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Report By: PK
We start out with a recap of WrestleMania.
The Hardy Boyz (c) vs. Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch – World Tag Team Titles
Cade & Matt start. Matt takes the advantage, and Murdoch tags in. Jeff in, springboard dropkick for 2. Murdoch back in, and the Hardys do some double teaming. Jeff with a Whisper in the Wind, then both Cade/Murdoch on the floor, and Jeff leapfrogs off of Matt to the floor. Rednecks start fighting back, and Cade pulls Jeff to the floor and slams him. Back in the ring, Cade/Murdoch mock the Hardys, and Cade lifts Murdoch up for a leg drop on Jeff. Rednecks continue to dominate the match, and Matt gets the hot tag. Hardys go for Poetry in Motion, but Cade pulls Murdoch out of the way. Matt comes back and hits Cade with the Side Effect, and goes for the pin, but Cade comes off the top with and elbow breaking up the count. Murdoch then hits the Tumbleweed (That’s what I’m calling it) for 2. Matt reverses an irish whip, and nails the Twist of Fate. Cade pulls Matt out the ring, and Jeff nails a Swanton, and Matt slides back in for the win.
Winners – Hardy Boyz
Umaga, Shane, and Vince backstage. Shane amps up Umaga. Vince has a dew rag on. Vince says that one of them will win.
Melina (c) vs. Mickie James – WWE Woman’s Title
Back and forth match-up to start. Mickie hits the Rude Awakening for 2. Melina fights back, and hits a Scorpion Death Drop for the pin.
Winner – Melina
Maria with Edge. Edge is sporting the Chris Jericho pony tail. Edge says that the Cena/HBK match was in his favor, and that he and Orton are now well rested. Maria then said that someone wanted her to ask how Edge won his first title. Edge recapped how he won, using the Money in the Bank. Edge then wonders who asked. Maria points at Kennedy, who is now standing next to Edge. Kennedy then wishes Edge good luck in his long, grueling match tonight. He then slaps his briefcase, and walks away. Awesome promo.
Chris Benoit (c) vs. MVP – US Title Match
MVP dominates the match-up, but Benoit nails the Triple Germans, and then locks on the Crossface. MVP goes for a clothesline, and Benoit hits another series of Germans, this time hitting 5. Benoit goes up for the Swandive, but MVP puts his knees up, and then locks on a single leg crab. Benoit gets to the ropes, and then rolls up MVP for the pin.
Winner – Benoit
New Guy Todd with Cena. Orton quickly shoves Todd aside. Orton wants to join forces with Cena tonight, making some gay innuendos. Cena calls him out on the innuendos, and tells him that he doesn’t go that way.
Recap of McMahons/Umaga/Lashley.
Bobby Lashley (c) vs. Mr. McMahon, Shane McMahon & Umaga – 3-on-1 Handicap Match – ECW Title
Shane starts, and the others are on the outside, needing to be tagged into the match. Lashley dominates, taking out both Shane and Umaga over the top rope. He calls in Vince, but Umaga runs in and takes Lashley out over the top. Shane and Umaga both work over Lashley. Lash fights back, tosses Umaga to the floor, and then hits the Running Power Slam on Shane. Vince gets in, and Lashley then tries another Running Power on him, but Shane grabs Lashley’s leg, and then hits Lashley in the head with the ECW title, and then Umaga nails a top rope splash. Vince tags himself in, and tries to get the pin, but only got 2. Vince tags Umaga back in, and then Umaga nails another top rope splash, and Vince tags himself back in and takes the pin for the win.
Winner and New Champ – Vince McMahon
Backstage, Vince and Shane run into the ECW Originals, and then mocks them all.
Recap of Undertaker/Batista.
The Undertaker (c) vs. Batista – Last Man Standing – World Heavyweight Title
This match is going to be horrible. They quickly fall to the outside. Undertaker does the leg drop on the apron. Batista back up, tosses UT in to the ringsteps. Back in the ring, UT hits a Superplex. They fall back to the outside, and UT nails Batista with the ringsteps. UT lays Batista on the announce table, and then gets on the wall behind it, and nails a leg drop through the table!! Batista stays down for 9, and UT then tosses him back in the ring. UT hits the snake eyes, and hits the ropes, but Batista comes off with a spear. Batista then hits a few spinebusters, and UT stays down for about a 8 count. Batista goes for a Demon Bomb, but UT shoves out of it, and hits a choke slam for a 9 count. UT starts a 10 punch count in the corner, but Batista comes out with a Demon Bomb, and UT is down for a 9 count. Batista gets a chair, hits UT, and then goes for another Demon Bomb, but UT back body drops him on a chair. UT with a tombstone for a 9 count. They then fight up the ramp, and fight on the stage. UT puts the Batista on his shoulders, and tries to toss him off the stage, but Batista slides out, and then spears UT off the stage to the floor. Girders from the stage set up falls over them, and neither men get up at the 10 count.
Draw (Undertaker keeps the Title)
Recap of Cena/Michaels/Orton/Edge.
John Cena (c) vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Edge vs. Randy Orton – WWE Title
Stare down to start, and Cena & HBK take Rated RKO over the top rope, and then HBK chops the hell out of Cena. Rated RKO clears them out, and then goes toe to toe. They all fight on the outside, and HBK hits a moonsault off the top rope to the floor. Back in the ring. Edge and HBK are both down in the ring, and Cena comes off the top with a double Famasser. Orton in the corner, and Cena charges, but Orton moves and Cena goes shoulder first, and falls to the floor. Rated RKO ends up double teaming HBK. They both lock on one leg of a Boston Crab. Cena comes out of no where and hits a Throwback on both Edge & Orton. Cena hits the 5 Knuckle Shuffle on Edge, but then HBK and Orton pulls Cena to the floor, and then they toss him into the ring post. Orton tosses HBK on the announce table, and looks for a pile driver on the table, but Edge hits HBK in the back with a chair, then Orton gives Edge the thumbs up, but Edge slaps him in the head with the chair. Edge gets in the ring with the chair and charges at Cena, but Cena ducks it, hits a drop toe hold, and locks on the STFU. Edge gets to the ropes, and Orton gets in, and Cena locks Orton in the STFU. HBK in, Cena lets go and goes for him. HBK then body slams and top rope elbow drops everyone, until Edge stops him. Cena gets ups and for a FU on Edge, but HBK hops on and stuns Cena. HBK goes for Chinmusic, but Orton comes out of nowhere and hits an RKO. Edge slides out of the FU, goes to spear Cena, Cena leapfrogs, Orton catches him, and tries for the RKO, but Edge shoves Orton into Cena, who tries and FU, but Orton slides off, right into a spear. Cena then FU’s Edge, the HBK hits chinmusic on Cena, but Cena falls on Orton, and then gets the pin.
Winner – John Cena
Show Over
~Pk
