Happy Hour: NCAA Football Betting (Mis)Advice

[Note: Happy Hour or Inside Pulse takes no responsibility for the accuracy of these picks. If you want to wager money on the games, that’s fine, but we’re not responsible if you lose your shirt.]

12:00 PM
Ball State at #2 Michigan (-34)
Michigan defeats Ball State without much trouble, but they may be looking ahead to Ohio State. Take the points.

Penn State at #17 Wisconsin (-7)
Wisconsin should win at home against Penn State, but I wouldn‘t put money down on this one.

Maryland at #19 Clemson (-20.5)
Clemson has a history of losing winnable games in November. Maryland has a history of pulling the upset in conference. I’m calling a Maryland upset win over Clemson. Take the points

Virginia at Florida State (-13)
Florida State may be having a down year, but Virginia sucks too bad to consider taking the points. Give the points and hope for the best.

Pittsburgh at South Florida (+5)
We‘ll give Pittsburgh a victory on the road against South Florida. Avoid putting money on it though.

Indiana at Minnesota (-5.5)
Minnesota wins in the dome, keep your money in your pocket.

Missouri at Nebraska (-5.5)
Missouri with the win on the road against Nebraska, take the points.

Baylor at Texas Tech (-17)
Texas Tech wins at home, forget about wagering though.

12:10 PM
Northwestern at Iowa (-20)
Poor Northwestern has no luck, it would seem. Iowa for the win, but take the points.

12:30 PM
#7 Florida at Vanderbilt (+17)
Florida wins at Vanderbilt, but Vandy gives them a run for their money. Take the points on this one.

Mississippi State at Alabama (-14.5)
Fourteen is an awful lot to give from a team that‘s offense doesn‘t exactly set the world on fire. Crimson Tide for the win, but take the points.

1:00 PM
Georgia at Kentucky (+7)
I‘m sniffing a win for the home team. Kentucky wins, but I‘ll pass on wagering.

Navy at Duke (+12.5)
Navy wins on the road, but don‘t waste time betting on this mess.

Central Michigan at Temple (+20.5)
Good God”¦ Central Michigan takes it on the road, pass on betting.

Bowling Green at Akron (-8)
Rinse, lather, repeat. Pass on betting, Akron wins at home.

Kent State at Buffalo (+16.5)
Really stretching for it now. Kent State wins on the road, but Buffalo does enough to cover. Take the points.

Ohio at Eastern Michigan (+7)
Eastern Michigan with the minor upset, and take the points while you‘re at it.

2:00 PM
Kansas at Iowa State (+2.5)
I like Iowa State more than other people do, so I‘ll give them the win here. Wouldn‘t put money on this one unless you have a vested interest in either team.

Northwestern State at Mississippi (off)
A minor side note on Saturday, nothing more. Mississippi wins at home.

2:30 PM
Arkansas State at #6 Auburn (-32)
Auburn shouldn‘t have much trouble at home, but 32 feels like an awful lot for them to give. Take the points with Arkansas State and hope that Auburn doesn‘t blow the stadium down.

North Carolina at #11 Notre Dame (-25)
North Carolina absolutely sucks, and Notre Dame has a chip on their shoulder after this BCS mess. Take Notre Dame at home, give the points.

3:00 PM
TCU at UNLV (+20.5)
TCU wins on the road, take the points with UNLV at home.

San Diego State at Wyoming (-14.5)
Wyoming wins at home, pass on betting.

Hawaii at Utah State (+27)
Hawaii wins, but 27 is too enticing to pass up. Take the points with Utah State at home.

3:30 PM
#1 Ohio State at Illinois (+24.5)
Here‘s a shocker for you – Ohio State for the win, give the points while you‘re at it.

#13 LSU at #8 Tennessee (+4.5)
I feel pretty comfortable in taking the points with Tennessee since they‘re in Knoxville. The game is too close to call, but my heart tells me Tennessee, much to my chagrin.

Washington at #24 Oregon (-16.5)
Oregon wins at home, but I would avoid putting money on the game for a variety of reasons.

Kansas State at Colorado (-3.5)
Kansas State wins on the road, and you can take the points while you‘re at it.

Purdue at Michigan State (-2)
A good one perhaps here, Michigan State wins at home. Give the points.

Tulsa at Houston (+3.5)
We‘ll say Tulsa on the road, but pass on betting.

Florida Atlantic at Middle Tennessee State (-11.5)
Like before, we‘ll take a pass on betting on this game. The home team carries the day.

Miami (OH) at Western Michigan (-14)
I think fourteen is too much to give here. Take the points with Miami of Ohio.

4:00 PM
East Carolina at UCF (+6)
Take the Pirates of East Carolina and give the points while you‘re at it.

Louisiana-Lafayette at Troy (off)
UL Lafayette wins on the road at Troy.

4:05 PM
Arizona State at Oregon State (-2.5)
Another close game. I‘ll take Oregon State to win, and I‘ll give the points.

5:00 PM
Arizona at #25 Washington State (-17)
Washington State will win at home, but I‘d like to think that Arizona can cover this. Take the points.

Nevada at Idaho (+10.5)
Good Lord, who even cares. Nevada on the road, pass on betting.

6:30 PM
Brigham Young at Colorado State (+15.5)
I like BYU to win, but Colorado State can cover 15.5 at home. Take the points.

7:00 PM
Oklahoma State at #4 Texas (-18)
Texas wins at home, give the points.

#9 USC at Stanford (+28.5)
For a team coming off a disappointing loss, USC is giving a lot to Stanford on the road. Granted, Stanford sucks, but I‘ll take the points with Stanford.

#16 Boston College at #22 Wake Forest (+4)
I‘ve got Wake upsetting Boston College here, especially since they‘re in Winston-Salem. Take the points.

#20 Georgia Tech at North Carolina State (+5)
And we‘ll go the other way here, and call for a blowout in Raleigh. Georgia Tech wins it, and give the points in a heartbeat.

Louisiana Tech at North Texas (-2.5)
We‘ll give this one to North Texas, but forget about betting unless you really want to.

7:30 PM
Tulane at Marshall (-5)
Marshall wins it at home. Sounds like a winner to me – Give the points.

7:45 PM
#12 Arkansas at South Carolina (+3)
I can’t rule out the upset in Columbia, but at only +3, I don‘t feel safe in betting on this one.

8:00 PM
UCLA at #10 California (-17.5)
California wins at home, and you can give the points if you‘d like.

#18 Oklahoma at #21 Texas A&M (+3)
I‘m going with the upset – A&M beats Oklahoma, but I wont put money on it.

#23 Virginia Tech at Miami, FL (+3)
Virginia Tech goes on the road and beats Miami in the Orange Bowl. Avoid betting.

San Jose State at New Mexico State (+6.5)
San Jose State wins on the road, give the points.

9:00 PM
Rice at UTEP (-8.5)
The nightcap belongs to UTEP at home. I would give the points.

Sunday, Novmeber 5th – 8:00 PM on ESPN
Southern Miss at Memphis (+7)
Don‘t even bother watching this garbage. Memphis upsets Southern Miss at home.

Games Already Played
Tuesday, October 31st
Southern Methodist 22, UAB 9

Wednesday, November 1st
#14 Boise State 45, Fresno State 21

Thursday, November 2nd
#5 Louisville 44, #3 West Virginia 34

Friday, November 3rd
Air Force 43, Army 7