Welcome To My Nightmare

Super short one this week. I’m terribly busy waging war on the uber-retards that comprise the management portion of my department at the “day job”. I’m also in the process of researching the possibility of my starting my own company. So while the war rages on and the research progresses, I want to take a very quick, very unscientific survey of my readership. If you blink, you’ll miss it.



I tend to dwell on writing and the state of the industry, and while I might chuckle at some POINTY KNEES OF DOOM (copyright Peter David) now and then, I don’t seem to focus on the artists much.

I have an idea for a contest. I’ve done a number of interactive challenges for writers, so now I want to do one for artists. But it does me no good if artists aren’t reading my column. So let me know. Are you an artist? Or can you find an artist and point him to the site so he can enjoy our unique blend of humor and critical analysis? Hee-hee. I said “anal”! If I get enough responses from artistic folks, I’ll give the terms of the contest in a very near future column. There will be a size restriction due to the constraints of the site, but I’m not going to hold anyone back in terms of media or style. How’s that for being cyptic?

Until then, I’m off to the front. Tomorrow morning I start the shelling campaign against managements stubborn refusal to acknowledge my obvious superior intellect in matters related to my shift. Afterall, THEY AREN’T THERE. We shall bombard them with a barrage of logic and rare common sense and drive them from their unrelentingly narrow-minded ways! Viva la Revolution!

Welcome to their nightmare. CHARGE!!

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