[JunkNewsflash!] Tony Glad To Have Met Batista

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A chance encounter brought together a man named Tony with WWE wrestler Batista. Tony was very happy after meeting Batista.

“Batista,” said Tony. “I just met a man named Batista. And suddenly that name, will never be the same, to meeee.”

Tony continued. “Batista! I just shook the hand of Batista! And suddenly I’ve found, how wonderful a shake, can beeee!”

Tony spun in a circle before exclaiming, “Batista! Say it loud and there’s music playing! Say it soft and it’s almost like praying. Batista. I’ll never stop saying BatistaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA! BATISTA! BATISTA! BATIIIIISTA BATISTA! BATIIIIIIIIISTA! BATIIIIIIIISTA! BAAATISTA Batista, say it once and there’s music playing. Say it soft and it’s almost like praying. Batista. I’ll never stop saying Batista!”

Batista did not respond to our requests for an interview as he is busy moving from Greece to Michigan, presumably due to the fact that he wants to live in America.