As I’m sure everyone knows by now, the opportunistic Britney Spears has filed for divorce from the poor, sensitive Kevin Federline. I think it’s safe to say that the world is coming to an end.
I think that it’s pretty obvious that this entire marriage was a farce. Clearly one party married the other party as a means to an end. And I for one think it’s disgusting. I mean in this day and age I just think that it’s wrong to marry someone for his sperm.
Britney could have had kids from any number of guys out there, but she wanted Federline’s superior seed. And who can fault her; that guy’s a dreamboat! But marrying someone for a couple of pregnancies and then tossing him aside once you’re through with him is just a horrible thing to do. It’s unconscionable!
There are a variety of options open to a woman of Britney’s stature. There are tons of third world orphans that would be overjoyed to be taken from their country of origin and transplanted into the lap of luxury. And if she was more interested in actually carrying a child to term, I know for a fact that David Crosby’s juice is still well within its freshness date. With either of those two options you wouldn’t have the casualty that is Kevin Federline’s heart.
Let’s not even factor in that she’s breaking up a home and taking a father away from his kids. I’m really starting to believe that family values are disappearing in this country.
And as if to add insult to injury Britney files for divorce on the same week that Entertainment Weekly gives Federline’s album an “F.” So you’ve got this poor charming chap, who’s being savaged by critics and he can’t even cry on his wife’s shoulder.
It just saddens me that the real victims of this divorce are the kids, but the other victim is Kevin Federline and I hope no one forgets that.
