The Most Ridiculous Item of the Week – 5.4.07

Insider

I know, I know… but it is ridiculous.

While she tries to pick up the pieces of her once-massive music career by playing a bevy of pubs and small venues in Southern California, Britney Spears is apparently “furious” over photos that have leaked onto the Internet, showing her posing topless.

Hold on, though, kids. They’re also quasi-NOT WORK SAFE, as the photo in question shows Spears posing out in her garden, topless… with flowers covering her nipples. What a lame bunch of shit, seriously. Why is this even an issue? Compared to those snatch shots from earlier in the year, this is like something from her Mickey Mouse Club days.

“Britney’s furious these photos have become public,” a close friend told scandal rag The Daily Star. “She never dreamed they’d be leaked. She’s concerned the photos will damage her credibility and just make her look trashy.”

Too late.

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-JF2k7!