— SO August is finally over!!! Thank goodness!!!! I can finally exhale and relax… okay, maybe I can’t actually do that, but at least I can kick back and enjoy the opening weekend of football and watch Eli vs. Peyton.
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– Shelton Benjamin vs. Eugene
Just as a reminder, just incase you have forgotten, two people that annoy me to no ends and that I really don’t like to cover: Chris Masters and Eugene. And unfortunately for me, I got Masters on my RAW return, and I have Mr. Retard on my football weekend. Lets just hope this list doesn’t grow.
Toss off the top ropes (no Eugening up this time) and T-bone gets the win for Benjamin.
Winner: Shelton Benjamin
– Torrie Wilson vs. Mickey James w/ Special Referee: Candice Michelle
Let the replacement search for Trish Stratus begin. Sadly, I don’t think we may find it here, unless Mickey James could step it up. James controls the match from the get-go until Torrie gets some of her surprising new (not that new) offense in. Kick to the gut followed by a James DDT that gets the slow count from Candice, but still picks up the 1-2-3.
Winner: Mickey James
– [RAW] Recap
If you haven’t caught my oh so glorious return to RAW, make sure you do so sometime soon. Plus you’ll get the skinny on the RAW recap HEAT did this weekend over the six-inter-gender tag match that was the main event from the Monday that was.
– The Spirit Squad vs. Val Venis & Snitsky
The usual suspects are in this match for SS as Kenny starts the match off against Venis. We get a few back and forth stuff that gets Kenny to imitate Venis, until it backfires. Tag gets in for both teams as Mikey gets tossed around by Snitsky.
Hip toss sets up for Snitsky and a powerslam follows up as we get a close two after the elbow drop. Kenny gets back in action and starts pulling against Snitsky’s left arm, working it over as Mikey gets the tag back in. This continues for quite some time as Snitsky is left in the SS corner.
Adrenaline rush finally gets Snitsky to tag Venis as he clears the ring. Half nelson slam gets two as Kenny breaks the pin. Big boot from Snistky eats the top rope split, and Johnny sneaks in to take out Venis. Kenny on top of the ropes with Mikey perched on his shoulder do a supder slam on top of the fallen Venis to get the win.
Winner: The Spirit Squad
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The HEAT Wave
Talk about your below average HEAT. This weekend was just completely uninteresting and it showed as the MAIN EVENT was the only one that got an extended review. Ouch. Well one thing we didn’t get was jobbers. But just incase you want to see for yourself, you could do so at the HEAT website. That does it for me, I’m out. Peace.
