Pulse Wrestling’s WWE No Mercy Report

Show opens with some weird 50’s black & white montage.

Matt Hardy (c) vs. Mark Henry (w/ Tony Atlus) – ECW Championship
The King is on color with Grisham. Matt gets a pretty big pop during the introductions. Henry starts the match just pounding away on Matt. Matt fights back, hitting some kidney shots, and then dumps Henry to the floor. As Henry climbs back in, Matt slams his knee across the edge of the ring. Matt hits an elbow off the 2nd rope, then follows with the Side Effect for 2. Matt tries for a Twist of Fate, but Henry shoves him off. Matt hits the ropes and leaps toward Henry, who catches him and sets up for The World’s Strongest Slam, but Matt fights out of it and hits the Twist of Fate for the win.
Winner and Still Champion – Matt Hardy

They advertise a Text Message vote for the Jeff Hardy/Triple H match.

Backstage Eve is with HHH & Jeff. HHH has his iPhone out, and tell Jeff that he is voting for him. HHH says that he wants Jeff to be at his best, because it would be that much better when he wins. Jeff then says that he will take pride in defeating HHH for his title.

Beth Phoenix (c) (w/ Santino) vs. Candice Michelle – WWE Woman’s Championship
Phoenix dominates the beginning of the match, and begins to work over Candice’s ‘surgically repaired’ left shoulder. Candice gets a quick pin, but Santino pulls Phoenix to the floor. Candice then dropkicks Santino through the ropes, then tries to put Phoenix in the Candy Drop, but Phoenix reverses it and hits her rendition of the Implant Buster for the pin.
Winner and Still Champion – Beth Phoenix

Kane says that the fairytale story ends, and we will see Mysterio’s face.

Rey Mysterio vs. Kane
Mysterio comes out quickly, and tries a quick 619, but Kane turns and hits a huge clothesline. Mysterio fights back again and tries a hurracanranna, but Kane blocks it, and grabs Mysterio’s legs, and tries a powerbomb. However, Mysterio hangs on, and they fall to the outside. Mysterio is on Kane’s back in a sleeper, but Kane tosses Mysterio over his shoulder, and into the bell table. Back in the ring, Kane powers Mysterio around. Mysterio hits the ropes, and Kane goes for a Sidewalk Slam, but Mysterio turns it into a reverse DDT. Kane continues to overpower Mysterio, and he puts Mysterio on the top rope, and tries to rip of his mask. Mysterio kicks him off, and hits a moonsault for 2. Mysterio the Drops the Dime for 2. Mysterio off the ropes, but Kane hits the Sidewalk Slam. Mysterio goes to the top, and dives off into a Throat Uppercut for 2. Kane goes for a big boot, but Mysterio moves, and Kane is caught up on the top rope. Mysterio then hits a 619 across Kane’s hamstring. Kane on the floor near the bell table, and Mysterio goes off the top rope, toward Kane, who slaps Mysterio in the face with a table!!! Ref tosses out the match.
Winner via DQ – Rey Mysterio

Backstage MVP is bitching about not having a match on the phone, and says that he will take care of it. He knocks on Vickie Guerrero’s door, but Big Show answers. MVP says that he wants to speak to Vickie. Big Show shuns him away. MVP is not happy.

After an ad for Cyber Sunday, MVP makes his way to the ring, and complains about how he was left off the card. Orton then makes his way out. Orton then says that if they ever gave MVP the ball, he would drop it. MVP reminds Orton that he is not on Raw, and that he doesn’t have to follow Mike Adamle’s rule of not being able to physically attack Orton. This brings out Priceless. They get in Orton’s face, and pretty much say that they deserve respect from Orton. Orton reminds them what he did to Punk, but Manu reminds Orton that Priceless laid out Punk for him to do that. Orton leaves, and MVP tells Priceless that he likes the way they handled that, and he wouldn’t mind hanging with them if he gets drafted to the Red Team. DiBiase says that MVP is not in their league. MVP gloats that he is the highest paid wrestler in SmackDown history, however DiBiase reminds MVP that his dad is the Million Dollar Man, and he never had to worry about money. MVP says that he’ll remember this, and leaves. When he gets to the top of the ramp, Kofi & Punk come out. They convince MVP to join them back down to the ring to fight Priceless. All 3 charge, but Kofi & Punk hold up as MVP dives in the ring and gets jumped. Manu & MVP go to the floor, and Kofi & Punk get in the ring and take out DiBiase & Rhodes.

Another text vote promo for Jeff & HHH.

JBL vs. Batista – #1 Contender’s Match
Batista comes out on fire to start, and quickly spears JBL. JBL gets some offense in, but Batista hits a spinebuster and a quick Batista Bomb for the win. This was just a squash.
Winner – Batista

As Batista exits the arena, JBL has a mic. JBL says that has been the most unbelievable week of his life. He admits that his heart wasn’t in the match tonight, and that after the week on Wall St, he tells us that he is a blessed man because of the Congress Bailout. This brings Cryme Tyme on the tron. They end up stealing JBL’s limo with all the face Divas, and randomly Sgt. Slaughter.

Recap of Vickie/Big Show/Undertaker.

The Big Show vs. The Undertaker
They got nose to nose, and they fall to the outside. Taker hits a legdrop on the apron. Taker charges Show, but Show hits a diving shoulder. This match is awful. Show bodyslams Taker, and then drops an elbow for 2. Taker fights back, hits a Old School arm drop. Both men go for a Choke Slam, and Show wins the battle, only for Taker to reverse it and hits a spike DDT for 2. Taker pounds away on Show in the corner, but the ref pulls Taker back. As Taker chases the ref, Show pulls the turnbuckle pad off, and slams Taker’s head into the steel ring. Taker then back up, and but Show this a huge right hand and Taker is down. Show picks up Taker’s head, and punches him in the back of the head. The ref then stops the match.
Winner via KO – Big Show

Recap of Jeff Hardy’s climb to #1 contendership.

Triple H (c) vs. Jeff Hardy – WWE Championship
Back and forth to start. HHH tosses Jeff to the corner, but Jeff lifts his legs up and hits a leg scissors, and HHH falls to the outside. Jeff hits a diving clothesline on the floor. Back in the ring, Jeff has a headlock on HHH, but HHH fights out, and attempts a Pedigree, but Jeff back body drops him over the top rope. Jeff goes for a flip to the floor, but HHH moves and Jeff lands hard on the ground. Back in the ring, HHH starts to dominate. Jeff fights out of a sleeper and hits a wraparound clothesline. Jeff tosses HHH to the floor again, and again Jeff attempts a flip over the top rope, but this time he hits it. Both men on out on the floor, and the ref starts to count. Jeff up first, tosses HHH back in the ring, and goes to the 2nd rope, hitting a clothesline for 2. Jeff goes for a Twist of Fate, but HHH shoves out if it and this a big clothesline for 2. HHH sends Jeff to the corner, but Jeff goes for a Whisper in the Wind, but HHH blocks it, for 2. HHH hits a Double A Spinebuster. HHH goes for a Pedigree, but Jeff gets out of it and hits a slingshot, and then a Whisper in the Wind for 2. Jeff then Mule Kicks HHH, and goes for a Swanton, but HHH moves. HHH goes for another Pedigree, and again Jeff gets out of it and hits a Twist of Fate, and hits a Swanton!! 1-2-no! HHH rolls Jeff’s over on 2 and scores the pin!
Winner and Still Champion – Triple H

They recap the match, and HHH walks around backstage and runs into Arn Anderson, who congratulates him. He then runs into Vladimir Kozlov who also wishes him congratulations, and stares down HHH.

Recap of Jericho & HBK.

Chris Jericho (c) vs. Shawn Michaels – World Heavyweight Title – Ladder Match
They go back and forth in the ring, and they fall on the floor. HBK charges Jericho with a ladder, but Jericho pulls his legs out and locks on the Walls on the floor. Jericho tries to bring the big ladder in the ring, but HBK somersaults it in his face. HBK tries to climb the ladder, but Jericho brings him down. Jericho puts a ladder in the corner and tries to toss HBK into ladder, but HBK reverses it and Jericho gets his knee caught in the ladder rungs. HBK puts a ladder in the ropes on the corner, but Jericho kicks it into HBK’s face. Jericho then tries to get the belt, but HBK pulls him down, and tosses him to the floor. HBK pounds Jericho with a ladder, and then he sets up a large ladder next to the announcers table. He lays Jericho on the announce table and starts the climb the ladder. Jericho climbs up behind and tries to suplex HBK through the announce table. The both end up falling through the table. They get back in the ring and a ladder is in the corner. Jericho tries to superplex HBK using the ladder, but HBK tosses him to the mat, with the ladder and then elbow drops Jericho. HBK tunes up for Chin Music, but Jericho slaps him in the face with the ladder. Jericho puts the ladder over HBK, and starts to climb, however HBK lifts the ladder and Jericho falls to the floor. HBK starts to climb the ladder, but Jericho makes his way back in and shoves the ladder down, crotching HBK on the top rope. Jericho sets the ladder back up and makes his way up. HBK climbs up the other side, and he drops Jericho down, catching his foot in the rungs. Cade comes out and tries to pulls HBK down, but HBK jumps down and hits Chin Music. Both Jericho and HBK climb up the ladder again. They both unbuckle the belt, and are playing tug-o-war. Jericho begins to slide off, but HBK pulls the belt, and Jericho headbutts him, making HBK fall to the floor, and Jericho grabs the belt to win.
Winner and Still Champion – Chris Jericho

Jericho and Cade celebrate the win afterwards.

Show Over.

~Pk