Pulse Wrestling WWE Cyber Sunday Report

Maria & Todd are at the control center, and they show us the choices for Umaga’s opponent. Umaga comes down, and they announce that Kane is the winner.

Umaga (w/ Armando) vs. Kane
Umaga is in control the entire match. They roll to the outside, and Kane slams Umaga into the ring post. They get back in the ring, and Kane goes up for the top rope clothesline, but Umaga nails Kane on the way down. Umaga then hits the Samoan Spike for the pin.
Winner – Umaga

Maria & Todd tell us that Texas Tornado wins the voting.

Cryme Tyme vs. The Highlanders vs. Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch vs. Charlie Haas & Viscera – Texas Tornado Match
As you can image, since it’s a Tornado Match, it’s a giant clusterf*ck. At the end, The Highlander’s take out Viscera, but Cade/Murdoch come in, toss Rory to the outside, and nail the High/Low on Robbie. Cryme Tyme steps in, tosses out the Wrecking Crew, and steals the pinfall.
Winners – Cryme Tyme

Cryme Tyme celebrates with JR & The King, and as JTG has them distracted, Shad takes off with King’s laptop.

HBK is trying to vote for the ref tonight. HHH says that they’ve done so much to Vince & Coach, that it should be Bischoff. Also, Bischoff doesn’t think that they are controversial enough. HBK flips out and started superkicking random people.

Todd & Maria announce that Carlito wins the voting for the IC Title Match.

Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Carlito – WWE Intercontinental Title
Back and forth action to start the contest, and we have 2 mess-ups right away. Jeff goes up for an early Swanton, but Carlito puts his knees up, and tries to score the pin but only gets a 2 count. Jeff fights back, nails a Faceplant Driver for 2. Jeff then goes up for the Swanton again, but Carlito gets up and goes up the turnbuckle after him, but Jeff knocks him down and nails the Swanton.
Winner – Jeff Hardy

Recap of DX/Orton & Edge.

Todd & Maria announce that Bischoff is the special guest ref.

DeGeneration X vs. Edge & Randy Orton (w/ Lita) – Special Guest Ref: Eric Bischoff
DX toys with both men to start the match. Edge finally fights back, and both Edge and HHH are down. HHH gets the hot tag to HBK, and HBK takes down both with atomic drops, and then nails Orton with a top rope elbow drop. HBK lines up for some Chin Music, but Edge takes him out. Edge & Orton are now double teaming HBK, and Bischoff is letting them get away with it. Edge with a Sunset Flip for 2. Orton in, nails the C+, tags in Edge, and Edge lines up for the spear, but HBK dodges it and Edge spears Bischoff. HHH comes in and cleans house, but Edge hits him with a spear. HBK takes Edge to the outside, and Orton nails a RKO. Bischoff is still out, and a regular ref comes down and gets a 2 count. HHH back up, nails a Pedigree and the ref tries to get the pinfall, but Bischoff pulls him out. HBK chases after Bischoff, but Edge comes around the corner and slaps HBK in the head with a chair. Edge back in the right with the chair, but HHH kicks him in the gut for a Pedigree. But Orton picks up the chair, and nails HHH in the back, then a RKO on the chair for the pin.
Winners – Orton & Edge

Lita meets up with Orton & Edge backstage, and Edge wishes her luck. Todd comes up and wonders if the win was tainted. Edge & Orton flip out, and get in their limo.

The whole Diva/Vixen roster comes down to ringside for the Woman’s Title match. Maria announces that it will be a LumberJill match.

Lita vs. Mickie James – WWE Woman’s Title – LumberJill Match
Wow, and I thought the Tag Match was a clusterf*ck. Mickie goes for a tornado DDT, but it’s botched. Victoria grabs Mickie’s legs on the outside, Mickie drops kicks her while holding the ropes, but turns around into a massive Lita DDT.
Winner and NEW Champ – Lita

Kenny tries to fire up the Squad, but Johnny seems to be pissed at Kenny.

Maria & Todd tell us that Piper wins the voting as Flair’s partner.

Mikey & Kenny (w/ Spirit Squad) (c) vs. Ric Flair & Roddy Piper (w/ Sgt. Slaughter & Dusty Rhodes) – World Tag Team Titles
Flair & Piper in complete control the whole match. Flair locks the Figure 4 on Mikey, but Kenny flies in with the hangtime leg drop. Piper chases Kenny away, and Flair locks the Figure 4 on again, and Mikey taps out.
Winners and NEW Champions – Ric Flair & Roddy Piper

The Squad tries to jump Flair & Piper, but Dusty & Sarge help take them out.

Booker tries make a deal with Cena to take out Show first, so that they can settle the match. Cena says that he will do it, only if he gets one night with the Queen. Sharmell flips out, and Booker tells her to leave. Booker then tells Cena that he’ll do it. Cena is shocked. Cena was just seeing how far Booker would go, and the he won’t take his woman, but he will take the World HW Title if it goes up for grabs. As they leave, Cena tells Sharmell that Booker wanted nothing to do with giving up a night with the Queen. But Cena says that they have a deal with Sharmell, Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s 2×4, a case of Yegar, and Finlay’s midget…and Cena gets to watch. Sharmell is flipping out, and Faarooq comes in and says ‘DAMN’.

Recap of the Champion of Champions Match.

All 3 come down, and give their titles to 1 of the 3 refs in the ring. Maria & Todd announce that Booker’s title will be on the line, winning the vote by a landslide.

King Booker (c) (w/ Queen Sharmell) vs. John Cena vs. Big Show – World Heavyweight Title
Booker tries to get Cena to join up against Show again, but Cena knocks him out. On the outside, Big Show tries to charge at Cena with the ringsteps, but Cena drop toe holds him, and Show goes face first into the steps. Back in the ring, Cena walks right into a Book End for 2. Booker goes for the Scissors Kick, but Cena dodges it, and sets up for a FU. Booker slips out and plants a DDT for 2. Booker goes to the top turnbuckle, hopefully for the Harlem Hangover (or Houston Hangover, or Royal Hangover), but Cena fights his way up the turnbuckle. Big Show back in, gets Cena on his shoulders, and Booker comes off with a missile dropkick, dropping both men. Booker and Cena try and double suplex Show, but Show reverses it. Show with a double shoulder block, then Choke Slam’s Booker. Show brings Cena to the floor, and Cena slaps his head on the announce table, and then head first into the ringpost. Back in the ring, Cena with the spinning power bomb and then he goes for the 5 Knuckle Shuffle, but sees Show trying to get back in the ring with a chair, so he runs past Booker, and kicks the chair in Show’s face, then nails the fist drop. Sharmell comes in to tries to hit Cena with the Title Belt, but Sharmell gets her in the FU. The Ref is getting Sharmell out of the ring, and K-Fed comes down and hits Cena with the belt. Cena runs K-Fed off, but Booker hits Cena in the face with World Title, and scores the pin.
Winner and Still Champion – Booker