02.18.07
Live from Los Angeles
Announcers are JBL & Michael Cole
Report EXCLUSIVELY for InsidePULSE by: PK
Montel Vontavious Porter & MNM (w/ Melina) vs. The Hardy Boyz & Chris Benoit
Mercury & Matt start. They just have a melee going on. MVP nails his Ballin’ Elbow Drop. A giant fight breaks out, and Matt nails Mercury with a Twist of Fate, followed by a Swanton, followed by a top rope headbutt. MVP comes in with the US belt, going after Benoit, but Benoit tries to lock MVP in the Crossface, but Nitro breaks it up. All the men scatter, and Benoit finally locks Mercury in the Crossface for the pin.
Winners – Hardyz/Benoit
Kristal with Vicki Guerrero. Vicki says that something is close to happening, but she needs to finish it at SmackDown this week.
Finlay with Little Bastard. Bastard is scared of Little Boogeyman, and says little people are scary. Finlay dumps him in a dumpster, and Lil Boogeyman chases him out.
Cruiserweight Open
This is under Tag Team Turmoil Rules.
Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Daivari
They job Daivari out in a few minutes after a Worm.
Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Gregory Helms
Helms rushes the ring, and just takes out Scotty. Helms gets a Irish Whip reversed, and Scotty drops him in a back suplex, and goes for another Worm, but Helms trips him up, and Helms hits a weird Stunner type move, but uses his knee across Scotty’s throat.
Gregory Helms vs. Funaki
Helms quickly rolls up Funaki for the pin.
Gregory Helms vs. Shannon Moore
Moore gets some quick offense in, but Helms nails that knee stunner again.
Gregory Helms vs. Jimmy Wang Yang
Yang dives under Helms to get in the ring. Yang hits his giant moonsault and Helms gets pinned!
Jimmy Wang Yang vs. Jamie Noble
This was the longest match, and Noble gets rolled up by Yang and Yang thinks he has won the title.
Jimmy Wang Yang vs. Chavo Guerrero
Chavo works over Yang, and hits the Three Amigos. Chavo goes up for a Frog Splash, but Yang takes him off the top. Yang goes for the Tumbleweed (corkscrew moonsault), but Chavo moves, and hits a frog splash for the pin.
Winner and New Champion – Chavo Guerrero
Kristal with Cena. Cena cuts a decent promo, very Rock-like.
Finlay & Little Bastard vs. The Boogeyman & Lil’ Boogeyman
This match is deplorable. Big Boogey chases LB through the crowd, and Finlay nails Lil’ Boogey with the shillelagh for the pin.
Winners – Finlay & Little Bastard
King Booker (w/ Queen Sharmell) vs. Kane
Booker duck and weaves around, trying to avoid Kane, but Kane catches him, and pounds him. Kane calls for the Choke Slam, but Sharmell distracts him. Booker nails a side kick, then goes for the Scissors Kick, but Kane dodges, and nails a choke slam for the pin.
Winner – Kane
Kristal with Batista. They recap UT choke slamming Batista on Raw a few weeks ago.
Paul London & Brian Kendrick vs. Deuce ‘n Domino (w/ Cherry) – WWE Tag Team Titles
No Ashley with the Champs. D&D dominate the match. D&D keep the ground and pound method. They put Kendrick up for a Doomsday Device, and Domino flies off the top, but Kendrick turns Deuce in and rolls him up for the pin.
Winners and Still Champions – Kendrick/London
Kristal with Mr. Kennedy. He calls LA a bunch of phonies. Lashley comes over and slugs him.
Bobby Lashley vs. Mr. Kennedy – ECW Title
Kennedy jumps Lashley from behind as Lashley was coming down to the ring. Kennedy gets lots of offense in, and the ref gets bumped. Kennedy brings a chair in the ring, and hits Lashley in the back, but Lashley basically no sells it. The ref is back up, and Lashley nails Kennedy with the chair for the DQ.
Winner via DQ – Lashley
Lashley destroys Kennedy with the chair on the outside.
The Condemned trailer shows. Co-Star Vinnie Jones is in the crowd, and he tells Cole that he is the real star of the movie.
The Miz comes out to run the Diva Talent Contest. Kelly, Layla & Brooke’s Extreme Expose goes first. Jillian then comes down (looking like Brooke Hogan) next and starts to sing. Miz says that Jillian is the female William Hung. Jillian then busts on all the divas, and Arial, Candace & Maria come down and they all brawl. Ashley then comes out next and shows off her Playboy cover, then takes her top off and has Playboy bunny pasties on her boobs. Miz declares her the winner.
Recap of the build to the Main Event.
John Cena & Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker & Batista
Lots of back and forth action to start the match. Both teams seem to be working well together to start. SD guys work over HBK for a LONG time. Cena comes in and is a house of fire, takes UT over the top to the outside, Cena does the Throwback on Batista, and then goes to the top rope, and nails a Famasser. Batista is busted open. HBK takes control. Batista gets the hot tag to UT. UT takes out both Raw guys, but then turns around into a spinebuster from Batista. Cena is a bit confused, then hits UT with a F-U, and scores the pin.
Winners – Cena/HBK
Batista then stares down UT while UT is laid out.
Show Over.
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