[SD] Incorrect Smackdown and Velocity Taping Results Sent Around

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The following spoilers are from the Wrestlecrap forums, and have since turned out to be FALSE:

The arena was almost completely full with only a few small sections closed off behind the camera view. Crowd was hot before the show even started.

Velocity matches

Jamie Noble and Kid Kash (with chains around their necks) defeated Funaki and Scotty 2 Hotty after Kash hit Funaki with the chain.

Orlando Jordan defeated a jobber. I think his name was Clyde Stanley.

Paul Burchill defeated The Road Warrior by DQ. I didn’t see the finish because I was buying a t-shirt but that is what the kid next to me said happened.

Mexicools defeated Vito and Nunzio in a really good match. The crowd was quiet until the finishing sequence which got a good response.

Michael Cole and Tazz come out and they switch the set to SD. No pyro. Strange.

Smackdown matches

Show opens up with Mark Henry saying that he deserves a World title shot and he wants it RIGHT NOW. He says he has decimated the last 3 World champions, Batista, Angle, and Rey. He said if anyone deserves a shot, it’s him. Out comes Angle from behind and he hits the Angle Slam on Henry. Loud “Let’s Go Angle” chants.

Bobby Lashley defeated William Regal rather quickly with a spear. Cut a promo about how even though he didn’t win KOTR, he’s still rising straight to the top.

Teddy Long is backstage and said that there will be a match for the #1 contender to the World Heavyweight title tonight and it will be between Mark Henry and Kurt Angle in a Judgment Day rematch.

Booker T is in the ring with his robe and crown and his mic didn’t work. lol. After a few awkward minutes that will probably be edited, Booker gets on the mic and goes on about how he should be in the #1 contender match because he is the King. He says he doesn’t get any respect and things are about to change around here. He was congratulating himself and promised that as King, Smackdown would be changing real soon.

Finlay beat Tatanka via count-out when a midget elf came out and took Tatanka’s headgear and ran off with it. Tatanka chased him to the back and allowed Finlay to attack him from behind.

One of the MNM guys [Joey Mercury] walks in London and Kendricks dressing room and they jump up ready to fight. He said he had no beef with them and respected them for beating them fairly. He said he also wants to prove he can be fair and asks for a rematch. They ask who his partner is going to be and he says he’ll let them know.

Mercury and Matt Hardy defeated London and Kendrick in a non-title match. They shook hands after the match.

JBL is in the ring and says that he has a few things he needs to address. He said that he was watching Raw on Monday and that he couldn’t believe that after the ass kicking that ECW took last year that they are coming back for some more. He said on June 11th (nice plug) he would be at ECW ONS again and drink beer and kick ass. He said no one drinks more beer and kicks more ass. This prompted a Stone Cold chants but instead the lights went out and THE SANDMAN ATTACKED HIM! JBL retreats to the back as the ECW music plays (no Enter Sandman).

They played a Diva Search promo on the screen that prompted some pretty loud boos. Of course, it will be edited.

Gunner Scott defeated Gregory Helms in a non-title match with a headbutt from the top rope. Boy, they are just burying the champions tonight. Solid match though.

Rey Mysterio is in the back and he walks passed Daivari who is talking to Mark Henry about his title match after he beats Kurt Angle tonight. Both of them were out of Mysterio’s view with Henry’s back to the camera. They overlook him and when Rey is out of sight of the camera, Henry steps to the side showing Daivari was actually talking to Chavo, who looked shook up.

Khali and Daivari in ring promo. Something about destroying the Undertaker. Promised the Undertaker would never be back after the humiliating loss he took.

Promo for a fatal four way US title match on SD next week between JBL, Finlay, Lashley, and Benoit. I guess this means the number one contender won’t be facing Rey for the title next week.

Mark Henry defeated Kurt Angle with the World’s Strongest Slam after Daivari low-blowed Angle while he had Henry in the Ankle lock. Henry continues to beat Angle down until Mysterio makes the save, allowing Angle to regain his senses and defend himself. Show goes off the air with Henry and Rey staring each other down.

Advertised Dark match was Rey vs Henry for the World Heavyweight title but they had Rey and Angle vs Henry and Khali in a tag match. We left before the match even started.

Source: WrestleCrap forums

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