After being lambasted by the media for a drunken appearance on a Seattle morning news program last week (this one), Paula Abdul decided to try and explain the situation during an appearance on Monday on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. The result was such a terrible excuse that it made her look like an even bigger dolt than before.
According to Abdul, she was actually talking with two different programs at the same time, and the reason why a great deal of her answers didn’t make sense was because her microphone was hooked up to the wrong feed. NOT because she was glaringly drunk. “You’re looking at one camera, and there are 30 cities talking in your ear. … Well, there was a mistake. Alabama was in my ear and so was Seattle at the same time. … They are going, ‘What in the heck? What did she say?’ Not my fault. … I answered the right questions at one of the cities.” She also explained that the reason why she was actually so loopy was because she was just having a good time. Yes, I agree, and I often slur my words beyond intelligibility whenever I’m having a good time. I’m actually doing it right now because I’m having so much fun writing thisk vfn badjncie ifa vvvn.. 5thhfgkt hll
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