If Ring of Honor was your wife…
GOOD
01. Her workrate on housecleaning would be off the charts…
02. She’d only have fat, ugly, no-girlfriend losers hit on her so you wouldn’t have to worry about her cheating on you…
03. Every week she could find the best sales leading you to save up to 30% on anything… regardless of how supposedly rare those sales may be…
04. She only communicates with you in writing as to not interrupt you when you’re speaking to your man friends…
BAD
01. She would lay there like an English rock while you gently fucked her… lazy bitch…
02. She would only speak to you when she wanted you to buy something for her…
03. She was good for the first five years but now she’s positively stale…
04. She would expect you to meet her on dates without informing you of where to meet… until five minutes before the allotted meeting time and then canceling the date because you’re too far away to make it in the next five minutes..
UGLY
01. She’d never let you get a word in on an argument insisting you were destroying your relationship… and then lock you out of the house…
02. She’d keep making bad investments in shitty real estate without ever bothering to check if it’s worth it…
03. Her best friend is a Dragon and an Englishman, and I hear they’re both leaving her in May…
04. She’d want to keep petting Vinny Truncellito’s mustache…
