Recap of what went down on Wednesday to start. Alex and Amanda went home. Amanda sucks! Alex should have been around a lot longer. I think I said that last week. We are informed that Sharon and Josh wanted Matt and Natalie gone. So did Allison and Ryan at first, but then Allison changed her mind at the last second so Sharon and Josh had to change to make sure they weren’t the odd team out. Why did Allison change? Every team is a target now, because Sharon and Josh won HOH later! So they hate Matt and Nat, Ally and Ryan, and Sheila and Adam. So really the only safe team is Chelsia and James. They are happy for sure. Allison seems to be the prime target right now, though.
Man, Josh is a dumbass. He’s a cocky, loose cannon that needs to be brought down. Josh is actually really mad at Allison for pretending to be gay when he is actually gay. Okay, I can see that but still he’s a little psychotic. Allison has reached her breaking point and here is why this season’s format sucks. Allison, Sheila, and Josh all need to be gone. The same can be said for Jen and Amanda. But their partners have to suffer as well when they should have lasted WAY longer than what they did.
Allison is mad at Ryan and Matt for not sticking up for her. Um yeah, they weren’t there when Josh was yelling at her. So yeah, she needs to blame someone so she blames them. Everyone, except Allison, sees Sharon and James’ HOH room. Another reason why Josh is a tool is because he’s from Texas! That explains his personality. Funny things about the room. Josh has a princess tiara and there is a picture of Sharon and Jacob much to the chagrin of Sharon.
Josh explains to Sheila, Adam, and Sharon about being gay. Sheila totally throws Allison “under the bus” saying that she went along with the lie. Josh is hurt, because the one rule about being gay is that you don’t “out” someone else. He was “outted” to his parents and he feels burned by Allison. Josh then informs Ryan about the lesbian lie from Allison that he knew nothing about. Ryan should be mad, because that lie was just plain dumb and Allison must have not been thinking clearly when she thought that lie would have helped her in this game. The relationship between Ryan and Allison is now down the tubes after Ryan confronts Allison about the lie.
Matt and Natalie cuddle in their bed, which Matt doesn’t want to do because he knows what will happen next. What happens next is a lot of kissing. Matt makes Natalie promise that she won’t get “emotionally attached” to him. She promises him. But somehow I don’t think that’s going to happen. So I guess they will never show the extremely “X-rated” stuff that happened between them. They did more than kiss. At least Natalie did something more. Anyways lets move on.
Time for this week’s food competition! The girls are dressed as asparagus. This competition has something to do with a lot of asparagus. The roommates may like asparagus, but I don’t. Basically, each male team member must match the correct weight of their female partner by placing the correct amount of asparagus on a scale. They have to be within 10 pounds of the correct weight. Sharon and James don’t compete. But the other teams compete for various food products for the entire house for the week. Chelsia weighs 117 lbs., and James had 113 lbs. so the house gets Beverages and Snacks for the week. Sheila weighs 131 lbs., and Adam had 140 so the house gets vegetables and fruits as well. Natalie weighs 116 lbs, but Matt had only 99 lbs. so the house doesn’t get any carbs or a feast. Finally, Allison weighs 120 lbs., and Ryan had 110 so the house does get meats and cheeses for a week! Not too bad.
Natalie paints a picture of Joshuah by using nail polish and a paper towel. Natalie calls Josh the pretty boy in the house. Aw, she called him Joshy. The picture is not that bad really. In fact, it’s damn good for a nail polish drawing! Allison then barges in later to confront Josh. Sheila says Allison must have the last word. Lots of name calling. Josh says he has two degrees from the University of Texas, but he really only has a major and a minor. That’s only ONE degree there pal. Nice try!
Sharon tells Josh to invite everyone up to the HOH room for a house meeting without Ryan or Allison. Josh informs everyone that he is going to ignore her for the rest of the time in the house. Allison is not scared. Josh says everyone else is his friends and asks if Allison and Ryan should be nominated right away. They say yeah. But Matt knows another couple has to be up as a “pawn” and he doesn’t want to be it, but that is looking likely.
Later, Allison tries to talk to Josh. She apologizes and Allison wants to know what his problem is with her now. Josh explains how he was hurt by the lie. Allison was totally oblivious to that fact. Allison basically begs to not be put for eviction, which makes her look desperate and it’s still not going to work more than likely.
Time for the “nomination ceremony”! Allison hopes they won’t go up, but that is very likely. Adam is worried about being the other couple. Ditto for Matt. HA! James says they are a target because they were HOH last week. I really don’t know how he said that with a straight face. Sharon and Josh says they are about to “put an end to the manipulation” and basically it all comes back to him, of course. Sharon and Joshuah pull the keys of Sheila and Adam first. They finally pull Chelsia and James. So that means:
and
Ryan
are nominated along with:
Natalie
and
Matt
Sharon tells both teams that they felt they are the two strongest teams in the house so one must go. Josh reminds everyone that this a game. Matt is pissed about being nominated again. Ryan says they are nominated because of Allison. So Ryan is in the same position as Parker and Alex. Allison says she will fight hard for POV. Josh says Allison will pay for lying to him about everything. I just realized that things look good for both Sheila and Adam to be in the finals with Chelsia and James and that will suck! Chelsia and James are pretty much a LOCK to win this game now. The only way they won’t win is if they don’t win any competitions near the end. But they look to be in a fantastic position right now.
Sir Linksalot: Big Brother 9
