Tonight! Either Nick or Kail goes home, and Amber cries a lot.
But First…
Amber cries. A lot. I think I speak for everyone in North America when I plead, PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP, AMBER.
Nick is so upset by his nomination and failing “show-mance” with Daniele that he shaves his own head and starts wearing a bad-ass bandana. I almost wish he’s stick around just for comedic value with that new look, but sadly it’s not to be.
But First…
America really dislikes Kail. I think Eric is getting sick of having to attempt to get her evicted when clearly no one else in the house takes her as seriously as those text-messaging for her elimination are.
Sorry, I have to stop while Amber cries some more.
But First…
The best parts of the show are when everyone just loses their shit from being cooped up for weeks, and tonight was no exception, with the big Jen v. The World verbal fistfight erupting over nothing and Dick dumping his tea on her head. Go Dick! You’re the real America’s Player! (*)
*Note: I still hope Eric wins.
But First…
No wonder Amber’s crying all the time. She’s two-faced enough to cry to Nick about his nomination and then cry about voting for his eviction. Uh, if you REALLY cared, you would have voted for Kail, dumbass. Now please don’t cry.
But first…
Apparently someone flew a banner over the house saying “Eric and Amber are liars, I *heart* Nick” and thus screwed up the whole HOH competition, thus robbing me of the chance to see Evil Dick win HOH again and exert his righteous fury on the housemates. Like Jen.
Last thing: I hope that Jameka gets put on the block and Jesus text-messages Eric to vote her off, because apparently he’s watching the show and cares about the outcome of the games. Although he probably wouldn’t like Dustin very much becuase of the whole gay thing. It’s a complicated issue.
See you next week…
