You Complete Bar Steward! 04.09.06 – The End
Hi there drink loving people. It is with a sombre, yet upbeat mood that I bring you, for the very last time, YCBS.
It’s been a pleasure to write for the Culture section of InsidePulse for just over a year now. That’s a hell of a long time to gabber on about drinks. For this final edition, I’m going to be writing about something that all alcohol consumers can enjoy… THE GUIDE TO A PERFECT HANGOVER CURE!
Yes folks, your prayers have been answered. I, Danny Wallace, The King Of Beverages (and currently the Pulse Wrestling Roundtable Champ) bring you a perfect four-part routine to cure even the most stubborn of hangovers.
First up…
Water
Yes, that’s right. WATER. Especially good for when you get home from a club. Your ears are ringing, your eyes are blurry, and all you want to do is flop onto your bed and pass out. Well, before you do that, drink a pint of water. You’ll end up waking up in the middle of the night needing a piss, but it’ll be worth it as you won’t feel so shit in the morning. Water will re-hydrate you, which is always a good thing when you’ve sweated buckets in the club.
Scrub Up
Once you’ve risen from your stinky, smelly pit you’ll need to take a shower to get all that sweat off you and get you smelling fresh. Once you’ve cleaned yourself up a bit, it’s now time to navigate yourself back into your bedroom and find some clothes to wear.
A Breath of Fresh Air
So now you’re all dressed and clean, it’s now time to open up your window to let out that stale musky smell that has somehow gotten into your room, and to also take in some fresh air to your lungs. Take a few deep breaths and just clear your head. This will be the time when memories you wish you didn’t have come flooding back to you. For shame.
The Final Chapter
One more thing is needed to completely cure your hangover and set you up for the rest of the day.
That thing is.. A FRIED BREAKFAST!
Sausage, Beans, Egg, Bacon, Tomato, Mushrooms and Toast.
Add the final ingredient, a lovely hot cup of tea, and your set. Devour at your own pace, and then sit back in the knowledge that you’ve done everything you possibly can to cure your hangover.
Last Orders…
And that’s your whack, jack!
Thank you VERY much for reading me over the past year, and I hope you continue to check me out in the Wrestling section of the site. It’s been a real pleasure.
Cheers!
Danny Wallace.
