[JunkNewsflash!] Booker T Beats The Crap Out Of Batista

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Batista must have said the wrong thing to Booker T at a recent Summerslam promotional video shoot, because Booker T responded by beating the holy hell out of Batista. Batista tried to fight back at first, but he soon realized the harder he fought back the harder Booker T would beat him. By the time JBL, Mark Henry, Fit Finley and Ricky Steamboat were able to pull Booker off of Batista, Batista was bleeding from every orifice and had wet himself out of fear and helplessness.

The two men later met behind closed doors to iron out their problems. Apparently a compromise was met, and now Batista must sign his name as “Booker T’s Bitch.” In return, Booker T will not beat Batista within an inch of his life ever again.