WWE.com cemented their status as the #1 source for backstage news when they outed Paul London today. The following statement was text messaged to subscribers:
After an exhaustive 3 month investigation, WWE.com is proud to announce that Paul London is a homosexual. While he is an intensely private person, WWE.com private investigators have trailed him after house shows and Smackdown tapings. Three nights ago Paul London went into a gay bar and left two minutes later, presumably after getting a handjob in the bathroom.
This is yet another example of the new WWE.com’s commitment to putting Dave Meltzer out of business. They promise an exclusive interview with Paul London once he stops killing them.
