Schoolgirl Report Volume #2 – DVD Review

Available at Amazon.com

Director

Ernst Hofbauer

Cast

Friedrich von Thun Reporter
Christine Snyder
Rosl Mayr
Hans Heiking

DVD Release Date: September 25, 2007
Rating: Not Rated
Running Time: 90 Minutes

The Movie

As the story goes, people were so enthralled with the first volume of Schoolgirl Report that tons of letters were written and phone requests were received to make another film. People wanted their own fantasies and ideas portrayed on screen so they could get even more excitement out of what they were watching. Frederick von Thun advises that the stories shown here in the second film are from fans demanding that they get more. Thun narrates as well as hangs out in a room with some “experts” who give their opinions on the situations they are presented to watch.

Nine segments take us through different scenarios as to what could possibly happen with young schoolgirls. In between, the experts give their take and there are also a few interviews on the street with women sharing their sexual thoughts and feelings. Some rather generic answers and nothing ever gets too intense or that descriptive.

The segments range from classmates seducing their teacher to kids teaching themselves about sex in a barn to some runaways living on the streets. The most interesting by far is the first segment featuring the three girls who seduce their teacher so they can have sex with him. A few well-timed pictures of him and the girls are used against him; not for better grades, but to continue having sex with him. Rather strange considering you would think a fifty-something year old man would be the one seducing them for nothing but sex instead of vice versa.

Schoolgirl Report Volume #2 has no true point, isn’t really sexy, and should never be used in the way that porn is normally, a-hem, used. It is traditional seventies pornography with badly faked sex and nothing entirely too appealing to really want to make you keep watching. Don’t get me wrong, there is plenty of nudity, but there is also plenty of areas on the human body that are shall we say (cough) untrimmed. To be quite honest, the film ends up being a turn-off more so then the turn-on it was intended to be. Sure, it may have worked three decades ago, but it doesn’t hold a candle to the pornography available to people today.

The Video

The film is shown in 1.66:1 Anamorphic Widescreen format and looks awful. I do believe they transferred a version right of film reels directly to DVD because there are faded colors, interruption, skips, and just an overall static look to it. No effort was put into remastering this film although I’m not really surprised.

The Audio

The film is heard in Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Sound and comes through fine. There isn’t much to be heard except the narration, a small amount of dialogue, and a little bit of upbeat music every now and then.

Special Features

None

The Inside Pulse

It is simple in this situation. If you want porn, go to an adult store and pick up something more hardcore because you aren’t going to get what you’re looking for here. On the other hand, if you’re looking for a film that has a good plot and a lot of nudity, then you’ll still have to look elsewhere. There just isn’t really anything to enjoy about Schoolgirl Report Volume #2 other then some attractive women and random amusing stupidity of times gone by. From what I found out, there ended up being thirteen of these films made between 1970 and 1980. I am not sure if they got better as they went on, but pretty much any change at all would have to be better then this one was.

The DVD Lounge’s Ratings for Schoolgirl Report Volume #2
CATEGORY
RATING
(OUT OF 10)
THE MOVIE

2
THE VIDEO

5
THE AUDIO

6
THE EXTRAS

0
REPLAY VALUE

1
OVERALL
1
(NOT AN AVERAGE)

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