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Season Finale: Who Will be the Last Man Standing?
The final four are in the lounge discussing what is on tap tonight. The coaches walk in and Brian Knobs said the judges got it right. I disagree. It should be Dennis Rodman, Butterbean, Danny Bonaduce, and Trishelle Cantatella. But that’s my opinion. Todd Bridges is going to risk it all tonight. Dustin wants to avoid the chops. How he’s in the final four is beyond everyone in the room. We go to the main ring and they are met by the three judges. Hulk lays it hot and heavy saying that none of them are winners until one person wins the belt tonight. Dustin puts over his competition pretty well. Butterbean needs a wider belt strap. Todd gloats on how no one knew his true ability. Dennis knows how to be a champion during his NBA days.
Eric Bischoff lays it all on the line. It’ll be a tag team match tonight and the two best performers will go one on one in the main event and the best performer will win the title.
We head to the practice ring and Nasty says that Dustin’s chops and kicks look like s***! We’re going to chop school! Chops suck. He can’t chop Butterbean and Bean shows it how it’s done. “Wrestling hurts. It’s not all fake like everybody thinks it is.” Classic line by Butterbean. Dustin bruises his hand doing the chops. Dustin’s chest is red as Christmas today.
We discuss the matches tonight. It’ll be Butterbean and Rodman v. Diamond & Bridges. The coaches do a good job confusing everyone. After a break, we are still confused. They try the routine again and everyone has it down packed.
The Jabronis Return!
Candy Girl & Tiffany (w/Frank J. Cleopatra Stallone) v. Mistress of Mayhem & Red Hot Redneck
Stallone sneak attacks to start things off. But MOM and Red Hot Redneck take care of things. CAT FIGHT IN PROGRESS! MOM takes out Tiffany and the faces are in the ring. Candy Girl wants a test of strength, but Red Hot Redneck fell for it. Tag to Tiffany who mocks Red Hot Redneck. Double clothesline connects and Stallone distracts the ref. Tag made, but the ref did not see it. The heels take care of Red Hot Redneck. Stunner connects and MOM comes into the ring. Candy Girl gets sent to Stallone and MOM goes off the turnbuckle and connects with Tiffany for the pin.
Winners: MOM & Red Hot Redneck
Out of nowhere, Danny Bonaduce takes a gut shot by Stallone. That doesn’t hurt, so Stallone takes a powder.
The Main Event is NEXT!
The judges get introduced to the building.
Rodzilla & One Mean Bean v. Mr. Not-So-Perfect & The Winner
The heels rush the faces as we start things off. The faces turn things around and Bridges and Diamond crack heads. Out goes Bridges and Diamond! Bridges comes back in and he takes it to Rodman. Handspring forearm is scouted by Rodman. Hip toss by Rodman and in comes Diamond. Diamond gets sent to his partner and Bean checks in. They get squashed in the corner. Bridges lands on Diamond’s groin! Bridges gets bodyslammed by Bean. In comes Diamond for a bodyslam of his own. The referee is distracted and Bridges hits Bean with a chair. Double shoulderblock and they beat up on Bean. To the ropes and Bean goes to the outside. Bean gets drilled with a crossbody by Bridges. Diamond spits in Rodman’s face that enrages him. Diamond is packing heat and he drills Bean in the noggin with that loaded elbow. Bridges hits a elevated splash for three, but the ref was distracted by Rodman. Bean gets sent to the ropes and he EXPLODES on them. They try to hold him off, but tag to Rodman anyway. He cleans house and Diamond gets slammed. Same for Bridges. Noggin Knocker connects and they set for the finish. Big Bean Slam connects on Bridges and the flying clothesline connects on Diamond. Double pin is academic.
Winners: One Mean Bean & Rodzilla
Time to see who moves on. Hogan says that was a main event anywhere in the world today. Eric Bischoff says that Rodman brings it! Jimmy Hart says that he would sign Butterbean to a contract tonight if he owned a promotion. Bridges takes the big risks according to Hogan. Dustin gets good props from the Hulkster as well. Dustin and Butterbean are placed on the microscope and they are eliminated!
Butterbean doesn’t know how he lost. He wants to take them both on. Dustin says that he’ll be back next season to take the belt.
Mr. Not-So-Perfect v. Rodzilla
The fans are behind Rodman tonight. Bridges goes for the sneak attack, but opts for a slap instead. He runs away and he catches Rodman off guard. Rodman gets slammed to the corner turnbuckle and that does not do anything. Rodman takes it to Bridges and he loses the hat in the process. Stinger Splash connects for Rodman and Briges gets sent over the top. Rodman chokes away, but Bridges hangs Rodman over the top rope. Rodman meets the steel post. Bridges sets a table up and throws Rodman into it! Double Axe connects from off the apron and he rolls Rodman back in the ring. Cover attempt gets two for Rodman. He works the back, but Rodman is stronger still. Sunset flip gets TWO for Mr. Bridges! Rodman rips off the shirt and he knocks Bridges into next week. Bodyslam connect and he drops the leg! Bridges gets sent to the ropes and gets splashed. Rodman up top and he hits the clothesline for the win.
Winner: Rodzilla
Hogan enjoyed the match tonight. He says that they took pro wrestling to a whole new level. The decision tonight is very tough. Props to both men for being great this season. It is now time to award the title and Hogan hits the ring. Both did a great job, but there can only be one champion.
Your Celebrity Championship Wrestling Champion: Dennis Rodman
Todd Bridges felt that he did more than Rodman did and that he should had won.
Season Over.
Thanks for following me the past two months as we profiled this weekend venture. I’ll admit that I wasn’t expecting anything great, but this show exceeded my expectations a thousand fold. As always, stay tuned to Pulse Wrestling for anything wrestling! If there’s a Season Two to CCW, I’ll definitely be back. Keep reaching for those stars and see you all Monday for RAW!
