JunkNewsFlash! So Much To Look Forward To In The WWE

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You ready for a kick ass year of wrestling?!?!

We got a probable Great Khali title run!

Snitsky’s main event push!

The Matt Hardy half assed main event push versus Edge!

Chris Masters is supposed to be getting a big push!

The Diva’s are supposedly done whoring it up! Candice Michelle is finally to be viewed as a respectable lady! I hear they’re going to the Flavor of Love charm school!

Mark Henry is back and ready to run out his contract in the main event!

Kane and the Boogeyman: Best Friends, Better Enemies!

Website injury updates! Millions of injury updates!

Mick Foley’s next idea, which is sure to be the greatest money making idea in the history of Sports Entertainment if only Vince would do it right! Stupid Vince.

The amazing, fun to watch ECW Originals (purge)!

Diva search is coming back, but this time it’s going to be done classy style! Evening gown competitions!

With so many injured wrestlers they have no choice but to push Randy Orton! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME CHA-HIN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS?!?!

Chris Benoit and his extended feud with The Miz!

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