Alright, let’s start this bitch, shall we?
Jump right into the music this week. DON’T QUESTION THE FIRE THAT BURNS INSIDE. And I bit my tongue so hard that I bled and developed scabs. That shit hurts.
Okay, so we’re starting with the triple threat. It’s a fatal three-way.
Tommy Dremaer and Elijah Burke eliminate Kevin Thorn
This is an interesting three way. I would have elected for Tommy to be eliminated first, but we’ll see how this one goes.
Dreamer goes for Burke, but Thorn grabs Dreamer and sends him tot he ropes and hits a clothesline. Tommy goes outside, leaving Thorn and Burke to fight. Looks like we’re starting with the really it’s a two man at one time, three man match.
Dreamer watches Burke and Thorn beat each other in the ring and eventually the heels catch on to what’s happening. Dreamer gets in the ring and hits an arm drag on Burke, a drop toe hold on Thorn and then a body slam for Burke. Thorn muscles Dreamer into the corner, but gets rolled up by Burke for a two. TWO!
Thorn whips burke to the ropes and gets a forearm to the face. Burke and Thorn go back and forth. Burke gets thrown out and Dreamer comes back in to get abused by Thorn. Burke hits Thorn with a drop kick and then goes after Dreamer. All three men a series of near falls…
Dreamer attempts a sunset flip on Burke, Burke sits down for two. Dreamer leverages Burke back with his legs for a two. Both down, Burke rolls up Dreamer’s legs for a two. Thorn rolls up Burke for a two. Dreamer grabs Thorn’s legs and gets a two. Burke gets a school boy on Dreamer for a two. Dreamer and Burke hit a double backslide on Thorn for a two.
Let’s all say it together.
TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO!
We’re back from commercials and Burke whips Dreamer to the ropes, Dreamer ducks and Burke dives straight over the top rope to the floor. Thorn targets Dreamer, whips him to the corner and eats an elbow. Dreamer hits a bulldog for a two. TWO! Dreamer drags Thorn to the corner and only hits three punches before Thorn stepped through his legs and pulled him to the canvas on his back. Owie. TWO!
thorn continues the punishment on Dreamer with a rear choke. Dreamer gets the crowd support, Thorn hits a few punches and Dreamer hits a reverse DDT for a two. TWO! thorn goes outside and Dreamer hits a baseball slide. Tommy goes to the apron, but gets cut short by Burke and thrown to the floor. Thorn blind sides Burke and drags him into the ring for a two. TWO! Thorn pulls Burke up onto his shoulder for a modified (90 degree off) torture rack and drops him for a two. TWO! Thorn steps on Burke’s face and pie faces him a bit before Burke comes back with the clothesline sweep. Dreamer sends Burke to the corner for the tree of woe and hits the drop kick.
Thorn spoils the party with a jaw breaker, but can only get a two. TWO! Burke hits some nasty punches on Thorn and Burke goes to the top rope, but Dreamer cuts it short and hits a few punches, nearly knocking Burke off the top.Tommy goes for a suplerplex and we nearly get a replay of the superplex powerbomb from last week, but thorn walks away with Dreamaer in a powerbomb position and Dreamer gets down and hits a neck breaker. Burke attempts a sunset flip from the top, but instead gets reversed into a Texas cloverleaf. Thorn spoils the fun and goes for the torture rack on Burke. Dreamer hits a DDT on Kevin Thorn and goes for a pin, but gets thrown off by Burke, who makes the pin.
Wow. Two weeks in a row that these guys put on an entertaining match.
Punk walks around backstage, saying hello to the crew to prove he’s a man of the people. He bumps into Striker, who makes a few school jokes and he’s there with Big Daddy Buffet. Buffet growls a little bit and we go to commercial.
NUNZIO!
He used to be from Italy. Now he’s from Rockland County, New York. Poor Little Guido.
Mike Knox over Nunzio by bicycle kick
Good thing he’s fighting Nunzio and not Little Guido. If he was fighting Little Guido, he would have a difficult match ahead of him. Knox beats down Nunzio slowly to kill time until the next set of commercials.
Next Exptreme Expose and the Miz walk down a hallway. Thrilling!
The Diva Search is back. Still no number for “kill all”.
We get the SAVE_US.222 video. I WANT JERICHO!!!
The Miz comes to the ring with the girls. His opponent is already in the ring.
The Miz over Silas Young by Reality Check
Kelly’s got Teddy Balls at ringside.
The important part of this is post match Balls comes out to address Kelly Kelly. Balls wants Miz out of the way so he can talk to Kelly. Once more he’s out to ask Kelly out. Kelly has a live mic. Duck! The crowd tries to help with the answer. “You want an answer? Well Kelly’s going to give you an answer.” That’s followed by The Miz hitting Balls in the head with the mic.
Blah.
Burke says he’s faster stronger and younger. Tommy says he has no heart. Now you don’t have to listen to them speak. Everyone wins. But me.
CM Punk over Matt Striker with Big Buffet V by GTS
Collar and elbow, Punk gets a rear choke. Striker throws Punk to the ropes, Punk shoulder blocks him down. Striker charges and gets hit with a roundhouse to the thigh and a body slam. Leg drop and a two count. TWO!
Striker hits a few punches and whips Punk to the corner, but gets dumped to the apron. Striker hits his thigh on the apron edge, falls to the floor and Punk splashes Striker on the outside. Punk stares down V and Striker slams his hand against the stairs and kicks his hand to worsen the damage. Striker attack the hand back in the ring.
Striker goes for a back body drop and Punk hits a sunset flip for a two. TWO! Punk gets dropped by a clothesline and gets pinned for a two. TWO!
Striker goes back to the hand. Striker continues the punishment with a drop kick and goes back to the hand. Punk keeps getting his hand beaten, but resorts to using his feet. Striker hits a running knee for a two. TWO
Striker further attacks the hand separating the ring and middle fingers. Look, he’s a Big Daddy V fan! Punk hits Striker with a few round houses and clotheslines. Punk hits a double under hook backbreaker (welcome to Chicago MFer). Punk hits a springboard clotheslines and follows it with the GTS. 1. 2. 3.
Big Daddy V comes in and decimates Punk afterwards and hits a Samoan Drop. He sweats, looks around and the show is over.
The Inside Pulse
Alright, let’s start this bitch, shall we?
Jump right into the music this week. DON’T QUESTION THE FIRE THAT BURNS INSIDE. And I bit my tongue so hard that I bled and developed scabs. That shit hurts.
Okay, so we’re starting with the triple threat. It’s a fatal three-way.
Tommy Dremaer and Elijah Burke eliminate Kevin Thorn
This is an interesting three way. I would have elected for Tommy to be eliminated first, but we’ll see how this one goes.
Dreamer goes for Burke, but Thorn grabs Dreamer and sends him tot he ropes and hits a clothesline. Tommy goes outside, leaving Thorn and Burke to fight. Looks like we’re starting with the really it’s a two man at one time, three man match.
Dreamer watches Burke and Thorn beat each other in the ring and eventually the heels catch on to what’s happening. Dreamer gets in the ring and hits an arm drag on Burke, a drop toe hold on Thorn and then a body slam for Burke. Thorn muscles Dreamer into the corner, but gets rolled up by Burke for a two. TWO!
Thorn whips burke to the ropes and gets a forearm to the face. Burke and Thorn go back and forth. Burke gets thrown out and Dreamer comes back in to get abused by Thorn. Burke hits Thorn with a drop kick and then goes after Dreamer. All three men a series of near falls…
Dreamer attempts a sunset flip on Burke, Burke sits down for two. Dreamer leverages Burke back with his legs for a two. Both down, Burke rolls up Dreamer’s legs for a two. Thorn rolls up Burke for a two. Dreamer grabs Thorn’s legs and gets a two. Burke gets a school boy on Dreamer for a two. Dreamer and Burke hit a double backslide on Thorn for a two.
Let’s all say it together.
TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO!
We’re back from commercials and Burke whips Dreamer to the ropes, Dreamer ducks and Burke dives straight over the top rope to the floor. Thorn targets Dreamer, whips him to the corner and eats an elbow. Dreamer hits a bulldog for a two. TWO! Dreamer drags Thorn to the corner and only hits three punches before Thorn stepped through his legs and pulled him to the canvas on his back. Owie. TWO!
thorn continues the punishment on Dreamer with a rear choke. Dreamer gets the crowd support, Thorn hits a few punches and Dreamer hits a reverse DDT for a two. TWO! thorn goes outside and Dreamer hits a baseball slide. Tommy goes to the apron, but gets cut short by Burke and thrown to the floor. Thorn blind sides Burke and drags him into the ring for a two. TWO! Thorn pulls Burke up onto his shoulder for a modified (90 degree off) torture rack and drops him for a two. TWO! Thorn steps on Burke’s face and pie faces him a bit before Burke comes back with the clothesline sweep. Dreamer sends Burke to the corner for the tree of woe and hits the drop kick.
Thorn spoils the party with a jaw breaker, but can only get a two. TWO! Burke hits some nasty punches on Thorn and Burke geos tot he top rope, but Dreamer cuts it short and hits a few punches, nearly knocking Burke off the top.Tommy goes for a suplerplex and we nearly get a replay of the superplex powerbomb from last week, but thorn walks away with Dreamaer in a powerbomb position and Dreamer gets down and hits a neck breaker. Burke attempts a sunset flip from the top, but instead gest reversed into a Texas cloverleaf. Thorn spoils the fun and goes for the torture rack on Burke. Dreamer hits a DDT on Kevin Thorn and goes for a pin, but gets thrown off by Burke, who makes the pin.
Wow. Two weeks in a row that these guys put on an entertaining match.
Punk walks around backstage, saying hello to the crew to prove he’s a man of the people. He bumps into Striker, who makes a few school jokes and he’s there with Big Daddy Buffet. Buffet growls a little bit and we go to commercial.
NUNZIO!
He used to be from Italy. Now he’s from Rockland County, New York. Poor Little Guido.
Mike Knox over Nunzio by bicycle kick
Good thing he’s fighting Nunzio and not Little Guido. If he was fighting Little Guido, he would have a difficult match ahead of him. Knox beats down Nunzio slowly to kill time until the next set of commercials.
Next Extreme Expose and the Miz walk down a hallway. Thrilling!
