Dark Match…
– Kofi Kingston & FUNAKI beat the Highlanders.
Smackdown…
– Vickie Guerrero calls out Rey Mysterio. He comes out and says he’s disgusted by her relationship with Edge. This brings out Edge, who makes out with Vickie and mocks Rey. Chavo Guerrero comes out as well and says he thinks Vickie is tarnishing the Guerrero name. Vickie books Rey vs Chavo for later. OMG WHAT COULD HAPPEN.
– Jamie Noble beat Chuck Palumbo. Michelle McCool gets blamed by Palumbo again after the match, but Noble chases him off.
– They announce MVP vs Ric Flair for the Royal Rumble. MVP mocks Flair and says he will make an example of Flair’s former protege, leading to…
– Batista beat MVP by count-out. MVP tries to attack him with a chair afterwards but Batista spears him.
– The Undertaker beats Mark Henry & Matt Striker in a Handicap Match. Big Daddy Mabel comes out afterwards and he and Henry beat down Taker.
– Backstage, Vince McMahon talks up Hornswoggle’s chances of winning the Rumble. Finlay said it wasn’t safe for Hornswoggle to be in it and that Vince isn’t living up to their ‘deal’. Vince said Finlay should never mention the deal again. Hmm, retcon time.
– Hornswoggle beat Runjin Singh in an Arm Wrestling Contest. Khali attacks Finlay afterwards.
– Kane beat Deuce.
– Rey Mysterio beat Chavo Guerrero. Edge and the Edgeheads attacked Mysterio afterwards for the third heel post-match beatdown of the evening.
Dark Match…
– Batista beat Edge by DQ in a World Heavyweight Title match. The Edgeheads attacked Batista afterwards (SURPRISING) and Mysterio made the save.
