Inside Pulse (Editor’s Note: We had NOTHING to do with this) in conjunction with JunkNews Inc. is proud to bring to you an opportunity to own a piece of Hulka-Jewelry! Right off the hot sale of his grill on QVC as well as his home, Hulk Hogan (while not personally involved) offers to you pieces of silver pisces necklace and other jewelry the ‘Real American’ owned himself and recently parted with.
The collection features a diamond encrusted watch and two, not one, count them, two gold chains! The jewelry is valued at over $500,000.00 but for a limited time only the price is a low low $100,000.00 for the entire collection! Or we’ll take the best offer. Nothing lower than $10,000.00, don’t insult me. Or do. I’ll go as low as $7,000.00. I need to pay my rent.
This is an opportunity to own a piece of Hulka-History and pawn it for probably more money than you’re going to pay me. I bet it’ll even be worth more melted down. If you don’t know a guy you should probably melt it down once you get it if you want to move it. Just trust me on this one.
I’ll be at the dive by the pier until midnight tonight. Bring your best offer. Come alone. You will be searched for a wire. They kill snitches down by the pier. I’m not saying I’ve personally killed a snitch, but snitches have been known to disappear. By the pier.
This has nothing to do with the TMZ story. Look, you want the stuff or not?
