Here’s the line-up for the WWE’s upcoming Starrcade DVD thing…
BLURB!
For longtime fans of professional wrestling, the end of the year meant one of the biggest events of the year—Starrcade. Rivalries that had festered for months would be settled once and for all. Contenders that had long dreamed of their big break would finally get their title shots. It was an annual event that even predated WrestleMania by two years. Now, for the first time, fans can see the great NWA and WCW battles on DVD with The Best of Starrcade.
Oh no, I’m a little hard now.
DISC ONE:
– Hulk Hogan vs Roddy Piper (1996) – Pish & Vinegar
– Sting vs The Great Muta (1989) – Iron Man Singles Tournament Something
– Barry Windham & Brian Pillman vs Ricky Steamboat & Shane Douglas (1992) – Ultimate Super Mega Universal Tag Team Trophy Belt Format Match
– Goldberg vs Kevin Nash (1998) – Death Of WCW Match
– Battlebowl (1991) – Hmm?
– Dustin Rhodes vs Steve Austin (1993) – WCW Not WWE United States Title Two Out Of Three Wives
DISC TWO:
– Road Warriors vs Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard (1987) – NWA World Tag Team Token Dead Guy Match With Alt. Commentary Talking About Death
– Rey Mysterio vs Jushin Liger (1996) – Needs More Nash Match
– Rock & Roll Express vs Midnight Express (1987) – Scaffold Match, a.k.a. Wheeeeeeeee!!
– Ric Flair vs Lex Luger (1988) – Nosebleed Special
– Eddie Guerrero vs Shinjiro Ohtani (1995) – Yep.
– Dusty Rhodes & Sting vs Road Warriors (1988) – World Cunt-Off Special
– Sting vs Vader (1992) – King Of Cable Comedy Hijinks
– Brisco Brothers vs Ricky Steamboar & Jay Youngblood (1983) – It’s Old Enough To Be Good Match
– Dusty Rhodes vs Ric Flair (1985) – Big Gold Jobby
– Eddie Guerrero vs Dean Malenko (1997) – Smaller Gold-Covered Wood Jobby
DISC THREE:
– Road Warriors vs Steiners (1989) – Iron Man Steroid Shoot-Up
– 3 Count vs Jung Dragons vs Jamie Knoble & Evan Karagias (2000) – Ladder Spotfest
– Sting vs Ric Flair (1989) – The Truth Is… I Am Iron Man
– Greg Valentine vs Roddy Piper (1983) – Dog Collar Match
– Road Warriors vs Midnight Express (1986) – Scaffold Scaffy Scaff Scatt Scat I’m A Scatman
– Sting vs Hulk Hogan (1997) – Death Of WCW Prelude
– Ric Flair vs Harley Race (1983) – Steel Cage Mental Referee Title Bout
– Magnum TA vs Tully Blanchard (1985) – MOUSTACHE
– Ric Flair vs Vader (1993) – Career Match But Not With Shawn Michaels So Guess The Outcome
