Missing Links on Kayfabed Injuries, Angle vs. Kong (?) and More!

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Kayfabe alert for items 1 and 2.

Medical updates! Joey Styles and Tazz gave a kayfabed update on Orton and Hardy last night during ECW, which was then posted on WWE.com. Randy Orton was released from a Mobile medical facility today, suffering only head and neck trauma. They said Jeff Hardy walked out of the medical facility last night, and WWE.com is putting over that he left before he could be evaluated.

The storyline aftermath for JBL’s attack on Chris Jericho last week on Raw is that Jericho suffered “burn marks on his neck and a bruised larynx” and is having trouble breathing and speaking. Way to Save_Us Chris.

Lance Storm talks Kurt Angle and Awesome Kong here. I hate promotional stunts like this, but it sure is better than what TNA’s doing now.

“WWE Mobile Exclusive” video from last night’s RAW where Melina and Jillian are getting ready for their dates with Batista and his friend, only for it to turn out to be Mini-Batista and Mini-Kane Isn’t that highlarious?. Yes, I do think WWE creative do many drugs. Thanks for asking.

Andre the Giant’s drinking again coverred here.

Did you know the Rumble was in NYC this year!?. Make sure to get this one, not like one of the four majors is in striking distance of New York every year…

Kane supports Ron Paul.

WWE in HD is a bad idea and will only mean more “That’s so fake!” comments to come from people who don’t get that we just don’t care.

JR answers questions. Why won’t he Put on some freaking ROH? Good Question.

That Cena sure is healthy.

Tazz Shoots. Anyone want a bridge I’m trying to sell?

WWE supports the community. Yes, we know post PR pieces from the Tuscaloo News.

WWE gets sued… again. Sun rise, sun set.

Conway speaks on his schedule with the ‘E. It sucked.

Diva news.

Jim Ross’s superstar of the Week is supremely predictable. Go see or use common sense. Up to you.

Now I’ll use some common sense and put my time to more productive use. Hope you enjoyed the links!

Glazer is a former senior editor at Pulse Wrestling and editor and reviewer at The Comics Nexus.