It’s time for a special
special
announcement.
First though let’s do the colorful letters…
T H E
B A C K L A S H
N I G H T
R A B B L E
Ok, and now that I’ve gotten all of your attention – tonight is the first night ever that the Monday Night Rabble is a SYNDICATED column. I’ve gone above and beyond the call of duty and been invited to post up the MNR over on The National Wrestling Superstars. So welcome all the east coast indy guys who are going to now be reading the Rabble every time you are over at Inside Pulse.
We’re growin’ baby.
Now let’s introduce the villains of the night:
DANIELLE – My darling devotchka
BILL – My doting daughter
ERIC – The devious diabolik
JENNA – The destructive diva
HERNANDEZ – the delicious draven
RICH – the definative err… new guy
Ok, so I ran out – and more people are on the way, so forget the ‘d’ thing.
Anyway, it’s time for Backlash! Which starts off with a Cena/Edge/Trips promo.
We are starting the show with Chris Masters – a man who will enlighten the beginning of any show.
“Early in the night.. POWDERED TOASSST MAAAAAN!” – Bill
“His arms are looking smaller, nah – it was just the angle..” – Me
“He finally got a date!” – Hernandez
We get the flashback to Masters throwing the Masterlock onto Carlito as he finishes his ring entry. Now though, it’s apple time.
“Still waiting on his new music…. CARLITO” – Bill
MASTERS vs. CARLITO
Breaking the Masterlock… ees cool
They start nose to nose arguing and bipping at each other. Carlito goes with the slap, then Masters with the fist to his head. Big punches in the corner and Masters does the heelish thing of ripping off Carlito’s shirt and choking him with it. Tosses Carlito to the ropes, who reverses the momentum and dropkicks to the knees and then a bulldog. Now Carlito with Masters in the corner with fists… many punches.
Now Masters throws Carlito to the ropes and we get a back bodydrop and a two count. Masters with clubbing blows – tosses Carlito to the ropes kicks him in the gut – picks him up for the press slam, but Carlito slips out and puts Masters in the full-nelson. Masters then breaks it.
“The easily breakable… Carlito-Lock” – Bill
“I could break the Masterlock.. no wait.. I couldn’t really.” – Dani
Masters slips out the bottom rope and Carlito planchas. They reverse back and forth until finally Masters ends up getting tossed into the corner – but Carlito gets a kick in the gut on the return. He picks up Carlito, but big fists from Carlito gets him THROWN into the turnbuckle for two.
“That was just MEAN” – Hernandez
“When does Backlash begin?” – Dani
“The end of this match…” – Eric
So Masters sets Carlito against the second rope, and then knees to the back of his head. A knee drop and a two count again. Then a chinlock from Masters, but Carlito elbows out of it. Throws Masters, reversed and an elbow to Masters – right back into the chinlock. Rolls Carlito for a two count – then a clothesline from Masters and big fists.
Masters throwing Carlito around like a ragdoll – the set-up for the Masterlock… but Carlito drops down and rolls him up for two.
“Possum Pin – he had a finisher saved up!” – Bill
Carlito then runs hits the ropes, second rope leap, back elbow for two. Dropkick to Master’s knee, and big fists from Carlito – three clotheslines – throws him to the ropes and gets a picture perfect dropkick.
Back on their feet Masters throws Carlito to the corner – sets him up on the top turnbuckle, but Carlito fights out of it – prays to god and throws the PERFECT moonsault, even though Masters phantom falls.
“God Masters sucks..” – Bill
“This match is still going on?” – Dani
“Masters sucks too much to end it..” – Bill
Back on their feet he throws Masters to the ropes, gets caught in the Masterlock – drops and pulls Masters down to his knees and grabs the win with his feet on the ropes!
WINNER: CARLITO
“Isn’t Carlito the face?” – Dani
“Yeah.” – Me
“But he cheated” – Dani
“Yeah, but he’s Spanish..” – Me
“What’s that supposed to mean?!” – Hernandez
“Your people cheat.” – Me
In the back – it’s MARIAAAA! Yay! Looking adorable and all make-uppy! Fantastic. Maria goes and talks for awhile as I gawk, and gets interrupted by Lita who makes fun of Kentucky people. Then Maria makes fun of Lita’s propensity for oral sex.
We stopped listening – Bless Maria.
Now in the ring is Armando Alejandro Estrada… he speaks in spanish and Hernandez won’t translate for us.
“My name is armando alejandro estrada” – AAE
“And I fear three letters.. I N S” – Hernandez
He introduces, of course… Umaga
“His face is tattooed, but every week.. a DIFFERENT tattoo” – Hernandez
“They are mystic RUNNNNNES” – Bill
Now though – WOO!
“Oh.. and by the way.. WOO!” – Bill
“I missed that.. what was that?” – Eric
“Oh.. sorry… WOO!” – Bill
UMAGA vs. RIC FLAIR
Nobody cares..
Now they fight on the outside, a few fists and Ric crumples. Oh how the mighty have falling. They roll into the ring and we roll on. Flair gets dropped a few times by Umaga… punches… clotheslines… finally missing with the butt bounce.
They both roll to the outside and eats a chop or three. Then as Umaga’s about to splash onto Flair (who is on the stairs) – Flair moves!
“OHLAY!” – Bill
They both roll back in now and Flair starts to go after his knee. Drops him finally and Woo’s a bit.
“Is that his defensive bit? To woo?” – Hernandez
“Yes, it’s a sonic attack” – Me
Now Umaga catches him – and slams him down into the tree of woe. Dropping headbutt. Flying buttbounce. Top rope headbutt. And he’s setting up the THUMB OF DOOM!
“…i don’t get it?” – Simon
“He takes his thumb and hits you in a nerve cluster, paralyizing you. A move only secondary to the heart punch in devistation.” – Me
“So… he’s a vulcan?” – Jenna
WINNER: UMAGA
On Umaga’s tattoos smudging:
“It’s not Ash Wednesday.. it’s Crap Sunday” – Bill
Hey – a new WWE album coming out… available on Torrent on May 23rd.
In the back Vince is getting ready for the Gun Show!
“I”m sorry Vince, the Gun Show this month has been cancelled” – Me
They discuss Shane dropping his big elbow.
“Hit GOD with it..” – Bill
Vince then… walks on water.
“YOu know what that was?” – Vince
“..you’re making a mess..” – Shane
Vince then goes completely nuts and turns fishes into loaves.. and a slightly funny moment as Shane drinks his water – and it’s wine. Ok, wow. Wrestlecrap being birthed.
We now get the flashback on Trish and Mickey – and for whatever reason it sounds like JR and Lawler have NO Idea what is going on here.
“What do you think you are going to see here?” – JR
“…puppies…” – Eric
Here comes Mickey coming down in Mickey outfit – including a cute lil white corset and striped legwarmers.
Trish comes on down looking like Trish – wearing a lovely tan corsety outfit.
“So they dropped that whole thing?” – Eric
“No, they just let it run it’s course.” – Me
“No, Trips is going to come down as Chyna” – Bill
“No, his dick isn’t big enough” – Jenna
MICKEY STRATUS vs. TRISHY JAMES
I think they are all who they are supposed to be now…
They size each other up – Mickey with an armwringer and Trish rolls out of it and trips her down for a two count.
Back to their feet Trish ducks a clothesline with the Matrix – then plants herself up and a spinning head scissors. Followed by a huge dropkick from Trish. Excellent combo. Trish throws a spinning kick, Mickey ducks and a jumping kick to Mickey’s nose.. Trish now Thesz Presses off the apron to Mickey throws her in for a two count.
Mickey in the corner and gets splashed by Trish. Picks her up on the 2nd rope and begins punches of doom, but gets dumped to the outside instead. Trish looks like she might have jammed her wrist. As Trish is rolling in she gets choked down and a pin for two. A couple actually.
Then the choking continues against the ropes. A headslam to the mat from Mickey, and hey… more choking. Finally Mickey uses a strap to choke Trish out – and it gets up to five and there is a DQ….
So on replay they show it again – Trish eff’d up her right arm and this was their way out.
WINNER via DQ: TRISH STRATUS
In the back.. it’s MARIAAAA!!! She introduces Shawn Michaels. Maria wants to know if God is going to show up tonight. Shawn wants everyone to know that the Lord is here.
“Bret Hart in white robes” – Hernandez
Shawn says this is going to be a handicapped match, but he will be using the powers that the Lord has given to him.
“Including the laserbeams” – Me
Shawn teases the HELL out of DX… fantastic…
Now though it’s time for Shelty and RVD.
SHELTON vs. RVD
Intercontinental & Money In The Bank
Bell rings – and they taunt for a bit. Big EC’Dub hant as they lock up and they go right to the belly to back takedown. Right to their feet again. Shelton puts RVD in a wrist lock – Shelton does a top rope – double leg planch to roll out of it… and it’s a nice back and forth between.
Shelton with the headlock on Rvd – then ropes and a shoulderblock drop him. RVD hits the ropes again and RVD does a leg scissors to drop him down – and then a few high angle armdrags. Shelton bails to the ropes for a second and then they go face to face again. Lock up and they fight to the corner – Spinning kick from RVD sends Shelton bailing to the outside.
They lock up and Shelton finally gets ahead with some stiff hits to RVD – tosses him to the ropes but he leaps over Shelton’s ducking and spins around to eat another dropkick. Sets him up for the Rolling Thunder – but Shelty bails to the outside and gets suicide bombed onto.
Back in the ring – Shelton gets in the ring and as RVD’s coming in, he gets hit to the back then Shelty SUNSET FLIPS him into a powerbomb! Awesome…
“..that’s a dimebag for later…” – Hernandez
“..duuude.. dimebag’s deaaaddd…” – Me
Two count in the ring. Sets him up on the middle rope and a knee to the back of the head and another two count. A headslam to the ring and now Shelton continues to beat him on the second rope – a knee drop – backbreaker – all basic offense… Finally settling in on a chinlock…. Long pause.
Finally RVD gets the long build up to fighting out of it – elbows out of it – but Shelty hits a samoan drop out of nowhere! Awesome!
“So what are we watching?” – Jimmy
“umm.. wrestling?” – Me and Hernandez
“It’s North and South” – Hernandez
“It’s a race war?” – Jimmy
“No, it’s Bacardi and Cola” – Bill
Shelton finally gets RVD to the top turnbuckle – they fight for the superplex, but RVD punches Shelton down – and just as RVD is getting set up – Shelton runs up and gets a standing leap onto the top rope – then the superplex!!!
Shelty charges in and gets a humping bodyscissors.
“Some call it a bodyscissors, some call it draping a leg over your opponent” – Me
RVD slowwwly again builds out of a big chin lock. Tosses Shelty to the ropes, reversed – RVD holds on to the ropes and Shelton misses a dropkick – looked pretty amusing actually. Shelton gets to his feet and grabs RVD brings him to the corner – the head bounce is blocked with RVD’s foot – then he just KICK’S Shelton in the face… no better way to explain it than that.
RVD gets a round of his various kicks – side kick – spinning kick – rolling thunder – and the pin….. NO! Split leg moonsault….. NO! Shoulderblocks – Monkeyflip, but Shelton lands on his feet! They run at each other and Shelton throws a kick – caught – enzuigiri…. FIVE STARRRRR – MISSES!
Shelton runs in and hits a HIGH END DDT – ONE – TWO – LEG ON THE ROPES!
SHelton finally is ready to give up – he goes and grabs the Money In The Bank Case – as RVD slides out, Shelton gives him a snap kick – and throws him back in. Shelty gets to the top turnbuckle and RVD gets to his feet….. Shelton waits…. Flying crossbody, but RVD rolls it over for TWO.
“NOBODY rolls it like RVD” – Hernandez
Shelton picks him up – HURRICANRANA FROM RVD…. Ref bumped out of the way! SHelton grabs the case, but RVD gets it – VAN DAMINATOR!
HE GETS THE FIVE STAR UP!!! 360 SPLASH!
WINNER: ROB VAN DAM
Awesome match!
So we get the big set-up for Kane Big Show… May 19th..
“AHHHH” – Me
Big Show interview – nothing in particular of note.
Lillian announces Kane from OUTSIDE the ring – nice touch.
“Blathering Blatherscyte” – Hernandez
“OOOooo Gizmo-Kane!” – Me
“Bangarang” – Bill
“Ohh Black Betty?” – Michael
“Nono that’s Bamalam” – Hernandez
Hey, here comes the Big Show… It’s a Big Bad Show Tonight…
KANE vs. BIG SHOW
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Kane starts with punching Show right into his bad eye – he hits the ropes and gets press slammed from Show…
“annnd he’s winded” – Bill
“Press Select!” – Eric
Show gets the big chops then throws Kane to the counter corner and eats a boot. Kane goes after the eye again, but continues in and out of the ring just punches – lots of punches – drops a knee.
Picks Kane – starts to wring the arm – but Show grabs him and a bodyslam… drops his own elbow and misses.
“Jamie how come you aren’t typing?” – Bill
“It’s not like there is much going on” – Dani
“They are like hummingbirds they are so fast… 500 lb. hummingbirds” – Michael
“How much sugarwater do THEY drink?” – Bill
“200 gallons.. a day..” – Michael
There really is NOTHING going on – it’s all big man stuff. Til finally Show catches Kane on the top rope and goes for a fallaway slam – slams him down – and goes for the chokeslam and ends in a flubbed DDT for two.
Show throws Kane to the ropes – and Show’s boot couldn’t have been FURTHER away. Powerslam from Show for two.. Show points one finger…
“Be AFRAID of the claw!” – Me
“HE IS THE CHOSEEEN” – Michael
“A size 20 finger?!” – Bill
As Kane tosses Show out of the ring – the ring goes red and someone is whispering ‘May 19th’.
“Someone turned off my inner monologue?!” – Hernandez
“Eat the turnbuckle!!!!” – Michael
Show gets in the ring….
“Watch out – it’s a chest burster?!” – Hernandez
“Show can now go and read the newspaper and wait this out..” – Michael
“THE CRAPPENING” – Bill
Show can’t seem to get Kane to wake up – so he gets a steel chair and comes in with a steel chair… and HITS him. A look of disgust on his face..
“I can’t believe I’m in this stupid shitty gimmick” – Me as Show
Kane sits up, with his angry face… and that’s umm… the end.
COMMERCIAL
Candice joins Vince in the back – coughing and seeming a bit sick… so Vince, of course goes to lay on hands… on her chestcold… you make the joke.
“You can cut the suspense with a knife….” – Michael
“..a weak knife” – Me
“..so dull you could call it a spoon” – Michael
So Candice gets healed… until Shane bothers him. She writhes on the ground for awhile.
“That’s because her implants are breaking..” – Laura
Now the set-up for Vince and God… oy…
“So how is Shawn going to tag in God, or can he do it at anytime since God is everywhere?” – Michael
“Which means he could theoretically stand on the apron the whole match?” – Me
“What are they going to do to top this?” – Michael
“Not do this anymore..” – Me
HERE COMES THE MONNNEYYYYYY!!!!
SIGN O THE NIGHT: “And The Lord Sayeth – Here Comes The Money”
Now it’s time for No Chance….
“Why does he have a problem walking?” – Val
“Enormous Balls” – Michael
“So anyway… what’s God’s theme music be?” – Me
Vince now introduces God…
“He’s the holy roller” – Vince
“Vinnie Vegas?” – Me
So the beam of light hits the top of the key…. and the beam of light travels down the path. Vince stops him and makes him strrut down ….. so the beam of light … struts. As does Vince in the ring.
“Where’s the floating chair hitting him from out of nowhere?” – Michael
Vince continues to talk to the shaft of light.. and makes the ref… check him out. Wait, nevermind, it’s a no dq … so god can .. err.. bring it on!?
FINALLY – Shawn comes down…
SHANE & VINCE vs. GOD & SHAWN
Rectus Dominus Cheezyshit
Vince grabs the mic before the bell hits – explaining that Shawn and God are going to go straight to hell….
Shawn slaps Vince out of the ring – drops Shane – and planchas onto Vince outside. Rolls back in to duck under a Shane clothesline – and drops him with some more fists. Clotheslines Shane over the top rope – holds on and skins the cat back in. Then ANOTHER 360 leap onto Shane.
Shawn fights Shane up the key.
“Shane’s gonna climb on something…” – Dani
“So how much would it cost for Vince to make it rain sulfur?” – Hernandez
Shawn gets a back bodydrop right oo the steel stage. Here comes Vince with a chair – and Shawn kicks him in the gut – a chop drops him. Shane gets to eat some Backlash Background… Vince gets to his feet – Shawn runs flyin crossbody sends them into the grownfloor staging area – nice spot.
Shawn climbs up to the stage – and Shane’s there with a chair – KWANG!
“And Jahwey is watching on going – this sucks..” – Michael
“Was that Mohammed under the stage?” – Hernandez
So now Shane’s got Shawn and he’s bleeding like a pig. Shane slowwwwwly brings him down the ramp with kicks to the gut. Armdrag outside sends Shawn right into the front barrier. Shane brings him back in the ring – and continues the beatdown as Vince slowwwwly gets his way back to the ring.
Shane starts to do the Shane shuffle – hits a belly to back.
“Do you see the face imprint on Shane’s shirt.. it’s the Jersey of Turin.” – Michael
Shane climbs to the top turnbuckle, goes for the big elbow.. MISSES! WHIFF!
Now Shawn hits Shane.
Shane hits Shawn.
Etc. until FINALLY Shane hits a BIG DDT on Shawn… now Vince gets tagged in, why there is tagging, no idea. Vince comes in wiht a belt and begins the whipping.
“THis is right out of Jesus Christ Superstar.” – Michael
“..Passion of the Kid..” – Bill
Vince wraps the belt around his knuckles and Shawn is just getting beaten to hell. Shane runs around the ring for Vinnie and brings in the trash can. KABONG.
“Jamie.. why are we here?” – Dani
Vince now grabs the mic.. and taunts Shawn’s.. empty corner. Watches as ‘God’ leaves.
“He’s going to say May 19th and God’s gonna freak out..” – Michael
Vince now tunes up the band.. but Shawn catches it. Hits both of them..
“The Crow 2 ended just like this..” – Michael
“And was just as good..” – Me
Shawn stands up with Vince – Shane runs in with a chair – Shawn ducks – Vince eats chair!
“Right through Oedipus into this too!” – Michael
Shawn does the standard moveset – the flying elbow… and now it’s time for him to take in the essence of .. whatever…
“This is the power of cheese” – Bill
J E S U S C H R I S T – KICK! – Shane
J E S U S C H R I S T – KICK! – Vince
D E G E N E R A T I O N X C H O P !
“And he consecrated his crotch..” – Michael
Now Shawn rolls out so he can get a table. Two actually.
“He’s going to build an ark” – Michael
“10 Cubit – by 10 Cubit” – Me
“The flood will end when Rey Mysterio comes back with an olive branch” – Michael
“First he tried to gather the hummingbirds, but stopped when he realized they were 500 lbs and thirsty…” – Bill
He sets up the tables as the crowd chants ‘We want ladders’
“Greedy little fans!” – Dani
“No they just don’t know the difference” – Me
“In a minute they are going to be chanting ‘We Want Candy'” – Michael
So now Shawn gets the big ladder.
“It’s good to know that superkicks knock you out for…” – Me
“..ever” – Michael
“Think his doctor watches this and says ‘there’s money money money'” – Dani
“Yeah I think he’s got chloroform on his boot!” – Michael
So Shawn leaps from the ladder.. THE WRONG WAY?!?!?!? Hey, the Spirit Squad!? They’re out.. who knew they were there!?
“They are like the four horseman …. plus one” – Dani
So finally the Spirit Squad get the best of Shawn after a long beatdown…
“Now they are the Holy Spirit Squad” – Michael
They bring him in and do the throw him up.. and THROW HIM DOWN through the TABLE! Finally Vince pins him with Shane.
WINNER: VINCE & SHANE… umm.. sure..
So Cena talks about the match and of course it’s time for the main event right? NO! It’s time for Striker…….. thank God it’s Jenna’s birthday so we have a long set-up period to give her a cake and stuff.
Striker informs us that there is another miracle in Kentucky… there is a smart person there.. HA … HA…. ahem…
He introduces the ‘smartest man in kentucky’ … Eugene!
“Eugene is in the title match?!” – Jimmy
“…no… this is something completely different…” – Bill
Eugene hugs Striker – gets pushed off of him. Striker berates him and inbreeding.
“Wait that’s Eric Bischoff’s nephew..” – Eric
So he challenges Eugene to write his name… and he writes ‘Matt Striker Loves Poop’
“THE DAY IS MINE TRABECK” – Bill
The crowd chants along ‘You love poop’. Oh gods can this please end… Please… Eugene picks his nose… rolls it around… and is about to eat it when Striker stops him. Oh god, I wish I was kidding. I really really wish I was kidding.
He then shoves it in Striker’s mouth – Gives him a Stunner…
“A short bus Stunner” – Bill
Then runs. Which means it’s thankfully, over.
Now the Cena/Trips/Edge set up. The only thing that is going to save this night – and it won’t even save it – just reprieve it.. is the return of DX.
Here we go – YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME!
“You know what would be awesome.. Edge hitting Lita” – Dani
“You?! Condoning violence against women?!” – Me
“It’s not a woman… It’s Lita” – Michael
Hey – it’s time to plaay the gaaaaameeee….
“It’s all about the crust.. and how you flake it” – Michael
“It’s all about the sink.. and how you snake it” – Bill
“It’s all about the earth.. and how you quake it” – Michael
“It’s all about the milk.. and how you shake it” – Bill
“It’s all about the cake.. and how you bake it” – Michael
“It’s all about the thirst.. and how you slake it” – Bill
Finally – The Champ Is HEEeeeaaah
EDGE vs. TRIPLE H vs. JOHN CENA
They start off in a triangle – Edge gestures that they can go about fighting each other and he steps out. They decide it’s for the best and Trips and Cena begin with the big fists.
Cena to to the ropes – ducks a clothesline and hits the two shoulderblocks. Tosses him to a counter corner – bounces him and suplex for two as Edge breaks it up and slides out of the ring again. Cena brings Trips to the corner and he gets lifted and atomic dropped. Now the fists begin again. Trips hits the heinie (high knee.. see it’s still funny!)
Finally they turn around and notice Edge cheering them on – and flip him in, and now Edge bounces from guy to guy – and finally sliding out and now Cena and Trips go back and forth bashing Edge’s face into the table.
“No E.. No E Flat..” – Michael
Everyone back into the ring and Cena gets dumped out – Trips and Edge begin to fight it out, until Edge has Trips on the ropes and Cena runs in to pull Trips down – he hits the ropes and a flying splash on Edge – the tiltawhirl slam – five knuckle shuffle and Lita holds the top rope to spill him over the top.
Trips on the outside grabs Cena and tosses him into the steps – now Trips in the ring with Edge. Trips gets tossed to the ropes, but the knee lift drops Edge for two. Trips now in the corner with Edge tosses him counter corner – but eats a boot but still hits his own spinebuster.
Edge misses a reversal on an atomic drop.
“Ooo Edge getting a little dull” – Michael
Trips throws Edge to the ropes – hits a sleeper – Edge throws Trips – HE hits a sleeper. Cena runs in and picks BOTH of them up for the FU…. Edge slips out and SPEARS Cena. Nice spot.
On the outside – after stuff I missed – Edge monkeyflips Trips into the turnbuckle and Trips is red.. very red.. bloody bloody bloody.
In the ring – Edge and Cena now begin to fight it out. Cena finally hits the STFU……. Edge swims aimlessly… crawls to the rope. Trips stops Edge’s hand from tapping and hits Cena with the microphone…
“How come the ref didn’t hear it” – Me
Trips on the outside hits Edge and he gets laid out. In the ring – Cena grabs Trips for the STFU now..
“And he SLIPS OFF!” – Bill
“Blood makes an awesome lube” – Jimmy
“No tears do” – Bill
“….Children’s tears…” – Me
Trips gets the three arm drop… on two raises his hand and POWERS to the ropes…. He turns around and gets set up for the FU – Trips falls out of it and kicks for the Pedigree – Cena drops down and hits the STFU again…
In comes Edge to the turnbuckle and Cena lets it go only to leap up and grab Edge and sets up for a top rope FU.. In runs Trips… putting himself beneath Cena.. picks him up – all three fall hard.
Lita runs in with the chair – she goes to hit Trips – he catches it and SPINEBUSTER mercifully close to having Lita impale herself on it. He raises the chair up and he heads underneath for the sledgehammer.
In the ring Trips is going to hit Cena with the sledgehammer – but in runs Edge – Spears Trips! He turns to hit Cena, but picked up into the FU…. Trips shoves Cena – dumping Edge out of the ring – He grabs Cena for the Pedigree….
CENA DROPS! BACK BRIDGE!!! ONE TWO THREE!
CENA WINS IT!??!?!
Hunter is livid! He grabs the hammer – Drops the ref – Drops Edge – Drops Cena –
D X CHOPS!
“THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU” – Me
Trips walks out – a crimson mask. Up at the top of the key – Trips gives one more set of chops and that’s the end…
So what did the Rabble Think?
“Eh..” – Simon
“The last match was pretty good” – Omar
“Two good matches – almost made up for the other crap” – Eric
“I enjoyed it, it was my first pay per view” – Keith
“Ehh..” – Rich
“..what show?” – Jimmy
“I didn’t get to see God wrestle, I’m disappointed” – Val
“I was happy to see God make his PPV debut.
I was happy to see RVD win.
I was happy to see the last match.
The rest.. eh.” – Hernandez
“I agree with Hernandez, although I’m more on the RVD/Shelton match” – Jenna
“Apparently nobody else wants to say it – I thought it was a horrible assinine piece of crap” – Michael
“Who still has the belt? I didn’t see him..” – Bill
“Bill’s a comfy pillow. Michael too.” – Dani
“Next PPV I have to spend more time watching my girlfriend…
..also as a note – minus one or two high points, that show was bunk..” – Me
That having been said – hope you all enjoyed the Rabble and we’ll see you tomorrow!
G’nite all.
