The results for the next TWO episodes of Smackdown…
Dark Match – Carlito & Primo Colon beat T.J. Wilson & D.H. Smith (w/ Natalya Neidhart) when Carlito hit the backstabber on T.J. They billed Wilson, Smith & Neidhart as The Foundation.
NOVEMBER 28 SMACKDOWN:
– Vickie Guerrero introduces Edge. He talks about Jeff Hardy’s personal problems, says he went to Boston when he heard about the attack to keep the title match a three-way, and then starts to make out with her. Jeff tries to attack Vickie but security breaks things up. Triple H and Vladimir Kozlov then also try to attack Edge.
– They announce Beat The Clock qualifiers for the title shot at Armageddon.
– Jeff Hardy beat The Brian Kendrick with a swanton in 12:13.
– Backstage, Matt Hardy says he isn’t looking to win his qualifier match, just to preserve Jeff’s winning time.
– Maryse, Natalya & Victoria beat Michelle McCool & The Bella Twins. Maryse pinned Michelle after Brie accidentally clotheslined McCool. Maria tries to calm McCool down afterwards but gets slapped for her troubles.
– Vladimir Kozlov beat Matt Hardy in a qualifier match. Matt kept running away to try and help keep Jeff’s winning time. Kozlov knocked Matt out of the ring with ten seconds left, so Matt just stayed there and the time expired.
– Jesse & Festus beat The Miz & John Morrison by DQ when the heels hit Festus with the bell. Morrison keeps whacking the bell to wake Festus up and then put him back to sleep, whilst Miz mocks Festus. They hit it one time too many though and he chases them to the back.
– Backstage, Ken Kennedy interviews Triple H about the Beat the Clock tournament.
– Triple H beat Shelton Benjamin in 12:13 with a Pedigree. The referee is knocked out with 40 seconds remaining. The Hs hit a Pedigree and the ref recovers with in time to count the pin just as the time expires. A second ref came out and argued the point but they announced the Hs and Jeff had the same qualifying time.
DECEMBER 05 SMACKDOWN:
– Edge beat Kung Fu Naki with a spear.
– Edge and Vickie cut a promo afterwards and announced the Hs and Jeff in a tag team gauntlet match for later. They announced a triple-threat for Armageddon.
– Maria beat Michelle McCool with a schoolgirl.
– Backstage, Maria is congratulated by the divas but Michelle runs in and kicks her. Carlito informs her that this is in fact not cool, madam.
– Big Show cuts a promo backstage and announces a steel cage match with The Undertaker. They are both going to hell but only he will come back.
– HURRICANE FUCKING HELMS beat MVP with a spinning kick. Helms has long hair and did not show any ring rust. He got a nice pop from the crowd for his return, with ‘Hurricane’ chants from the crowd. MVP cut a pre-match promo about his losing streak.
– Backstage, Triple H tells Jeff to stay out of his way. Jeff says he is sick of the Hs and writes a poem in his iguana’s blood about existential angst.
– Jeff & H first beat Hawkins & Ryder in the gauntlet when Jeff hit a swanton on one of them. They then lose by count-out to Miz & Morrison when they start fighting one another outside the ring. Both of them kept tagging themselves into the match without the other’s permission. The referees restrain them.
– Backstage, Jeff bursts in on Edge and Vickie proclaiming their love for one another. Edge claims that it was the Hs who attacked Jeff before the Survivor Series. The Hs come into the room and Jeff jumps him as Edge and Vickie make out.
– Matt Hardy beat Chavo Guerrero by DQ when Kozlov ran in and beat up Hardy. He ties him up in the ropes and uses him as a punching bag.
– The Great Khali Claus comes out dressed as Santa. The ring is decorated with Christmas wreaths and stockings. Ranjin Singh, an elf, does a Kiss Cam to introduce Khali’s Little Helper. It turns out to be Eve. Khali holds mistletoe above her and kisses her.
– The Undertaker beat Big Show in a cage match when Show tapped out to the Deathlock (or whatever it is called).
