Guerrilla Chikarticles for 4.25.2008

The Opening Segment
Background History on the Campeonatos de Parejas

After walking out of Passion and Persistence, I realized that Delirious and Hallowicked winning the titles may have brought in a lot of new fans that don’t know that history of the titles. So, after some quick thinking and researching I gathered some information that may just school you unknowing children. Expect a new by-weekly column of a review of every Campeonatos de Parejas match in the history of ever to come out soon.

2.26.2006 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: The Kings of Wrestling (Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli beat Milano Collection A.T. and Skayde in a one fall tournament final match to become the first Campeonatos de Parejas.

5.27.2006 in Barnesville, Pennsylvania: The Kings of Wrestling (Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli) beat MIYAWAKI and Yoshiaki Yago two falls to one to retain the Campeonatos de Parejas.

9.22.2006 in Reading, Pennsylvania: The Kings of Wrestling (Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli) beat North Star Express (Ryan Cruz and Darin Corbin) two falls to one to retain the Campeonatos de Parejas.

11.17.2006 in Reading, Pennsylvania: Team F.I.S.T. (Gran Akuma and Icarus) beat The Kings of Wrestling (Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli two falls to one, to win the Campeonatos de Parejas.

3.23.2007 in Reading, Pennsylvania: Team F.I.S.T. (Gran Akuma and Icarus) beat ShaneSaw (Shane Storm and Jigsaw) two falls to one to retain the Campeonatos de Parejas.

4.22.2007 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: Team F.I.S.T. (Gran Akuma and Icarus) beat Up In Smoke (Cheech and Cloudy) two falls to one to retain the Campeonatos de Parejas.

8.17.2007 in Reading, Pennsylvania: Team F.I.S.T. (Gran Akuma and Icarus) beat Los Ice Creams (El Hijo del Ice Cream and Ice Cream Jr.) two falls to one to retain the Campeonatos de Parejas.

10.26.2007 in Reading, Pennsylvania: Incoherence (Delirious and Hallowicked) beat Icarus and Chuck Taylor two falls to one to win the Campeonatos de Parejas. (Gran Akuma was injured and could not defend his belt.)

11.17.2007 in Hellertown, Pennsylvania: Incoherence (Delirious and Hallowicked) beat Up In Smoke (Cheech and Cloudy) two falls to one to retain the Campeonatos de Parejas.

Chikara Director of Fun, Leonard F. Chikarason, declared that there will be a rematch between Incoherence and Team F.I.S.T. due to Gran Akuma missing the title match.

4.20.2008 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: Incoherence (Delirious and Hallowicked) beat Team F.I.S.T. (Gran Akuma and Icarus) two falls to one to retain the Campeonatos de Parejas.

Random Statistics
– The titles have been defended in Reading, PA the most with 5 out of 10.
– The challengers have won only 20% of the time.
– Team F.I.S.T. currently holds the longest reign as champions at 344 days.
– Gran Akuma is the only wrestler in a Campeonatos de Parejas match that had to pull out.

Upcoming Independent Wrestling Events
Featured This Week:
FIP, UWA Hardcore, IWA-MS, HWA, CZW

UWA Hardcore Wrestling (4.25.2008 in Leamington, Ontario)
1. Shane Hollister vs. Trik Davis
2. Brody Lee vs. Matt Cross
3. Jimmy Olsen vs. Josh Abercrombie
4. Lionel Knight vs. Claudio Castagnoli
5. Dan Paysan © vs. Johnny Gargano (UWA Lightweight Title Match)
6. Up In Smoke © vs. Tyler Black and Jimmy Jacobs (UWA Tag Team Title Match)
7. Derek Wylde vs. Sabian (Winner faces Prohibition for the UWA Canadian Title Match)
8. Josh Prohibition © vs. Wylde or Sabian (UWA Canadian Title Match)

Heartland Wrestling Association “Cyberclash III” (4.25.2008 in Cincinnati, Ohio)
1. Andre Heart and Déjà vu © vs. Dustin Lee and Scotty Vortekz vs. Amasis and Ophidian (HWA Tag Team Title Match)
2. 20 Man “Pick Your Poison” Battle Royal
3. Virus vs. Vin Gerard (If Virus wins, he earns an HWA Cruiserweight Title Match)
4. Neveah vs. Mary Elizabeth vs. Ashley Lane
5. Chris Hero vs. Jon Moxley
6. BJ Whitmer © vs. Nigel McGuinness (HWA Heavyweight Title Match)

Full Impact Pro “Dangerous Intentions 2008” (4.26.2008 in Crystal River, Florida)
1. Tyler Black vs. Davey Richards
1. Black Market vs. Dark City Fight Club
2. Sal Rinauro © vs. Delirious (FIP Florida Heritage Title Match)
3. Jason Blade and Kenny King © vs. Jay Briscoe and ??? (FIP Tag Team Title Match)
4. Roderick Strong © vs. Erick Stevens (Last Man Standing Match for the FIP Heavyweight Title)

Heartland Wrestling Association “Uprising” (4.26.2008 in East Peoria, Illinois)
1. The Osirian Portal vs. The Phoenix Twins
2. The GP Code vs. The Hybrids
3. Billy Roc vs. Jon Moxley
4. Drake Younger vs. Scotty Vortekz vs. Aaron Williams vs. Vin Gerard vs. Sami Callihan vs. Dustin Rayz
5. Kimera vs. Dustin Lee
6. Nigel McGuinness vs. Chris Hero
7. BJ Whitmer vs. Jake Crist

IWA-MS “Fan Appreciation Night” (5.2.2008 in Joliet, Illinois)
1. Chris Hero vs. Egotistico Fantastico
2. Claudio Castagnoli vs. Michael Elgin
3. Mickie Knuckles and Rachel Summerlynn vs. Daizee Haze and Sara Del Ray
4. Danny Havoc © vs. Drake Younger (IWA-MS Death Match Title Match)
5. Delirious vs. Jimmy Jacobs
6. 2 Cold Scorpio vs. Roderick Strong

IWA-MS “Night of Champions” (5.3.2008 in Joliet, Illinois)
1. Jason Hades © vs. Dingo (IWA Mid-South Light Heavyweight Title Match)
2. Devon Moore/Mickie Knuckles © vs. Cheech/Cloudy (IWA Mid-South Tag Team Title Match)
3. Danny Havoc (c) vs. Corporal Robinson (IWA Mid-South Death Match Title Match)
4. Rachael Summerlyn vs. Sara Del Ray
5. Ernie Osiris vs. Jaysin Stife
6. 2 Cold Scorpio vs. Claudio Castagnoli (IWA Mid-South World Heavyweight Championship: Round 1)
7. Brodie Lee vs. Chris Hero (IWA Mid-South World Heavyweight Championship: Round 1)
8. Chuck Taylor vs. Vito Thomaselli (IWA Mid-South World Heavyweight Championship: Round 1)
9. BJ Whitmer vs. Michael Elgin (IWA Mid-South World Heavyweight Championship: Round 1)
Plus, the semi-finals and finals of the IWA-MS World Title Tournament

Combat Zone Wrestling “Best of the Best 8” (5.10.2008 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)
1. Greg Excellent vs. Brodie Lee
2. Player Uno and Beef Wellington vs. Cheech and Cloudy
3. Danny Havoc vs. Nicky Benz
Announced For BOTB8: Drew Gulak, Ricochet, Chuck Taylor, Josh Prohibition, Sabian and Pinkie Sanchez

Watch the Hockey Playoffs
Eat Good Tasting Food
Don’t Drink Protein Shakes
What’s Up Nissan Guys
Support Indy Wrestling

This just seemed like one of those weeks where everyone needs a sweet and short read, so I gave it to ya’ll. Hope you enjoyed. Until next week, I’m The Kirschner, and you’re outta here.

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