Pulse Wrestling’s WWE Armageddon Report

PPVs, Reviews

Pulse Wrestling’s WWE Armageddon Report
12.17.05
Announcers are Cole & JBL
Report EXCLUSIVELY for Pulse Wrestling by: PK

MVP vs. Kane – Inferno Match
I miss these Inferno matches. The flames fly up everytime a big move happens, and there are red lights on the ring. MVP tries to beg out of the match, but Kane beats him down. MVP in the corner, Kane chargers, but MVP puts his boots up, and climbs the ropes to try to escape, but is hesitant. Kane starts to beat him down now. Kane sets MVP up on the top turnbuckle, and goes for a SUPERPLEX, but MVP knocks Kane down, and then hits a crossbody. Kane sits up, and now just dominates the match. Kane hits a chokes slam, then takes a turnbuckle pad off the lights it on fire, trying to pass the flame to MVP. MVP knocks it out of Kane’s hand and tosses it to the floor. MVP then drop kicks Kane, and the moves Kane with his feet to the flames. Kane is right next to the fire, and MVP looks to be going to baseball slide Kane into the fire, but Kane dodges it, and MVP holds up. Kane beats down MVP, and hits a big sidewalk slam. Kane tosses MVP to the outside, and then leaps off the top turnbuckle on MVP on the floor. They come close to putting each other into the flames, but then Kane hits a big boot. MVP tries to crawl under the ring, but Kane then picks MVP up in a cloke slam, and sits MVP down into the flames for the finish of the match.
Winner – Kane

Backstage, Teddy Long informs Jillian, Leyla, Kristal, & Ashley that there will be a Naughty or Nice Lingerie Contest will happen tonight, and that Santa Claus is in to the building.

London & Kendrick come down with out Ashley, and then Taylor & Regal. Long comes out and informs them that it will now be a ladder match…and it is a fatal 4-way with MNM & The Hardy Boyz.

Brian Kendrick & Paul London (c) vs. Dave Taylor & William Regal vs. MNM (w/ Melina) vs. The Hardy Boyz – WWE Tag Team Titles – Ladder Match
MNM & Hardyz pair off, as well as Blue Bloods and Hooliganz. Faces dispose of heels, and the Hooliganz go toe to toe with Hardyz. The Blue Bloods come in and nails some stiff moves on the Hooliganz while the Hardyz get some ladders. Hardyz hit the Poetry in Motion and then MNM with a Snapshot on Taylor. Hooliganz with a double superkick on Regal. Hardyz double team Spanky, slamming a ladder in his face, and then they tossing him to the floor. Hardyz have the big ladder set up, and London drop kicks Jeff off the ladder. London climbing the ladder, and Nitro tries to springboard dropkick London, but London dodges it and Nitro lands on the ladder. Mercury climbs the ladder, but the Hardyz and London pick the ladder up, and drops Mercury off it onto Nitro on the outside. Matt goes outside, and slams Regal into ringpost, and Taylor into the steps. Kendrick climbs the ladder, but Matt pulls him down. Matt lays the ladder on the ropes, but London Drop-Saults him on the ladder, and Spanky then double stomps Matt on the ladder. MNM sets up the ladders and it looks like they are going to SUPERPLEX Jeff on the ladders, but Matt takes MNM down, and Jeff leaps off, landing on end of the ladder catapulting the ladder into Nitro & Mercury’s faces. Mercury gets hit really hard, and it looks like his nose is ripped up really bad. Blood is pouring from Mercury’s face, and he is taken to the back. I am not kidding at all, Mercury looks like he is in really bad shape, and he is taken to the back. Blue Bloods and Hooliganz in the ring together. A ladder is propped up in the corner, and Regal hits a stiff suplex on the ladder on London. It seems as the Blue Bloods are afraid of hights. Jeff tries to set up a ladder on the outside of the ring, and goes to Swanton into the ring, but Nitro flies in and dropkicks the ladder from underneath Jeff, and Jeff lands on the top ropes. Nitro starts to dominate the match, and slams a ladder on Regal who is laid out. Nitro climbs the ladder, but London hits a springboard dropkick, taking Nitro to the mat. Matt climbs the ladder, London climbs too, and Matt back body drops London off the ladder and falls off following. Jeff sets up a ladder, and climbs it. Nitro up the other side, and Jeff nails a sunset powerbomb. Matt sets up 2 ladders, but the Blue Bloods take him down. Taylor has Matt in a firesman’s carry, and Regal hits Matt with a running knee to the head. Now both Blue Bloods climb one of the ladders. Spanky comes in and tries to take them down, but Taylor pulls Spanky down, and clotheslines him. London pulls Taylor out of the ring, and Spanky is back up and nails Regal with the Sliced Bread #2 off the top of the ladder! Spanky didn’t quite do a complete flip, but it was still sick. London climbs the ladders, fights off Matt, and takes down the belts.
Winners & Still Champions – London & Kendrick

Kristal is getting ready for the Lingerie Contest.

Miz comes out. He reminds us that he is still undefeated and claims no one can beat him. HooRah!

The Miz vs. The Boogeyman
Boogeyman comes down scares Miz with worms. Boogeyman hits a clothesline, and Miz rolls to the outside. Miz gets back in, and starts to work over Boogey. Miz goes off the top, but Boogeyman catches him and nails the Baldo Bomb for the win.

Leyla & Jillian show off each others lingerie.

Recap of Benoit/Chavo/Vicki

Vicki cuts another stellar promo.

Chris Benoit (c) vs. Chavo Guerrero (w/ Vicki Guerrero) – WWE US Title
Back and forth to start, but Benoit sends Chavo to the outside right next to Vicki. Back in the ring, Chavo takes over, locking on the camel clutch. Benoit fights out of it, and hits 8 German Suplexes in a row. Benoit locks on the Sharpshooter, but Vicki comes in with the US belt. Benoit drops the Sharpshooter, and stares down Vicki. Vicki falls down in fear, and Benoit looks to be putting her in the Sharpshooter, but Chavo comes to her aid, only to gets put in the Sharpshooter again, this time for the submission.
Winner and Still Champion – Chris Benoit

Ashley gets ready for the Lingerie Contest.

Gregory Helms (c) vs. Jimmy Wang Yang – WWE Cruiserweight Title
Back and forth reverse action to start. They stare off, and then Helms backs Yang into the corner, and slaps him. Yang fights back, and goes for a moonsault, but Helms slides to the outside, and Yang lands on his feet. Yang tells Helms that he was ‘this close’ to hitting the moonsault, and Helms gives him the finger. Helms in the corner, and Yang charges, but Helms ducks and Yang falls to the floor. Helms then begins to dominate the match. Helms whips Yang into the ropes, but Yang grabs the ropes. Helms charges, and Yang back body drops Helms to the floor. Yang then follows it up with a crossbody to the floor. They get back in the ring, and Yang rolls Helms up for 2. Yang with a series of clotheslines, and a back body drop. Yang with a swinging kick to Helms in the corner, and then a missile drop kick for 2. Helms in the corner, and Yang charges, but Helms dodges it and Yang goes shoulder first into the corner. Helms pulls Yang to the top rope, and hits a SUPERSWINING NECKBREAKER. Helms back up to the 2nd rope, and leaps off into a spinning heel kick for 2. Yang goes up, but misses a Corkscrew Moonsault, and Helms runs up and grabs Yang’s head and drives it down into his knee for the pin.
Winner and Still Champion – Helms

Recap of Kennedy/Undertaker

The Undertaker vs. Ken Kennedy – Last Ride Match
UT starts to maul Kennedy to start. They fall to the floor, and UT slams Kennedy on the announce table, and the retaining wall. UT clears off the SAP table, stands Kennedy on it, and launches him face first into the ring apron. Back in the ring, UT chokes Kennedy in the corner. UT charges Kennedy, but Kennedy ducks and UT goes with a big boot, but goes right over the top rope to the floor. Kennedy stomps away on UT on the outside, but UT is up and he slams Kennedy into the ringpost. UT carries Kennedy to the hearse, but Kennedy slides through and shoves UT into the back of it. Kennedy slams UT in the hearse a few more times and then Kennedy tosses UT into the hearse, only for UT to kick is way back out the back. UT takes Kennedy back to the ring and slams his head into the ringsteps, and then lays Kennedy on the apron, and hits a leg drop. Back in the ring, UT nails a SUPERPLEX. UT tosses Kennedy to the floor, and goes back up the aisle toward the hearse. This time when UT puts Kennedy on his shoulders, Kennedy locks on a choke hold. UT seems to have passed out, and Kennedy tosses him into the hearse again, and goes to get into the driver’s seat, but UT is already in the front seat. UT beats Kennedy down, and goes back toward the ring. UT clears off the announce table, but then Kennedy slugs him with a chair a few times. They fight back up the aisle, and Kennedy climbs up the stage set, which is set up like a castle. UT and Kennedy fight on top for the stage, and Kennedy ends up tossing UT off back to the ground! Probably about a 20 foot drop. Kennedy drags UT to the hearse, and tosses him in. Kennedy gets in to drive away, and the camera from the rear view mirror shows UT sit up in the hearse, and drags Kennedy out of the hearse. He then hits Kennedy over the head with a chair, tosses Kennedy on the top of the hearse. Choke Slam, then a Tombstone. UT puts Kennedy in the hearse, and the match is over.
Winner – The Undertaker

Cole & JBL hype up New Year’s Revolution.

Santa Claus comes out and introduces the contestants for the Naughty or Nice Lingerie Contest. He rules them all winners, and then starts to strip, as it is Big Dick Johnson underneath the Santa suit.

Recap of Finlay/Booker/Batista/Cena

Finlay & King Booker (w/ Sharmell) vs. John Cena & Batista
Finlay & Batista square off to start. Batista does the catapult back in to his knees (Goldust used to do that), and then he hits a Muscle Buster. Booker in, Cena in. Back and forth boring action. The ref is with Batista who is trying to get in, Booker hits Cena in the throat with the his specter. Finaly & Booker go back and forth isolating Cena. Cena tries to small package Finlay, and the ref is distracted by Batista again, and Little Bastard comes and tries to kick Cena, but Cena moves and LB nails himself (ala WeeMan). HAHA. Booker and Finlay with some double teaming on Cena. Cena escapes Booker, and Batista gets the hot tag, Batista cleans house, with spears all around. Finlay in the corner, Batista charges, and Finlay gets his feet up, then grabs Batista, and holds him for Booker for a superkick, but Batista moves, and nails Finlay. Batista then hits a botched Bossman Slam on Booker, and then calls for the Demon Bomb. Finlay breaks it up but Cena takes Finlay to the floor, where Finlay clotheslines him out on the floor. Sharmell distracts the ref, and Finlay hits Batista with a chain in the hamstring, but Batista no sells it, and tosses the chair at Finlay. Spine buster on Booker, followed by the Demon Bomb for the pin.
Winners – Batista & Cena

Show Over.

~Pk

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