InsidePULSE’s WWE SummerSlam Report

Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero
Rey and Chavo brawl to start. Chavo keeps slugging away at Mysterio, and as Mysterio starts falling to the ground, Chavo pulls his mask off. Mysterio immediately covers his face, and pulls his mask back on. They fight to the top turnbuckle, and Mysterio hits a faceplant off the top. Mysterio then hurra canranna’s Chavo into the ropes, and hits the 619. Mysterio goes for a West Coast Pop, but Chavo ducks it, but Mysterio sends him to floor. Vicky Guerrero comes down, and wants them to stop fighting. She then slaps Chavo, and Mysterio dives on him. Back in the ring, Mysterio goes to the top for a Frog Splash, and Vicky goes up to talk to him, but slips off the apron, and knocks Mysterio to the mat. Chavo hits Mysterio with a Brain Buster, then nails the Frog Splash for the finish.
Winner – Chavo

Booker T declares that he and Sharmell will win tonight, and they will be the most powerful couple in Sports Entertainment. Enter Lita & Edge to dispute that claim. They wager. If Booker wins, and Edge loses, Edge must come to SD and kiss Booker’s feet. If Edge wins, and Booker loses, Booker must come to SD and be Edge’s servant for the night.

Big Show (c) vs. Sabu – ECW Title – Extreme Rules
The over/under on Sabu’s blown spots tonight is 3. Sabu jumps Show to start, and hits a Facebuster on Show’s back with a chair. Show shoves Sabu, and then crushes the chair, and tosses it to the outside. Sabu pulls Show on the ropes, and then tosses a chair in his face, and then the dropkicks one into Show’s face. A table is set the corner, and Sabu bulldogs Show face first into the table. Show fights back, and nails a Vader Bomb on Sabu. A table is set up, propped up on the 2 pieces of the ringsteps, and Sabu runs up and DDTs Show through the table. Sabu sets up another table, and Show grabs him and choke slams Sabu hard through the table for the pinfall.
Winner – Big Show

Layla comes into the Diva locker room, and they are all shunning her. Trish then steps up saying that she can not just win a contest and become a WWE Diva. Trish then said that she lost a knuckle, Jillian had a growth eaten off her face, and Ashley…well Ashley recently broke her hand. They then reveal that they are just gagging on, then toss her in the shower, and gets her all wet.

Recap of Orton/Hogan.

Randy Orton vs. Hulk Hogan
Hogan overpowers Orton to start. Orton back up, headlocks Hogan. Orton beats down Hogan in the corner. Hogan is favoring his knee. Orton tries to send Hogan’s head to the turnbuckle, but Hogan blocks, and fights back. Hogan on the top rope hits the 9 punch count doom, followed by a bite to the forehead. Hogan with few back racks, and the ref warns him, but Hogan scares him off. Orton goes to the outside, and grabs Hogan’s ankle, then starts working on Hogan’s bad knee…I guess which ever one is worse. Orton goes up for a crossbody, but Hogan ducks. Hogan goes for the big boot, but Orton slides underneath, as Hogan turns around, he hits the RKO. During the 3 count, Hogan gets his foot on the rope. Orton isn’t happy, and he starts to beat down Hogan again, but he starts to Hulk up. Hogan hits the big boot, then leg drop for the pin.
Winner – Hulk Hogan

Foley is a bit depressed. He didn’t quite prepare for the Flair that he saw at ECW this week. Melina cheers him up, and Foley is ready.

Mick Foley vs. Ric Flair – ‘I Quit’ Match
Foley jumps Flair before Flair can get his robe. Foley with a knee to Flair’s face in the corner. Foley takes out Socko, and locks on the Mandible Claw. Foley goes for the mic, but Flair doesn’t say ‘I Quit.’ Flair starts fighting back, takes Socko away and puts in on his hand, and chops away on Foley’s chest. They fall to floor, and Foley sends Flair to the ringsteps. Foley pulls out a board of barbwire, and smacks Flair with it. In the ring, Foley lays it on Flair, and elbow drops the board. Foley lays out some thumbtacks, and he hip tosses Flair in the thumbtacks. Foley brings out a barbwire bat, and starts to dig it into Flair’s head, but Flair nails a low blow. Flair tosses Foley shoulder first into the ringpost. Flair then digs the barbwire bat into Foley’s face, and then Flair grabs the mic and says ‘You quit right now, or I’ll kill you right here. You quit right now, or I’ll ripe your heart out.’ Foley on the apron, and Flair runs at him with the bat, and knocks Foley all the way up the ramp!! The medics & Melina come out and say that Foley can not continue, but Flair thinks it bull, and he says ‘This is an I QUIT match, not a Lay on Your Ass Match.’ Flair works over Foley some more. Melina throws in the towel for Foley, but Flair will not allow that either. Flair gets the bat, and is charging at Foley in the corner, but Melina is laying over Foley, and Foley says I Quit as Flair is about to hit Melina.
Winner – Ric Flair

King Booker (w/ Queen Sharmell) (c) vs. Batista – World Heavyweight Title
This match was too boring for me to watch. As Batista went for a Demon Bomb, Sharmell came in and clawed Batista’s face, causing a DQ
Winner via DQ – Batista

Booker goes for an Axe Kick, but Batista then nails a spinebuster, then nails a Demon Bomb.

DX is telling someone that Vince said that Umaga was the biggest, the baddest, and the best. As DX is leaving, you here grunting and something being thrown. It is probably Kane.

D-Generation X vs. The McMahon’s
The Spirit Squad makes their way out first, and tries to take out DX, but they are disposed of quickly. The McMahon’s start to walk down, but then Mr. Kennedy, William Regal, and Fit Finlay make their way out. DX gets mobbed for a bit, but eventually takes out all 3. The McMahon’s do not seem too worried, because ‘Wellllllllll…It’s The Big Show’ hits, and Show comes down and mauls HBK, hitting him with that sleeper/backbreaker combo. Team SmackDown pulls HHH to the outside, and they triple team him. Show pulls the announce table apart, then chokeslams HHH through the table. The McMahon’s make their way down, and Show, Kennedy, Regal and Finlay take their leave. HHH is still laid out, and the McMahon’s take on HBK. They hit Demolition’s Decapitation, then The Hart Foundation’s Hart Attack, then the LOD’s Doomsday Device. HBK starts to fight back, HHH gets back on the apron. Umaga and Armando come down. Armando distracts the ref, and Umaga nails HHH with a Samoan Spike. HBK, on the ramp, then gets drilled by Umaga, then he goes for Samoan Spike on him, but KANE’s pyro hits, and he takes out Umaga. They fight to the back. Shane sets up a trash can on HHH in the corner, and he looks to be going coast to coast, but has he leaps, HBK drills him with a Superkick. HHH then nails a Pedigree on Vince for the pin.
Winners – DX

As they are leaving, it looks like HBK is hurt legit. He can’t lift his right arm while doing the pose, and wasn’t doing any crotch chopping.

Recap of Edge/Cena going all the way back to New Year’s Revolution.

Edge (w/ Lita) (c) vs. John Cena – Title Changes Hands on DQ
Edge dominates the beginning of the match. Cena is on the apron, and Edge knocks him off. Cena is on the floor for while, and finally gets in on a 9 count. Cena fights back, hits a Fisherman’s Suplex, but then he charges at Edge, and Edge tosses him over the top rope. Cena back in, Edge still dominates. Edge locks in a Camel Clutch, but Cena powers out of it, and drops Edge. Both men up slowly, then Cena hits the Throwback. Both men down again, Lita tosses a chair in the ring, but Edge doesn’t want it, and tosses it out. Cena goes on a roll, with a series of clotheslines and shoulderblocks. Cena looks to be going for a FU, but Edge turns it around into an Impaler DDT for 2. Edge with a crossbody, but Cena rolls through, holding onto Edge, stands up, the puts Edge on his shoulders for a FU, but Edge slides through again and nails the Edge-o-matic. Both back up, Lita on the apron, Cena almost runs into her, but he dodges a charging Edge, who knocks Lita off the apron. Cena then locks on the STFU, but Edge gets to the ropes. The ref pulls Cena off, and Lita slips some brass knuckles to Edge. Cena lifts Edge up for a FU again, and Lita gets in the ring, and jumps on Edges back. Cena then FU’s Lita off of Edge, but Edge slides off, and as the ref is getting Lita out of the ring, Edge hits Cena in the back of his head with the knucks for the pinfall.
Winner – Edge

Show Over.
~Pk