Looking To The Stars



Due to his suddenly being called away to protect the world from a series of sentient triangles masquerading as human beings who are plotting world domination, “Starman” Matt Morrison was unable to write a column this week. Or so he claims.

The truth, we suspect, is that Mr. Morrison is suffering from some manner of flu or the side-effect from the flu medication he is taking. At any rate, he is feverish, hallucinatory and making even less sense than usual.

We apologize for the inconvenience and would like to assure our readers that Mr. Morrison will be back next week. Hopefully the sentient triangles will not.