After meeting up at a recent RAW/Smackdown supershow, the WWE Divas all came to the unanimous decision that they will never have sex with you.
“Not if you were the last man on Earth,” said Melina. “I’d rather the human species become extinct, or I could probably figure out cloning if I got a book.”
“I don’t even know you,” said Maria. “I’m sure you’re a great guy and all, but I’m seeing someone. No, that’s not fair to you. Even if I wasn’t seeing someone I wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole.”
“Get a job, join a gym, move out of your mom’s house and then maybe we can talk,” said Victoria. “But I doubt it.”
Candice said she was a married woman, Mickie is engaged, Jillian Hall pretended to be talking on her cell phone and Lita reached for a can of Mace when you came within five feet of her. You probably don’t want to touch Lita anyway as she looks like a dude that is swimming with VDs.
The only Diva you might have a chance with is Trish Status. Trish said, “I love Internet fans, I’m on the Internet all the time looking for new boyfriends.” Trish then cracked up laughing, dashing your foolish hopes.
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