Captain’s Log: Big Brother – Episode 9-14

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Til’ Death Do Us Part may have started as the theme of the season, but death came mighty quickly. Everyone in the Big Brother house is now single again and playing for themselves. Sharon (thank God!) and one of Ryan’s boys, James are both on the block. Who will end up going this week? And who will win the second single HOH? Check out inside to find out all the goods.

Julie of course flashes back a week and lets us know all that happened. The threat of someone still coming back is all the talk in the BB house as many fear whom it could be. What if it’s Jen meaning her and Ryan can team up? What if it’s Parker and everyone realizes how good a player he could have been? Or what if it is even Amanda and everyone ends up pissed? In other news, Chelsia and Sharon were on the block, but when Chelsia won the POV and used it on herself, James was put up in her place. Here’s hoping Sharon gets the boot for a second time this season.

Tensions are rising and I still hate Sheila. And I do believe Ryan screwed himself big time.

Julie is letting us know that the person voted by America to get back in the house will happen tonight. Someone’s coming back. Sweet. After Ryan put up James though, things began to explode. Matt constantly tells Joshua “it’s awwwn!” Boobs McGee is a retard and gets all giddy and keeps following Matt like a schoolgirl. Chelsia rips into Ryan and Joshua poses in his mandals.

Josh and Ryan have each other’s backs though. Maybe. Sharon doesn’t feel safe. Duh.

This house is totally torn right down the middle and all I have to say is that it does not look good for the Chelsia crew. Matt actually told Josh that he hopes his mother is ashamed of him. Good Lord man! Sharon then spills the beans to Sheila about Matt kissing her and she rips him saying he sucks as a kisser. Sheila states the obvious and says “I think Sharon will do just about anything to win this game!”

Sheila relays the Matt/Sharon making out story to Natalie. And you just so broke her heart mama. Boobs McGee now says her gut is telling her to get rid of Sharon and that’s a big no brainer because jealousy has set in. I can’t handle Sheila in the unitard. Natalie and Matt are like one giant manic depressive boil that is about to pop.

Chelsia wants Sharon out which is obvious. Adam is crazy looking and thinks both should be gone, but James first.

In the living room, everyone is sitting around and waiting for the eviction ceremony. Matt is confident but had doubt in his mind that things wouldn’t go his way because this is Big Brother of course. Natalie still feels that she and Matt are still cool and Matt calls them “BFFL”. Sheila struts the unitard and everyone thinks she wears it better then Jen did from last season. Doubtful.

Jacob is shown praying for everyone in the house and says he and Sharon could shake things up if he goes back in. Jen and Parker share a sequester house, and Jen would go back with a vengeance. I really wish Parker would go back though because he was interesting. Alex and Amanda have their own house but they don’t get along at all still. Allison is alone and looks so much better then she did while in the house. Odd.

Julie asks if Allison is happy that Ryan got HOH, and the audio from inside the house is heard instead and we hear nothing she says. Someone is about to find out that they are going back inside. And here is a twist…once America’s Choice is told they go back in, they’ll be hidden in a mystery box. The houseguests then have to choose whether to let the sequestered person back in (who will be hidden) or whomever is evicted tonight. And going back in is….ALEX???? Are you serious? Really America? Why?

In the Diary Room, Natalie wants Sharon out. Sheila wants James gone. Josh wants James out too. Controversy!

And it is time now for the voting. A vote of 5 – 1 takes out:



James






Chelsia now realizes she is screwed. Maybe. Dear Lord there is silence in the house. And Chelsia walks away quickly crying. James trusts no-one in the house but Chelsia and that is why he told no-one but her goodbye. He still wants to hang out with her once this is all over even though he is bicycling around the world. Her taped goodbye message to him is quite sad and you can tell she really really likes him. Julie drops the bombshell to him here and explains the twist. James may crap his pants.

Julie: “Please lets keep it clean!” HA!

Now the siren sounds and everyone must retreat to the living room. Julie explains the whole situation and that a former houseguest will come back in tonight. It is up to them…James or the Mystery Box. Julie shuts the houseguests up like a teacher. Nice! Live voting into the Diary Room begins now.

Ryan votes for Mystery Box. Chelsia votes for James of course. Matt wants the Mystery Box. Mama wants the Mystery Box too. Joshua ecstatically wants James back. Boobs McGee brings back James…WOW! Adam puts James in the lead. Sharon does NOT want Jacob back and votes for James. Well, that was the shortest eviction ever I think.

The mystery box is in the living room and everyone is anxiously waiting. Chelsia is so giddy nervous. Holy hell is there some cheering and hugging going on. Even Matt hugs him. WTF?

HOH competition time and tonight they must get stand on disco balls holding onto chains and it is called “Big Brother Disco.” Everyone gets raised up and the thing is slowly spinning. Last one holding on wins HOH. Now it keeps going up and down on a squeaky ass chain that so should have a serious touch of WD-40. Ummm why was a random hamster just shown? Anyone else see that?

Julie reveals the vote back results to James. She also tells them they have a long night ahead of them and now champagne begins squirting all over them. So the new HOH is:



To Be Continued…





Well, we won’t know who the new HOH is for a while and then we’ll get the next round of eviction and all kinds of stuff coming up. Things are certainly getting interesting and really tense and also really confusing. Five people voted James out, but then five voted him back in. Go figure. This is your Captain speaking folks so grab your glasses, toast your loved ones, and boogie the night away on this Disco Flight.

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