[JunkNewsflash!] Lance Storm Molests Students?

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Although information is sketchy at best, word has reached Insidepulse.com that Lance Storm may have been molesting students at the Storm Wrestling Academy tm.

In one shocking instance, Lance Storm took the student’s head and placed it between his legs, the back of his head pushing up against Storm’s genitals. In another instance, Storm grabbed a student near the genital area and lifted him up in the air before throwing him back down.

While those are the most extreme charges being leveled, it is important to note that Storm often has his students remove most of their clothing and press up closely to one another. Their legs intertwine, and in several cases there is nipple on nipple contact. When he is not directly involved, it is suggested that Lance Storm just sits back and watches.

I’m just a reporter. I report the news. It’s my job. It’s why I make the big money. I report the facts and walk away. But God help me, this makes me absolutely sick. Let Lance know we will not stand by as he takes advantage of these young men by sending him an e-mail at stormwrestling@shaw.ca Together, maybe we can save these children. Maybe… maybe we can give them the brighter tomorrow I’ll never know.

See, Hulk Hogan and I Editor’s note: You’re really funny Grut. You’re gonna get us sued, dumbass. I’m cutting this, and you’re lucky to get in what you got. Lance Storm is just teaching his students how to wrestle, okay everyone? And none of them are children. Grut is a jackass, Lance Storm is a good man. and that’s when I realized I didn’t want to be on the Big Yellow Mustache Ride any longer. Part of me died that day. Part of me continues to die everyday because of it.

Insidepulse will give you more details as we get them.