Captain’s Log: Big Brother – Episode 9-11

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Welcome to your Big Brother coverage here on Wednesday nights with your Captain. Josh was kind enough to cover for me last Wednesday, but I was doing some business and couldn’t catch my favorite hit of the summer but in its new late winter form. Things are getting nitty-gritty in the BB house and only five couples remain, but by the end of tonight there will only be four. Check out inside to see everything that happened and then some.

It’s time for the weekly recap and we see that the couple of Ryan and Allison are joined on the block by Matt and Natalie. The thing is that the Power Of Veto was won by Boobs McGee and Bahston so they decided to save themselves and therefore Adam and Sheila were put on the block in their places. A couple will be voted out this evening and someone else will jump into the HOH room. Let’s also not forget that there is the pressure of the ominous siren which could go off at any time and bring some unexpected surprises.

Allison is a total retard.

Shocking surprise happens tonight. Woo-Hoo!

Sheila doesn’t like being on the block. Well who does jackass? Allison thinks she has no problem being up against Sheila. Matt says it is Natty’s and Matty’s turn to start calling the shots. That was lame. The guys congregate outside…oh and Sheila. No never mind I was right, the guys. They are discussing the siren deal.

Natalie and Josh are whispering upstairs and she thinks that the siren will go off tonight and that people who used to be in the house are coming back. The idea of splitting up couples and making the rest of the game all singles is thrown around. Night passes and nothing.

Allison and Ryan are talking by the pool and she thinks things are looking bad. Make up your mind chick. Although she still doesn’t trust Matt so it’s up to Ryan to have a lil discussion with him. How can people not realize Matt lies like no tomorrow? He’s playing every side here with all four people who are on the block and I’m not sure how this is going to end up looking. It seems to be working though with all of those up for eviction. Allison is lobbying now and she sounds stupid.

Sheila now is lobbying. I’ll be happy with either team going honestly. James has found out Matt’s game here and he isn’t pleased. James called Matt out in front of Adam and Ryan. Matt cannot get out of this jam he is in no matter how many times he says the word “know.”

Julie will fill us in on the siren and Matt and Natalie’s love views later. Natalie thinks Allison and Ryan should go. Matt is on the other side of the fence and likes them. Chelsia and James want Adam and Sheila gone because they are worthless. Agreed.

Everyone is in the living room and Julie talks to them about the siren mystery. James thinks it will be a split into solo competitors or nuclear meltdown. Matt thinks an identical BB is next door. He’s stupid. Sharon is confronted about her new partner Joshuah and she likes how much he makes her laugh. Julie shows Natalie and Matt their victory celebration from the POV. Massages are discussed. Moving on please.

Natalie and Matt have differences in how their relationship is going. Natalie’s friends at the coffee shop discuss her artistic abilities and that she is looking for love. Natalie lets people walk all over her. Good God, Matt is looking like a total ass here. Matt’s friends are interviewed here and they seem just as annoying as he is. Ok, Natalie’s co-worker Nicole is seriously hot.

Julie lets us know that when the evicted couple goes to exit the front door, the siren will go off. Awesome.

Votes have already been cast and as soon as the siren goes off, the couples will split up and only one member of the evicted couple will be going home tonight. Holy crap! Allison and Ryan were evicted by a vote of 2 – 0…but wait, the door is locked.

SIREN! Allison jumps into Ryan’s arms because she thinks they are saved. Everyone scurries to the living room. Julie starts to explain it and says that “Til Death Do You Part” is taking on a whole new meaning now. Ryan and Matt almost make out and everyone is ecstatic. Everyone is playing as an individual now and people can change beds or not; up to them. The live vote from the housemates to evict Ryan or Allison out is coming up. HOH still can’t vote unless a tie comes up and that will be their last duty as a couple.

Things just got very interesting.

One by one the houseguests must enter the Diary Room to cast their vote but not until Ryan and Allison speak their peace. Ryan is respectful and cool. Allison is crying and doesn’t like speaking against Ryan. I honestly don’t think she has a chance, but I’ve been wrong before.

Adam gets rid of Allison. Chelsia wants Allison gone. Matt votes out Allison. Sheila takes out Allison.

Told you so!

Natalie casts out Allison too. James evicts Allison. So by a vote of 6 – 0, the first single person evicted is:

Allison

Hugs and otherwise dead silence. Creepy, but now everyone is having a huge group hug. Anyone else think Natalie will start to stalk Matt now? PUT YOUR BAG DOWN…how hard is it for anyone to do that without Julie telling them first. Just once! Did Sharon luck out this season or what?

Allison is surprised to be evicted alone. She says that her lie about having an outside the house relationship with Sheila was simply meant to be a joke and it spiraled out of control. Right. Goodbye messages from all her housemates. Some are nice and some not so much (Joshuah). Ummm, how are these single messages recorded if they thought a couple was being eliminated? Am I thinking too much into this? I’d say yes.

HOH Competition time and Joshua and Sharon can’t compete in tonight’s game called “Time After Time”. Questions will be asked about the order of things as they happened in the BB house. First round and everyone answered correctly. James and Natalie bite it first. Ryan and Adam are last in. They keep answering the same. And going from being on the block to being the first single HOH is:

Ryan

Odd polka music playing. Julie says the houseguests shouldn’t get too comfy because the surprises aren’t over yet. I miss America’s Player. Julie shows the sequestered houseguests and says that America can help by voting on who they would like to see return to the game from those who have been evicted. Wow.

The first single eviction nomination comes up Sunday and POV is on Tuesday so stay with us here at the new Inside Pulse for all the happenings in this early season of Big Brother. Everyone is congratulating Ryan and such while he sits there with a huge smile on his face. This is your Captain speaking, and things just got really bumpy so sit back, try to relax, and get ready for the drink carts because it’s tipsy time.

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