TNA Impact Spoilers

Results for next Thursday’s show…

– Samoa Joe is in the ring and Kevin Nash comes out to pledge his support to him. KNEEL BEFORE JOE. Booker T comes out and they agree that their Hard Justice title match will not be a TLC match but will indeed be a Full Metal Mayhem match.

– Consequences Creed & Eric Young beat Johnny Devine & Jimmy Rave, with Creed pinning Devine. Lance Hoyt joins the heels and they beat down Creed & Young until Abyss makes the save in his pretty white clothes.

– Matt Morgan beatsTrevor Chavis. Yay!

– BEER MONEY beat Motor City Machine Guns. The heels beat down the faces afterwards and LAX make the save in their dirty, grubby clothes.

– Taylor Wilde beat Velvet Sky in five seconds, and then again in an instant rematch. Angelina Love challenged Wilde and was losing as well until Sky interfered for a DQ. The heels beat down the face until Gail Kim makes the save in her shiny short-shorts.

– Petey Williams beat Jay Lethal to retain the X Title. No heel beatdown? For shame, Mr Williams. For shame.

– Joe and Booker have a contract signing. That was some fast admin work. They agree that Sharmell and Nash should leave them alone, maybe dimming the lights and uncorking the wine on the way out. The lights do in fact go out and Sting pops up, hopefully yelling “Hi kids!!!” and waving emphatically with a big gurn on his face. But SWERVE!!! There is no Sting. There is only Booker with a baseball bat and Joe getting knocked out like the idiotic babyface chump that he is.

– Kurt Angle & Team 3D beat Christian Cage, Rhino & A.J. Styles in a Table Elimination Match. Frank Trigg did the mandatory interference so that Angle could put Styles through a table to win.

Credit: Wrestlingobserver.com

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