[JunkNewsflash!] See No Evil The Best Horror Film Of The Decade!

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Due to See No Evil‘s less than glowing reviews, Insidepulse.com has decided to support the WWE and Kane by posting this ‘review’ of the movie, consisting totally of one-liners ready made for print and tv ads.

Move over Rock! There’s a new wrestler turned actor in town, and his name is KANE!

See No Evil? More like See This Movie!

Blood, breasts and bodies gaGLORE!

Four stars! You actually forgot the director’s experience was mostly in porn.

Eye Candy Kane made me want to suckle him all night!

The perfect combination of Hostel and Friday the 13th, with a little bit of Schindler’s List mixed in.

This movie made me totally appreciate life.

Don’t not go See No Evil.

We here at Insidepulse hope this will be a help to the WWE and finally end the myth of negativity on the Internet.