Deep South Wrestling TV Report for December 17, 2006

Deep South Wrestling Television
Airing December 17, 2006 on Comcast Sports South
Taped on November 30, 2006 at the Deep South Arena in McDonough, Ga
By Larry Goodman

Nigel Sherrod and Bill DeMott opened the show with clips showing Vito beating David Heath with the Dress Code and the finish of Urban Assault vs. Gymini. G-Rilla was making like King Kong with Angel Williams when he was confronted by Gymini Jesse. G-Rilla gave Williams a brutal backdrop onto the floor and started going at it with Jesse. Meanwhile, Eric Perez clocked Jake with a chain to score the pinfall.

GM Krissy Vaine with in the DSW office with her problem children, Ryan O’Reilly and Mike Knox. O’Reilly said he had already apologized. Knox said it wasn’t about apologies anymore. It was about right and wrong, and friends don’t double cross friends. Vaine made O’Reilly vs. Knox as the main event with the stipulation that there could be no outside contact prior to the match. ”I might forgive, O’Reilly. But I never forget. And you know how I fight,” said Knox. Knox was doing that great sinister laugh as he walked away (like he used to do before they watered down his character beyond recognition for ECW). O’Reilly said he would follow the boss’ orders, but he didn’t look happy about it.

Williams walked in on Vaine. She ordered O’Reilly to get back in there. Williams apologized for her conduct last week. Vaine said she didn’t want to hear anything from Williams and had O’Reilly throw her out of the office.

Luscious (with a great new hairstyle) was with Henry Godwin and his slop bucket. Godwin said he was in Deep South to find a new partner and out came the former Ray Geezy. Godwin said this was “country as cornbread” Ray Gordy from Soddy Daisy (his real hometown). Gordy said Godwin brought him to his sense with a swift kick in the rear. (I hope Godwin did some ass kicking on whoever came up with that lame wigger character for Gordy). “Everybody knows I’m country born and country bread, and when I die, I’ll be country dead,” said Gordy. How original. Luscious looked like she was ready to blow chunks from the smell of the slop bucket. Godwin said that was what he fed his babies.

(1) Henry Godwin & Ray Gordy beat Francisco Ciatso & Shamus McCarthy when Gordy pinned McCarthy after the Big Country at 2:47. The smell of the slop bucket was throwing Ciatso off his game. Sherrod said the Bag Lady smelled even worse. Gordy threw a dropkick that was right on the money. Godwin then slammed Ciatso and lifted Gordy up for some extra juice on his legdrop, Ciatso managed to get a tag. Ciatso and McCarthy hit a tandem back elbow on Gordy for a near fall. That was it for their offense. Godwin swatted away McCarthy’s dropkick attempt and dumped Ciatso. The finish was a Godwin pumphandle slam followed by Gordy’s top rope splash.

Back to Sherrod and DeMott. Sherrod said Gordy was going back to his roots. DeMott said to we were about to see what happened to O’Reilly after he left Vaine’s office.

O’Reilly was lecturing Williams when Knox clobbered him from behind. The momentum sent O’Reilly over a bench into the garage door of the DSW Arena. Vaine ran out of the office to see what all the commotion was about and found O’Reilly laying on the floor. Knox shot Williams a look that said “keep your mouth shut or else.” Knox claimed that O’Reilly tripped over a bench. O’Reilly told Vaine that it happened just like the man said.

(2) David Heath pinned Kofi Nahaje Kingston at 5:15 with Impaler DDT.As the match got underway, Freakin Deacon walked in the front door and through the arena, bopping himself in the head as he went. The Bag Lady was hot on his trail with her shopping cart. Kingston outwrestled Heath in the early going. Heath hit a back suplex to take over. Heath covered for a two count. Heath did a gutwrench suplex and mauled Kingston in the corner. Kingston surprised Heath with a quick roll up. Heath whipped Kingston into the corner and applied the abdominal stretch using the ropes for extra leverage. Kingston hit a twisting springboard crossbody to spark the comeback. Kingston for two. Kingston used a pair of dropkicks, a slam and a flying legdrop to set up his Cool Runnin finisher. Heath ran away. Heat begged off. Moments later, Kingston tried a high crossbody. Heath caught him and planted him for the three count.

My recording got fried at this point, so no more details.

Ringside promo by UAS.

Backstage promo by Majors Brothers.

(3) Urban Assault (Cocky Siaki & Eric Perez with G-Rilla) beat Majors Brothers (Bryan & Brett) to win the DSW Tag Team Titles in 9:38. G-Rilla interfered with the ICU to set up the title change.

Backstage promo by O’Reilly.

(4) Mike Knox pinned Ryan O’Reilly with an Oklahoma Roll (10-12 minutes).