On a recent episode of Friday Night Smackdown, Edge said he would take on all comers for the title. I, GRUT, would like to take Edge at his word and challenge him for the Smackdown title the next time the WWE comes to New York. If Edge is not a coward he will accept my challenge. I’ll kill you Edge. I’ll hit you so hard I’ll break the space time continuum and kill Adolf Hitler. I’m coming for you Edge! Whatchu gonna do when all 185 pounds of Grutmania run wild on you?
By the way WWE, my fee is a scant $20,000 and I swear to God, if you pay the medical bills and pay me in cash you can break bones. Tell Edge to go nuts. I might cry, but whatever.
You heard it here first! GRUT because the first IWC member to officially take a wrestler at his word and challenge him to a match.
