Pulse Wrestling’s TNA Bound For Glory IV Report

Alex Shelley vs. Jay Lethal vs. Curry Man vs. Chris Sabin vs. Sonjay Dutt (w/ SoCal Val) vs. Jimmy Rave (w/ Christy) vs. Johnny Devine vs. Petey Williams vs. Shark Boy vs. Super Eric – Steel Asylum Match
As you can imagine, there is a ton going on with 10 guys in the ring. Devine, Rave and MCMG hit a triple suplex on the Prince Justice Brotherhood. Lethal tries to climb over Shelley on the top turnbuckle up the side of the cage, but Rave tries to powerbomb him down, only for Lethal to turn it into a hurracanranna on Rave and Shelley hits a frog splash. Sharky hits a top rope double stunner on Petey & Devine. Many people then hit their finishers, including Petey hitting a running Canadian Destroyer on Shelley, which was fantastic. Curry Man hits a Spice Rack, and climbs the cage. Dutt follows, and eventually pulls Curry straight down. Lethal is behind Dutt, and Dutt catches his legs in the cage, and Lethal pulls his way to the top, and earns an X-Division Title shot.
Winner – Jay Lethal

JB with Jim Cornette in his office. Mick Foley comes in, Cornette plugs the TNA HD debut, and says that Foley can keep his office warm while he finishes the details. Cornette leaves, and The Beautiful People come in, and complain about having M&M’s that are not blue.

Traci Brooks is the special guest ref for the Bimbo Brawl. Also, Curtis Granderson of the Detroit Tigers is ringside, and he and Rhino are boys. Kip and Curtis have some words before the match.

Cute Kip & The Beautiful People vs. Rhino, Rhaka Khan & ODB – Bimbo Brawl
Angelina & ODB start, and it quickly becomes Velvet & Rhino. Kip pulls Velvet away. Rhaka has a blind tag on Rhino, and she wants Cute Kip. Kip and Rhaka go nose to nose, and eventually Kip holds Rhaka down with a choke, but Rhaka grabs Kips crotch. Angelina in, ODB in, and the ref (Traci) is distracted by Velvet, and Kip comes in and hits ODB with the make-up box. Rhino & Kip finally square off, and Rhino hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 2. Kip reverses an Irish Whip into the turnbuckle goes Rhino. Kip hits a Stinger Splash, then kick to the gut and goes for a Famasser, but Rhino charges and hits a GORE for the pin.
Winners – ODB/Rhaka/Rhino

Consequences cuts a promo talking about how he debuted at Bound For Glory last year, and how the way Bashir talks about America.

Sheik Abdul Bashir (c) vs. Consequences Creed – TNA X-Division Championship
There is a Military Personal doing the ring introduction for Creed. We all here expected Bashir to attack him, but he did not. Creed hits the ring and dumps Bashir to the floor quickly, and Creed leaps on him. Creed celebrates on the announcers table. The match settles down, and Bashir takes control. Creed with a Press Slam, but he drops Bashir on his knees. Creed goes to the top, and he is playing to the crowd, so Bashir beats him up, and hits a huge top rope hurracanranna. Creed lifts Bashir up for the Fireman’s but Bashir rolls out, and grabs the ropes and scores the pinfall.
Winner – Bashir

Awesome Kong & Raisha Saaed come into Cornette office, where JB & Foley are still talking. Saaed wonders where Cornette is, and says that Kong will not be responsible for what she does to Roxxi & Taylor.

Taylor Wilde (c) vs. Roxxi vs. Awesome Kong (w/ Raisha Saaed) – TNA Knockouts Championship
Very sloppy match-up. Sorry, I know this is very unprofessional, but this match was really bad. Taylor hits a German Suplex with a bridge for the win.
Winner – Taylor Wilde

AJ with Foley & JB. AJ says that he is happy that Foley is here, and much happier then when other people come from the ‘other company.’ 3D comes in and wonders when AJ is going to kiss Foley on the mouth already.

Steve McMichael comes down to be the special guest ref. He is wearing a front half ref shirt, back half Chicago Bears jersey.

Beer Money, Inc. (w/ Miss Jacqueline) vs. Abyss & Matt Morgan vs. LAX vs. Team 3D – Monster’s Ball – TNA Tag Team Championship
All 6 challengers jump Beer Money to start. The match then quickly spills all around the arena. Homicide hits the Suicide Flip on Beer Money on the floor, and Hernandez follows it with the Super Mex Dive. In the ring Devon gets hit with a crutch from Homicide, who then pulls out a few forks and digs away on Devon’s head. Abyss comes from behind Homicide, and hits the Shock Treatment. Bubba in, and uses a cheese greater on Abyss. Morgan makes the save, but Beer Money jumps him. Morgan hits a double suplex on both of him. Morgan then goes Old School on Storm. Devon comes in with a trash can lid and cleans house. Abyss catches Devon with a choke slam. Abyss grabs Roode for the choke slam, but Storm has a bag of tacks and distracts Abyss. Beer Money then dump Abyss to the floor, and they start to mock McMichael. They want to see if McMichael still has it, and they go into a 3-Point Stance, and takes out Roode. Beer Money and LAX are fighting on the floor, and Morgan hits a dive off the top rope on them! 3D fights Abyss up the ramp, and they continue to pummel Abyss with trash cans. Bubba then grabs the staple gun out, and staples Abyss in the back of the head. Bubba holds up Abyss, and Devon goes to slug him, but Abyss ducks and Devon hits Bubba. Abyss then starts hitting Devon, but Johnny Devine comes from behind and kendo sticks Abyss. 3D & Devine set up a table on the floor next to the ramp, they light in on fire and 3D toss Abyss off the ramp through flaming table! Back at ringside, Beer Money celebrate something, but Hernandez comes over with a kendo stick and drills Storm in the face! Homicide and Roode in the ring, but Hernandez gets in, catches a Roode Crossbody and hits the powerbomb. Homicide hits a Gringo Cutter on Storm, but Jackie breaks it up. McMichael spanks her and tosses he back out of the ring. Morgan in and gives Hernandez a boot to the face, however Homicide makes the save, and then Hernandez hits a Border Toss on Morgan, as 3D puts a table in the ring. Hernandez sets up the table and puts the tacks on the table, but 3D steps in and hits the, well, the 3D on Hernandez through the tack filled table. Storm spits beer in the Bubba’s face, and Roode sneaks in and scores the pin!
Winners and Still Champions – Beer Money, Inc.

Recap of Cage/AJ/Booker feud.

Christian Cage vs. AJ Styles vs. Booker T (w/ Sharmell)
Cage drops the floor right away, and AJ & Booker beat on each other for a bit. Cage back in, and he goes nose to nose with Booker. On the floor, AJ hits a springboard moonsault on Cage. The ref (its Shane Sewell, the guy that fights with Bashir) gets in AJ’s face, and AJ tosses him to the slide, but then Booker hits AJ with the briefcase. Back in the ring, Booker goes off the ropes, AJ leapfrogs, but Cage comes from behind and sends Booker to the floor, but turns into a dropkick from AJ. They pan the crowd, and they show this guy:

AJ & Cage go back and forth reversing their signature moves, and AJ eventually hits his slingshot reverse DDT. Booker breaks it up, and goes for a Spinarooni, but Cage stops an it and mocks him, but AJ comes in with a Shining Wizard on Cage, then the Pele on Booker. AJ and Cage climb to the top, but Booker interrupts. AJ kicks him away, and then hits a facebuster on Cage off the top, then attempts a Spiral Tap, but misses. Booker gets caught on the turnbuckle, Cage hits AJ with a spear, and Booker grabs the refs shirt before he can score the pinfall. Cage then slingshots AJ to the same turnbuckle that Booker is on. Cage then joins them on the top turnbuckle, and hits a top rope Unprettier on AJ, but Booker follows with a top rope Scissors Kick on Cage and scores the pin.
Winner – Booker T

Recap of Angle/JJ feud. Angle cuts a crazy man promo. JJ cuts a promo crying.

Mick Foley comes down to his AWFUL music. JJ & Angle are face to face, and Angle give Foley the bird.

Jeff Jarrett vs. Kurt Angle – Mick Foley as the Special Guest Enforcer
The match goes back and forth for the first few minutes. Jarrett does his little dance after knocking down Angle. Angle charges JJ in the corner, but JJ dodges it and hits a clothesline. JJ hits a series of punches and hits a DDT for 2. He is gassed after only about 7-8 minutes. JJ hits a SUPERplex for 2. JJ looks on the Figure 4, and Angle is in pain. Angle eventually works his way up, and hits a German Suplex with a bridge for 2. JJ tries to flip Angle, but Angle grabs his ankle, and locks on the Ankle Lock. JJ finally flips Angle through, but Angle is back up quickly and hits a Olympic Slam for only a 2 count. Angle goes for the moonsault, but misses, back up quickly and goes to clothesline JJ, but JJ ducks and Angle hits the ref. JJ hits The Stroke, and Foley comes in for the pinfall, but only gets a 2 count. Angle gets a chair, and Foley goes to stop him, but Angle hits Foley with the chair, and then hits JJ with the chair. The ref comes to, and goes to make the pinfall, but Foley pulls the ref to the floor, and then pulls out Socko and puts the Mandible Claw on Angle. Foley lets go, and Angle turns right into a guitar shot for the pin.
Winner – Jeff Jarrett

Recap of Joe’s lack of respect for Sting.

Samoa Joe (c) vs. Sting – TNA Championship
Match starts off quickly, as Joe sends Sting to the floor, and then dives on him. They fight up the steps in the crowd. Joe is in a luxury box area, and he runs and leaps and dropkicks Sting, and lands on the concrete steps!!!! I can not believe that Joe just did that. They eventually fight their way to the ring, and Joe is dominating. Joe puts Sting on the top turnbuckle, and attempts to go for the M.U.S.C.L.E. Buster, but Sting fights out of it, and hits a top rope slash for 2. Joe catches Sting, and hits a big powerbomb, and turns it into the STF, and turns that into the Crossface. Sting finally gets to the ropes, but Joe hits a powerslam. Sting reverse a whip, and sends Joe the corner, then follows with a Stinger Splash. Sting puts Joe to the top, and this a M.U.S.C.L.E. Buster, but Joe pops right back up, and then hits Sting with the Scorpion Death Drop, but Sting pops up, puts Joe in the corner again, and goes for a Stinger Splash again, but Joe catches him and drops him. Sting is down for a 10 count, but Joe won’t let him finish it. The ref backs off Joe, and screams at him. Kevin Nash makes his way down, and it seems as Joe doesn’t notice that he is there. Sting grabs his bat, and goes after Joe, but Nash grabs the bat out of Sting’s hands, and Joe knocks Sting back down. Joe hits the ropes, and Nash hits Joe in the back with the bat, and Joe falls into the Scorpion Death Drop for the pinfall.
Winner and New Champion – Sting

Show Over.

~Pk