Perez Hilton responded to Santino and challenged him to a duel this week. Will Santino accept? Stick around to find out and also read the latest on the other hot online feud on wwe.com.
But first, OMG Moment of the Week. Again Tazz is the center of this segment, as this week the focus is on his feud with Sabu, leading to their match at Barely Legal. They had some nice “Oh My God” moments in that match, but they were a bit overshadowed by Taz talking about himself in the third person. That needs to stop, now.
Next we have Word Up with Cryme Tyme who continue their feud with Miz & Morrison. See, the word for this week is POSERS, and they bring Miz & Morrison as a definition. OH NO THEY DIDN’T! They even show the rap video from two weeks ago. Hell, they even imitate The Shaman of Sexy and The Chick Magnet!!! This is the hottest feud on wwe.com right now.
But the hottest feud on the entire internet is Perez Hilton vs. Santino Marella and Santino’s Casa is the place to be. Before addressing Perez, Santino discusses Sara Palin and her nomination for VP. This ends with a picture of her in maid’s uniform, making her look even sexier than usual. He also takes time to talk about the other DotCom shows but then it’s time for the big issue, Perez Hilton. And Perez is in deep shit now, because now the Glamazon is pissed off. He may have gotten off easy against Santino, but Beth Phoenix? She’d eat him alive!
It’s payback tyme on The Dirt Sheet! Miz & Morrison put Cryme Tyme in their place, with some new and appropriate nicknames for them to use in future editions of Word Up. Once they’re done with the Boyz from Brooklyn they turn their attention the new ECW talent that Teddy Long recruited in his new talent initiative. That should keep everyone awake.
And finally, JOSH MATHEWS is back to hosting Weekly Top Five. I missed him. The items on this week’s list include the Musterio/Bourne against Miz & Morrison, Big Show’s promo from Smackdown, Matt Hardy/finlay vs. Henry/Knox from Tuesday, Batista annihilation of JBL and Cade and finally at number 1 we have Vladimir Kozlov’s attack on Jeff Hardy from SmackDown. Welcome back Josh.
The feud between Miz & Morrison and Cryme Tyme is a perfect use of wwe.com and I wonder if we should credit Joey Styles for it. The best way to end it would be a special PPV quality match match, which would only be available on the DotCom, with promotion of course on the TV shows. It would do wonders for the site and the teams, as the pioneers of internet wrestling feuds. Make it happen, WWE. And get Santino, Beth Phoenix and Perez Hilton in the ring.
