The latest tapings results…
XPLOSION MATCH:
– Homicide beat Sheik Abdul Bashir in a non-title match.
IMPACT:
– They announce that Eric Young’s win over Sheik Abdul Bashir last week was reversed because of referee Shane Sewell’s actions. Young gets a shot at Booker T’s Legends Title tonight.
– The Main Event Mafia come to the ring. There is a casket in it and Kurt Angle says tonight Christian Cage gets a proper burial. Angle mentions Cage going to WWE again. Rhino comes out to defend Cage and calls the Mafia a bunch of bitches. Booker says Rhino has the balls of a chihuaha for not speaking to them face-to-face. Rhino, an idiot, charges the ring but gets beaten down and put in the casket.
– Jay Lethal & Consequences Creed beat Sonjay Dutt & Hiroshi Tanahashi.
– The Beautiful People (w/o Sarah Palin) beat Christy Hemme & Sojourn Bolt.
– Samoa Joe & A.J. Styles beat the Motor City Machine Guns. The Mafia came down to attack Joe and AJ. Lethal and Creed tried to make the save but were assaulted too. Sting just watched from outside.
– Booker T beat Eric Young to retain the Legends Title.
– Kurt Angle & Kevin Nash beat Abyss & Matt Morgan. Beer Money interfered, with James Storm hitting Abyss with a beer bottle to cost him the match.
– Mick Foley came out to announce the main events of the next failure of a PPV, Final Resolution. Booker T, Kevin Nash, Scott Steiner & Sting vs Samoa Joe, A.J. Styles and two partners of their choosing. If the Mafia win, Sting retains the TNA title. If the Mafia lose, A.J. becomes champion. GENIUS. There is also Kurt Angle vs Rhino. If Angle wins, he gets a match with Jeff Jarrett. If Angle loses, his contract is voided. MAGNIFICENT. Angle and Jarrett wind up coming out to bitch at one another. Rhino jumps Angle and gores him. The Mafia come out but Rhino, a greasy fellow, slips through their fingers and escapes.
