[SPOILERS] Desperate Housewives – Episode 3-5

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Episode 3.05: Nice She Ain’t
Airdate: October 22, 2006

Susan brings her macaroni and cheese dish to the hospital to help jog Mike’s memory. Susan discovers that Edie has been visiting Mike every single day since he woke up. She continues to struggle with her love for two men.

Gabrielle and Carlos still live under the same roof but not “together.” Gabrielle brings home Phil Lopez, a man named the Latino Businessman of the Year two years in a row, in order to make Carlos jealous. This leads to a fake sex routine between Gaby and Phil. Gaby is shown in a bathrobe and she is shaking a designer canopy bed, tossing her head back and giving it her all. As in “Yes, yes! Oh, Phil! Give it to me!” Thinking he’s about to have real sex, Phil keeps trying to join Gaby in the sack. She fends him off (“Beat it, Phil. No means no!”) while still pretending to get off (“Take me home, Philly! God, you should wear a saddle!”). Frustrated, Phil finally storms out, but Gaby continues to bang the bedposts until Carlos sneaks into the room, taps her on the shoulder, and asks for her car keys.

We meet Detective Ridley’s (played by Ernie Hudson) work partner. Sara, one of Julie’s friends, falls for Austin. Julie doesn’t seem to care as she gives Austin the cold shoulder anyways.

Lynette becomes the co-owner of a new business venture, and Susan struggles with her love for two men. A doctor treats a female patient who has attempted suicide and appears to be one of the Van De Kamps. Bree orders a crusty motel manager to open a room for her. A dysfunctional family meets a therapist.

Guest starring are Rachel Fox as Kayla, Kiersten Warren as Nora, Kathryn Joosten as Mrs. McCluskey, Raf Mauro as Gus, Paul Keeley as Dr. McClean, Mae Whitman as Sarah, Ernie Hudson as Detective Ridley, Wendy Worthington as Nurse Parker, Marco Sanchez as Phil Lopez, Anthony Azizi as Dr. Falati, Rick Fitts as Jerry, Rick Scarry as Dr. Peters, and Evelina Oboza as Trishelle.

Credit: ABC, SpoilerFix.com, Entertainment Weekly, TV Guide Online

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