ED is the first one up and moving, around 6am. Dani is up soon and mentions over hearing a conversation between Jess and Eric while they were in the hot tub and how it was a “could ya’ not!” moment. They make breakfast burritos and talk game. Dani says they should offer to save Jameka but only if she makes no deals with Eric, only has deals with them, votes the way they want and promises not to put both of them up at final four should she win HoH. They talk about previous seasons, Dani thinks the season with the Ex’s would have been better had they used people who had restraining orders against each other… ED says “yeah, rapists” and Dani goes off about his always going to the extreme. They do a little bashing of their fellow hgs. They hope the food competitions are done for the year. Dani and ED talk about the twist in the game and how bad they are, they laugh. Dani says she wishes things would speed up, she is tired of sitting around. Dani says if there were going to be a double eviction it would have been last week.
BB announces “Houseguests, did you know there 116 camera windows in the Big Brother house?” Dani thanks BB and says she did not know that and that is a lot of windows to clean. Zach and Dani talk about all the other fun facts that BB has told them about the house and BB. Zach and Dani lay out in the BY tanning. Jess is inside packing up her stuff in prep for the live eviction. They get placed on inside lockdown. Eric and ED are still sleeping. Dani works on her nail polish, Jameka and Jess sit at the table, Jess is painting a thong bikini on one of the rats from the PoV competition. Lockdown ends around 1pm. Dani heads back outside to tan some more, Jess and Jameka stay at the table in the kitchen. Jameka makes a quesadilla for lunch. Jess and Jameka head to the workout room, talk about the show on Thursday, what to wear, whether BB flies them to NYC for the early show interview, etc. ED and Eric finally wake up around 1:30pm. Dani tells ED the other three are acting weird. She complains about the wake up music today. Jess, Jameka and Eric wonder where the sequester is. Eric hopes there are no cameras so there is no evidence for the court case when he punches Jen in the face. Jameka and Jess decide that Eric is the guinea pig of the house, he will try anything to make the girls laugh. They decide they would make him try anything so long as it doesn’t cause him pain.
Everyone seems pretty bored. Jess is cramping, the female sort, Eric wants playing cards or something from BB to keep them amused. Eric wonders about asking BB for Yahtzee. They talk about the temperatures in the different bedrooms. Zach is sleeping. ED likes the bikini Jess painted on the rat. Jess ready for a nap, but doing laundry instead. Eric continues to reassure Jess that all is fine, he says ED just stresses about whoever is leaving but he thinks it will be fine and Jess will be staying. They talk about HoH, the rest of the game, winning at the end, etc. They decide if either of them is sent packing, Zach will get their vote at the end. ED gets called to the DR. Eric discusses getting circumcised. Jess seems a little embarrassed by the discussion. Eric gets called to the DR. Zach is up and out in the BY talking to ED. ED wants Zach to say hello to Vincent in his blog, and send a message out to Janie from his blog. Zach wonders how much he has to write, wonders if his parents will know about the blog or how to find it, he seems sure his brother’s will know and tell his parents. Dani gets called to the DR but is not ready, asks BB to call someone else so they call in Jess. The hgs are recording their farewell videos in preparation for tomorrow’s eviction show. They talk about hating the farewell messages and how the DR coaches them on the goodbyes. Jess ends up very upset about her DR session, said she almost cried, Eric said he felt like crying. Jess mentions to Eric about Dani slipping and saying there would only be three people playing for HoH, so Jess suspects she is going home.
Eric talks to Jess about asking Dani outright if Jess is leaving, so they can savor their last few days together, and prepare for it mentally. Eric continues to try to console Jess and cheer her up. Eric suggests that Jess talk with ED herself, might help if she talked to him directly. Jess says she is not taking pics with Zach tomorrow, if she does, she will look retarded in every pic. Eric goes to speak with Dani about Jess. Dani reassures Eric that Jess is safe then turns the conversation to whining about Jameka and her attitude. Eric mentions to Dani that Jameka was upset that Eric said his vote would be to keep Jess. Dani says it is to hot and she is going inside, reiterates that Jess is safe and Eric thanks her for the chat. Eric is called to the DR. Zach tells Dani to ask for water if she goes to the DR, she tells Zach not to tell her what to do. She doubts she will be called in anyway. Dani and Zach eat burgers that Zach made on the grill and then just chit chat between them while Jameka takes the trash to the SR. Zach heads up to the HoH, Dani does up the dishes and Jameka is fixing herself something to eat.
Dani rehashes her conversation with Eric to ED. She says she slipped up about the three playing HoH and had to cover, thinks she was successful. She says she feels bad it will be all last minute and stuff, voting out Jess that is. She doesn’t feel bad about Jess/Eric because of what he did to Nick, she doesn’t owe him anything. ED thinks he can work a deal with Eric if Jameka refuses to work with them. Dani has her doubts about Eric making deals with them after they vote out Jess. ED goes out to smoke, Jess goes to DR. Jameka is eating, Eric is repainting the rat and Dani is up in the HoH with Zach. Dani and Zach talk about how Jameka is acting like a brat and Jess is a bratty princess. Eric tells Jess that Dani reassured him that Jess is staying. Eric asks Jameka if outside the house, she is not in a relationship, is there one guy from BB8 she would consider having sex with and she says no, they are missing the main component, they have to have swagger. Jess says her uterus feels like it is eating itself, Eric asks “Exactly where IS the uterus?” They are all making ice creams and ED seems concerned that all the vanilla ice cream is being wasted. ED and Dani talk about who is the worst complainer, Dani thinks it is Eric, ED thinks it is Dani. ED asks Zach to put 1-5-3 to Janelle from him [ED] and Dani gets upset, apparently feeling ED is infringing upon her copyright of 1-5-3 as a term of affection. Dani complains about having to clean up messes, like ED throwing milk at Eric.
Eric says he wishes Regis would drop by the house, Dani says she is not a big fan, ED says f*ck that guy. ED picking at his teeth with his finger, Dani comments that he does it all the time and it bugs her, she says there is floss in the bathroom. Eric heads to the DR to get his meds, asks if anyone wants anything. Dani asks for something to make her hallucinate or sleep, ED asks for Xanax. Dani wonders if people are getting bored watching the show, Eric says definitely. Dani complains about ED’s smoking and they argue about where he should smoke. Dani says she heard Kail got a divorce so she could be with ED at the wrap party. ED jumping and flipping into the pool, comes up spitting and coughing, Dani says don’t drowned yourself. He says singing underwater is not a good idea. Zach is drinking beer alone in the kitchen, Dani changing clothes, ED finishes smoking and heads inside, Jess and Eric in the hot tub, Jameka on the couch outside visiting with them. Dani says she wishes the hgs could vote people back in, they could not be evicted but would not be playing for the money either. ED asks who she would want back in and she says Nick, Mike and Joe. ED points out Nick would be for her and she says Nick would be for all of them. ED argues that if Nick returned her and Nick would disappear to the bedroom and just vanish like they did before, they argue about it a bit then Dani says ok Nick for me, Mike and Joe for the rest of you.
Jameka is opening a bottle a wine. They got ten beers as well, Zach already drank one, which annoys Eric. Jameka asks Eric what he would do if he won the half million and he says pay off bills, pay rent, maybe do one big thing like a family vacation. Jameka says she would take off work for 2-3 days. The house is divided, Jameka, Jess and Eric vs. ED, Dani and Zach, as far as who people are talking to and hanging out with. Dani asks Zach to put in his blog that Dani keeps talking about her and Nick visiting the Serengeti. Around 10 all the hgs are outside now, sort of awkward silence. They talk about who actually did the mustard thing. Dani says even though Nick denied it, she thinks it was him. They wonder if maybe it was Kail. ED, Dani and Zach head inside and talk about how the others hate them now. Dani wonders why Jameka hates her so much, “What have I done to her?” Jameka and Jess and Eric talk about how the first eight weeks were fun. ED wonders if the most hated hg is from their season or a previous season. Dani suggests ED go ask Eric, he would know. ED goes outside and asks Eric. Eric says collectively, the Nerd Herd or any one of them, the entire cast of the X Factor season. Eric says maybe Jen. Eric says maybe if some of the others had stayed longer they might have had a shot. Jess says she doesn’t think Jen was hated, ED asks if she is drunk. Eric says he doesn’t think Amber will be well received because she was probably viewed as crying all the time and only hanging out with Dustin. ED says that Amber thinks she will be back for All-Stars because she is so loved. Eric says maybe. After ED heads back inside, Jameka says she thinks ED is hated by her family. Eric comments that Dani is like Janelle, but Dani complains and Janelle was a b*tch.
Dani is cleaning and complaining that whoever is on the block never cleans. She says everyone spills stuff and makes messes, never cleans and then denies it. ED says Eric is the worst. They wonder what their homes look like, Eric and Zach. Dani tells ED to look behind the waffle iron, there is oil everywhere, and Eric thinks that is clean. Dani is getting very upset about the cleaning thing. Jameka, Jess and Eric are talking about how they cannot trust anything ED says. Jameka does not like how ED acts like everything is all up to him. Jameka and Jess both agree that neither of them should feel safe, no telling what will happen. Both of them agree that which ever two are left from the three of them has to win HoH, and that the one that leaves will pull for the other two from the jury house. Jess says if she leaves, no crying, game faces and win the HoH. Jameka says she is over the whole father/daughter thing. Jess says if she has to lose, she prefer it be to Jameka or Eric. Eric leaves. Jess and Jameka both agree that Jen is probably was not as much of a liar as everyone says. Jameka thinks the other want to keep Eric around because he can offer insights into the game. Eric is talking to Dani and ED. Eric tells them Jameka is upset with the three of them, that the last three females out have warned Jess about Eric having a deal with D&D and never realized Jess was in on the deal too. ED heads outside. Dani and Eric bash Jameka, Amber, Zach and just about everyone else. They said had it all been for fun, the eviction order would have been different. Dani is dreading having to look for a place to live when she leaves, no clue what she will do for sure.
Dani tells Eric about the whole Jen/Nick fight about whether they made out or not. The confrontation and Jen telling Dani to put on makeup because this was going to be on television. Eric says Jen is a nothing, ugly busted up b*tch. Eric heads into the DR. Eric comes out of the DR, now talking with Jess and Jameka. They are teasing him about how high he should wear his pants. General chit chat about life outside the house, hold old they were when they first drank, about cheerleading etc. Jameka looking very tired, having trouble remembering what it was she was going to say. Eric starts to brag about beating Zach by a millisecond in the PoV. Jess says well because of that, her and Jameka are on the block now. When they talk again it about ED horror stories, the being woke up to pots and pans, etc. They rehash the week and it’s highlights. They talk about the other hgs. They talk about the ogre moving back downstairs and Eric says he hopes they will be moving upstairs. Talk about farts. Everyone heads inside, doing silly things as they all prepare for bed. The girls are teasing Eric, poking, tickling, hissing etc. Teasing him and calling him a nancy boy. More talk of PoV and HoH. ED is outside doing laundry. Lots of whispering and such as everyone heads to bed. House goes quiet around 5:30am.
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