Captains Log: Big Brother 8 – Episode 22

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We get our recap with Dustin heading on out the door in all his shocked glory. Eric has made his deal with Dick and promises to do whatever he can to keep him and Jessica in. Dick agrees to do the same for Eric and Jessica. Jameka and Amber know they are in danger and the houseguests played for a top secret trip out of the house which of course Daniele and Amber won. Daniele used the POV to save Amber and put Jen up.

Up For Eviction
Jameka and Jen

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Dick and Jen are simply at each other’s throats as Jen is simply going bonkers. I honestly believe that the girl is losing it. Jen is pissed because Daniele is a “liar” and she wouldn’t have done that to her (Daniele). Dick tries to convince Jen to try and save herself instead of being such a bitch. How true.

Jen is quickly deteriorating mentally I think as she just starts going against everything the show stands for. She is not listening to anything and doesn’t care. Dick is pissing off Jen by smoking even though he is outside. She then proceeds to get his four cartons of cigarettes, rip them to shreds, and pour bleach on them. Coo-Coo!

Dick finds out and goes ballistic on her cursing her out and calling her every imaginable name that can and can’t be said on television. Jen says she “just found his cigarettes.” What kind of excuse is that?

Dick proceeds to find Jen’s clothes which she has already packed and hide them in the HOH room. And now NOW Jen is eating normal food. She was on slop for thirty days from the last competition but she is eating a turkey burger, cottage cheese, and an apple. What the hell girl? Big Brother has penalized her by giving her one penalty vote against her already for eviction. Like she’ll need the help.

It now gets very serious and incredibly funny all at the same time as Dick comes out and blows smoke directly into Jen’s face. Jen gets up pissed and he does it again. She then starts idiotically grabbing for the lit cigarette. She gets burnt about three times and starts crying saying Dick keeps burning her. Chick stop grabbing a lit cigarette ya moron.

Meanwhile, Daniele and Amber get sent off by limo to a private jet that is taking them to New York to appear on the game show The Power Of 10 with Drew Carey. They are going to be competing against each other on it for $10 million. They hop on board the plane and start some chit-chat.

Amber: “This is like a private jet!”

That’s because it is a private jet dummy. Daniele is served champagne guess Big Brother forgot that she’s only twenty. They arrive at New York and at the studio to get their hair done and make-up and get ready for the big show. Amber thinks everyone will love her because they will recognize her. Note to Amber, most of America hates you. And a surprise guest in the crowd to cheer Amber on is her cousin and Daniele’s is wow, Nick!

Back in the house, Amber tells Julie that the trip made her realize a lot about her life. Ok! Daniele simply says it was nice to get away from everyone for a while. Jen has made Big Brother history by being the first person ever to go against eating rules like that and apparently Eric enjoys cross-dressing.

Daniele really hopes to make it to the final two with her dad because it would be a great feeling and she also feels she could beat him. Jen gives her “please keep me” speech by virtually calling everyone a liar and saying she is ready to leave. Jameka is blessed to be there. And by a vote of 6 – 0 (duh), the next house guest gone is:

Jen

Eric: “Jen, as happy as you are to be leaving is as happy as we are to see you go.” HA!

Some non-emotional hugs and a smiling Jen is out the door. Julie calls Jen unique and Jen describes herself as random. She says that everything Dick said about her wasn’t true and if you ask anyone who knows her, they would say that 95% of the things he said weren’t true.

What?

The goodbye messages are mixed sincerity and good riddance, but now it is time for the HOH competition. Daniele must sit out of course and Jameka is on week three of five not competing for HOH. The game this week is “Tanks For The Memories” as the remaining houseguests are sitting in big dunk tanks. One by one they go into the water with Jen hitting the button to dunk them until the new HOH is:

Jessica

For once everyone actually seems OK with the end result of the competition. Jameka and Amber look a bit nervous. Actually Amber looks stoned, but that is everyday. They chat a bit in the backyard and that ends a really wild and fun episode.

That’s it for this week; make sure to be back with us on Sunday as Josh Clinton covers the next episode which will let us know just whose days may be numbered. And Tuesdays are covered by Richard Mauntah for the POV competition and that always gets interesting. But stay with Reality Dish everyday for coverage of Showtime After Dark and the 24/7 online coverage. Til next Thursday, this is your Captain speaking and beverages are now being served.

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