Pulse Wrestling’s WSX & WSXtra Report for 02.13.07

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Pulse Wrestling’s WSX Report
Announcers are Kris Kloss & Bret Ernst
02.13.07
By: PK

The show opens up with the band Sparta.

Vampiro cuts a promo about winning the WSX Title, saying the title is his destiny, and will make any sacrifice needed to keep it.

The Trailer Park Boyz (w/ ‘White Trash’ Johnny Webb) vs. The Filth & The Fury
Hart and Jug begin. Back and forth action, then Spider & MDogg in. MDogg with a split leg moonsault for 2. Spider with a hurra canranna, but MDogg turns it into a face buster. Teddy in, nails Jug with the Cradle DDT. Teddy goes for a moonsault but Jug gets his boots up, and Boyz with a double team in the corner on Teddy. Teddy reverses a fireman’s carry, and nails a Tiger Destroyer (Canadian Destroyer underhooked) on Spider. Jug comes in, and nails a underhook backbreaker, but MDogg with a foot stomp. Teddy & Spider fight to the outside, and Hart pulls an electrical wire out of the wall and shocks Spider, then lays him out on a table, pours water on him, and shocks him again! Teddy then climbs up to the level above the table and nails the Open Hart Surgery through the table! In the ring, MDogg hits a Shooting Star Leg Drop off the top for the pin on Jug.
Winners – The Filth & The Fury

Commercials.

Last week after the show, WSX cameras caught up with Los Ponchos Guapos. Kaos is not happy with Aaron Aguilera. Agularia then challenges Alkatrazz & Luke Hawx.

El Hombre Blanco Enmascarado vs. ‘The Prince of Parkland’ Jack Evans
By the way, El Hombre Blanco Enmascarado translates to The Masked White Man, as he plays a Lucha from Canada…genius. Evans starts to breakdance before the match, El Hombre jumps him. El Hombre with a springboard clothesline. El Hombre with a Fisherman’s Buster for 2. El Hombre misses a roundhouse, Evans springboards into a flipping elbow for 2. Evans then hits his 630 Senton Splash for the pin.
Winner – Jack Evans

Commercials.

A Matt Classic promo runs…this is hilarious.

Los Ponchos Guapos vs. Alkatrazz & Luke Hawx – Tables, Ladders & Cervezas
Guapos gain a quick advantage, and Aguilera sets up a ladder. Kaos hits a Driver on Hawx, and goes up for a moonsault, but Aguilera wants him to go off the ladder. Aguilera then flirts with a mamacita in the crowd, and Hawx moves when Kaos goes for the moonsault, and Alkatrazz hangs Aguilera on the top rope. Alkatrazz walks the top rope (ala Undertaker), but then leaps off into a Tornado DDT, however Aguilera blocks the DDT, and back suplexes Alkatrazz into the ladder. Kaos then hits a Dominating Pile Driver on Hawx, and follows it with setting up a table. Aguilera puts a six-pack of cervazas (or beer…that’s a lot of Spanish translation for me tonight), and he wants Kaos to powerbomb Hawx on them, but Alkatrazz tosses Aguilera into Kaos, and Kaos goes face first into the six pack. Alkatrazz then power bombs Kaos through the table for the pinfall.
Winners – Alkatrazz & Hawx

Next week on WSX:
Scorpio Sky vs. Matt Sydel
Human Tornado vs. El Hombre
6-Pac is back
Keepin It Gangsta issues an open challenge to any tag team.

WSXtra Report
Hosts are Lacey & Fabian Kaelin

Jack Evans is leaving and he runs into a fan who wants to be just like him, Marcus Wright. Wright gives Evans a tape to try and get a job. Evans then says the first lesson of wrestling is to watch himself, then kicks the kid in the nuts.

Recap of Tables, Ladders & Cervezas.

Matt Classic vs. Scorpio Sky
Tie-ups to start, and Classic keeps his wrestling down to the fundamentals. Classic with a shoulder block, hits the ropes again, and Sky nails a drop kick. Sky then hits a leg scissors take down. Sky tries to leap frog Classic, but Classic catches him, and does an Airplane Spin!! Classic with a big Judo Chop, then the Heart Punch. Classic goes off the bottom rope but misses a diving headbutt…haha. Classic on the outside, and Sky nails a somersault plancha on the outside. Back in the ring, Classic hits a few battering rams, but Sky dodges it and nails an Impaler DDT for the pin.
Winner – Scorpio Sky

That 70’s Team vs. D.I.F.H (Doin’ It For Her)
Disco Machine & Tyler Black start, as Jimmy Jacobs updates his myspace account on his cell phone. Black with a big dropkick, and Jacobs is tagged in. Jacobs is being emo, and doesn’t really want to hurt Machine, so Black comes in, tosses Machine into the corner, then tosses Jacobs into the a dropkick into Machine. Joey Ryan runs in and takes out Jacobs, then drags Machine over to tag him in. 70’s Team keeps double teaming Jacobs, but Jacobs finally nails a neckbreaker on Ryan, and gets to a tag as Joey Ryan gets his inhaler. Black sunset flips Ryan, and pulls down his tights. Black with a spinning neckbreaker for 2, when Machine breaks it up. Black puts Ryan up for a fireman’s carry, Jacobs comes off the top rope with an elbow drop, and Black turns it around into a Michanoku Driver for the pin.

Cameras caught up with Keepin’ It Gangsta arriving to the WSX arena late. They issue a challenge to any team next week, and then they steal the ladder.

The Inside Pulse
— WSX on MTV:

The Filth & The Fury defeated The Trailer Park Boyz
Jack Evans defeated El Hombre Blanco Enmascarado
Alkatrazz & Luke Hawx defeated Los Ponchos Guapos in a Tables, Ladders & Cervezas Match

WSXtra on WSX.MTV.com:

Scorpio Sky defeated Matt Classic
D.I.F.H. defeated That 70’s Team

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Pulse Wrestling’s WSX Report
Announcers are Kris Kloss & Bret Ernst
02.13.07
By: PK

The show opens up with the band Sparta.

Vampiro cuts a promo about winning the WSX Title, saying the title is his destiny, and will make any sacrifice needed to keep it.

The Trailer Park Boyz (w/ ‘White Trash’ Johnny Webb) vs. The Filth & The Fury
Hart and Jug begin. Back and forth action, then Spider & MDogg in. MDogg with a split leg moonsault for 2. Spider with a hurra canranna, but MDogg turns it into a face buster. Teddy in, nails Jug with the Cradle DDT. Teddy goes for a moonsault but Jug gets his boots up, and Boyz with a double team in the corner on Teddy. Teddy reverses a fireman’s carry, and nails a Tiger Destroyer (Canadian Destroyer underhooked) on Spider. Jug comes in, and nails a underhook backbreaker, but MDogg with a foot stomp. Teddy & Spider fight to the outside, and Hart pulls an electrical wire out of the wall and shocks Spider, then lays him out on a table, pours water on him, and shocks him again! Teddy then climbs up to the level above the table and nails the Open Hart Surgery through the table! In the ring, MDogg hits a Shooting Star Leg Drop off the top for the pin on Jug.
Winners – The Filth & The Fury

Commercials.

Last week after the show, WSX cameras caught up with Los Ponchos Guapos. Kaos is not happy with Aaron Aguilera. Agularia then challenges Alkatrazz & Luke Hawx.

El Hombre Blanco Enmascarado vs. ‘The Prince of Parkland’ Jack Evans
By the way, El Hombre Blanco Enmascarado translates to The Masked White Man, as he plays a Lucha from Canada…genius. Evans starts to breakdance before the match, El Hombre jumps him. El Hombre with a springboard clothesline. El Hombre with a Fisherman’s Buster for 2. El Hombre misses a roundhouse, Evans springboards into a flipping elbow for 2. Evans then hits his 630 Senton Splash for the pin.
Winner – Jack Evans

Commercials.

A Matt Classic promo runs…this is hilarious.

Los Ponchos Guapos vs. Alkatrazz & Luke Hawx – Tables, Ladders & Cervezas
Guapos gain a quick advantage, and Aguilera sets up a ladder. Kaos hits a Driver on Hawx, and goes up for a moonsault, but Aguilera wants him to go off the ladder. Aguilera then flirts with a mamacita in the crowd, and Hawx moves when Kaos goes for the moonsault, and Alkatrazz hangs Aguilera on the top rope. Alkatrazz walks the top rope (ala Undertaker), but then leaps off into a Tornado DDT, however Aguilera blocks the DDT, and back suplexes Alkatrazz into the ladder. Kaos then hits a Dominating Pile Driver on Hawx, and follows it with setting up a table. Aguilera puts a six-pack of cervazas (or beer…that’s a lot of Spanish translation for me tonight), and he wants Kaos to powerbomb Hawx on them, but Alkatrazz tosses Aguilera into Kaos, and Kaos goes face first into the six pack. Alkatrazz then power bombs Kaos through the table for the pinfall.
Winners – Alkatrazz & Hawx

Next week on WSX:
Scorpio Sky vs. Matt Sydel
Human Tornado vs. El Hombre
6-Pac is back
Keepin It Gangsta issues an open challenge to any tag team.

WSXtra Report
Hosts are Lacey & Fabian Kaelin

Jack Evans is leaving and he runs into a fan who wants to be just like him, Marcus Wright. Wright gives Evans a tape to try and get a job. Evans then says the first lesson of wrestling is to watch himself, then kicks the kid in the nuts.

Recap of Tables, Ladders & Cervezas.

Matt Classic vs. Scorpio Sky
Tie-ups to start, and Classic keeps his wrestling down to the fundamentals. Classic with a shoulder block, hits the ropes again, and Sky nails a drop kick. Sky then hits a leg scissors take down. Sky tries to leap frog Classic, but Classic catches him, and does an Airplane Spin!! Classic with a big Judo Chop, then the Heart Punch. Classic goes off the bottom rope but misses a diving headbutt…haha. Classic on the outside, and Sky nails a somersault plancha on the outside. Back in the ring, Classic hits a few battering rams, but Sky dodges it and nails an Impaler DDT for the pin.
Winner – Scorpio Sky

That 70’s Team vs. D.I.F.H (Doin’ It For Her)
Disco Machine & Tyler Black start, as Jimmy Jacobs updates his myspace account on his cell phone. Black with a big dropkick, and Jacobs is tagged in. Jacobs is being emo, and doesn’t really want to hurt Machine, so Black comes in, tosses Machine into the corner, then tosses Jacobs into the a dropkick into Machine. Joey Ryan runs in and takes out Jacobs, then drags Machine over to tag him in. 70’s Team keeps double teaming Jacobs, but Jacobs finally nails a neckbreaker on Ryan, and gets to a tag as Joey Ryan gets his inhaler. Black sunset flips Ryan, and pulls down his tights. Black with a spinning neckbreaker for 2, when Machine breaks it up. Black puts Ryan up for a fireman’s carry, Jacobs comes off the top rope with an elbow drop, and Black turns it around into a Michanoku Driver for the pin.

Cameras caught up with Keepin’ It Gangsta arriving to the WSX arena late. They issue a challenge to any team next week, and then they steal the ladder.

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