You Complete Bar Steward! 07.08.06
Hi there folks, me again. Sorry for missing last week, but to be perfectly honest, I got mixed up with the weeks, and just plain forgot I had to post. So yeah… sorry.
Big news coming hot off the presses… this will be the third-to-last edition of You Complete Bar Steward! EVER! Some big things are happening, so it’s come down to having to end this beauty of a column. I’m still going to be knocking around the wrestling section, so you’ll still get your Wallace fix.. you lucky people you. It’s just a good time to end this, before I get bored with it all.
So… the last ever “proper” version of YCBS (two weeks time will be something special.. in 4 weeks time, will be something even more special than the special one).
Slammer of the Fortnight – Fuzzy Monkey
Difficulty Rating: 1/5
Taste/s: Fruity, Exotic
Ingredients
3/4 oz Peach Schnapps
3/4 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Crème de Banana
1-1/2 oz Orange juice
Equipment
1 x Tumbler
Instructions
Add the Schnapps, Vodka and Banana Liquor first, then add the Orange juice and give it a stir to mix all the ingredients. Once you’ve done that, you may proceed to getting wasted. Some people like to add lemonade to this, but in my opinion it tastes f*cking awful.
Nobody walks into a bar …
… so no joke can be made or thought of.
Cocktail of the Fortnight – Kamikaze Raspberry
Difficulty Rating: 1/5
Taste/s: Sweet, Fruity
Colour/s: Red, Pink
Ingredients
1 part Concentrated Raspberry juice
1 part Raspberry Schnapps
1 part Vodka
Equipment
Pitcher / Jug
Instructions
1. Put all the ingredients into the Pitcher, along with some crushed up ice.
2. Give it a good stir, add some chopped up fruit if you wish.
3. Pour into a glass and you’re sorted.
Last Orders…
So we come to the end of another YCBS!
Thanks for reading. I truly appreciate the opportunity to write about beer, cocktails and other assorted drinks. Nowhere else can you get this much enjoyment from writing than here on InsidePulse! (cheap plug ala Mick Foley).
Cheers.
Danny Wallace.
