InsidePULSE’s WWE Vengeance Report

InsidePULSE’s WWE Vengeance Report
06.25.05
Announcers are JR & The King
Report EXCLUSIVELY for InsidePULSE by: PK

Randy Orton vs. Kurt Angle
Angle is mat wrestling to start, hits a double leg takedown. On the apron, Angle tries to German Orton onto the floor, but fails. They go to the floor, and Angle suplexes Orton on the floor. Back in the ring, Orton hits a big time drop kick, and they fight on the outside, with Orton running Angle into the wall. Back in the ring, Orton keeps Angle down, then goes up to the top turnbuckle, and Angle runs up and hits the belly to belly SUPERplex. Angle goes for the Olympic Slam, but Orton flips out, and hits a C+ for 2. Orton goes for a RKO, but gets shoved into the corner. Orton takes the cover off the top turnbuckle, and Angle hits a series of 8 Germans!! Angle drops the straps, and locks on the Ankle Lock, but Orton rolls through, and Angle goes face first into the exposed turnbuckle, then turns into a RKO for the pin.
Winner – Randy Orton

McMahon on a phone in his office. A kid in a wheel chair and a DX shirt comes in. McMahon thinks it’s a set up. He then shoves the kid out the door. Coach comes in, and tells McMahon that DX has been hanging around his office. Coach also says that he invited a close family friend of his to the arena, a kid in a wheel chair, and he is a big fan of Mr. McMahon. McMahon just gulps.

Armando comes down to the ring with Umaga. He says that he heard Eugene had back up with him, so bring on Superman, Spider-Man or Aquaman, but none of them will help against UMAGA.

Umaga (w/ Armando) vs. Eugene (w/ Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Doink, & Kamala)
I hate clowns. Umaga disposes Eugene in less then a minute.
Winner – Umaga

Hacksaw & Doink get in the ring and get a Samoan Spike for their trouble, however when Kamala tries to go head to head with Umaga, Armando has Umaga walks away.

New Guy Todd with Foley. Foley reads the part of Flair’s book where Flair rips on Foley.

Ric Flair vs. Mick Foley – 2 out of 3 Falls
Foley tries to out wrestle Flair to start. He drops Flair early, and goes for Mr. Socko, however Socko has long blonde hair and a sparkling robe!!! Flair grabs Foley in the nuts, and rolls up Foley for the first pin.

Flair 1, Foley 0

The fight goes to the outside, and Foley pokes Flair in the eye, and rolls him back in the ring. Foley tosses a trash can in the ring. When Foley gets back in, Flair gets to him and locks on the Figure 4. Foley grabs the trash can, and slams Flair with it for the DQ.
Winner – Ric Flair

Foley gets a baseball with barb wire, and rips up Flair. Flair is GUSHING blood.

Carlito with Maria. Torrie comes in and her and Maria started to oil each other.

Shelton Benjamin (c) vs. Johnny Nitro (w/ Melina) vs. Carlito – IC Title
Lots of stuff going on to start. Shelton and Nitro are on the outside, and Carlito hits a flipping springboard plancha on the floor! Carlito hits the back cracker on Shelton, but Nitro slides in and takes the pinfall for the win.
Winner and NEW Champion – Johnny Nitro

McMahon gets the Spirit Squad siked up for the match tonight. After they leave, he walks in the bathroom with the penis pump, but it blows green powder in his face.

RVD video promo.

Rob Van Dam (c) vs. Edge (w/ Lita) – WWE Title
RVD dominates the beginning of the match. They fight on the outside, and RVD moonsaults off the wall on Edge. As they get back in the ring, RVD is grabbed by Lita, Edge comes over and sunset powerbombs RVD on the floor. Edge powerbombs RVD against the retaining wall. Back in the ring, Edge with a backbreaker for 2. RVD with a German, and bridges it for 2. RVD goes for Rolling Thunder, but Edge stands up and hits a powerslam for 2. RVD back up, hits a straight kick off the top, then goes up for a 5*, but Edge rolls to the opposite side of the ring, so RVD rolls off the top, and hits Rolling Thunder, then a Split Leg Moonsault for 2. RVD with a rolling kick, Edge ducks, and RVD drills the ref. Lita gets the belt for Edge, but RVD nails a Van Daminator, but the ref is down. RVD goes up for the 5*, but Lita crotches him. Edge lines up for a spear, Lita has a chair in the corner set up for Edge to spear RVD through, but RVD dodges it, and Edge goes head first into the chair, and RVD hits the 5* for the pin.
Winner and STILL Champion – RVD

ECW is celebrating. Heyman says that there will be Raw Lumberjacks as well.

Kane vs. ‘Kane’
Real Kane tries to pull the mask off of Fake Kane. Real Kane goes for a choke slam, but Fake Kane blocks it, but Real Kane hits him a huge clothesline. Real Kane goes to the top rope, but when he leaps down, Fake Kane grabs him and choke slams him, then pins him the old school Kane way.
Winner – Fake Kane

Sabu vs. John Cena – Lumberjack Match
ECW Lumberjacks: Little Guido, Balls Mahoney, Stevie Richards, Tommy Dreamer, Sandman, Roadkill, Al Snow, Justin Credible.
Raw Lumberjacks: Viscera, Matt Striker, Val Venis, Trevor Murdoch, Lance Cade, Rob Conway, Gene Snitsky, Charlie Haas.

Sabu and Cena go back and forth sending each other to the outside. The 3rd time, Sandman drills Cena with a cane. Dreamer and Sandman set up a table on the outside, as Sabu hits the triple jump moonsault. The Lumberjacks start fighting. On the outside, Cena gives Richards a FU over the wall into the crowd. Sabu slaps Cena a few times with a chair, and they lay out Cena over the table. Viscera and Snitsky take out Sandman and Dreamer, and as Sabu was going to jump out of the ring, Cena cracks a cane. Back in the ring Cena lifts Sabu up, and hits the FU out of the ring through the table. Sabu hits hard. Cena brings him back in the ring again, and locks on the STFU for the submission.
Winner – Cena

D-Generation X vs. Spirit Squad
HBK and HHH are in full DX garb. DX clears the ring pretty quickly. Johnny looks like he broke his nose. HBK and Johnny face off, and Johnny puts on a Karate Kid headband on, but HBK tags in HHH, and HHH beats him up. SS takes over, as 4 of them beat down on HHH, tossing him into the ring steps. HBK comes in and cleans house. Mitch pulls him to the outside, and Kenny slaps a chair across his face. They roll him back in, and Mikey hits a bulldog by jumping over the top rope off the trampoline. SS now dominating HBK, and HHH gets pissed and tosses the trampoline. More SS beat downs, Mitch, Nicky and Johnny hold up HBK, and Mikey goes off the trampoline but HBK ducks and Mikey takes out the rest of the SS. HHH backs Kenny in the ring, and HBK gets in. Mitch runs in, as Kenny is getting a Pedigree, and gets Superkick, for the dual pin.
Winners – DX

The rest of the SS gets superkicks or pedigrees, then HBK shoves Mitch’s face into HHH, officially making Mitch the first member of the HHH Kiss My Ass Club.

Show over.

~PK