Pulse Wrestling’s WWE Armageddon Report

Matt Hardy vs. Vladimir Kozlov
Hardy tries to keep away from Kozlov to start, but Kozlov shoves Hardy into the corner, and slams his shoulder into the post through the ropes. Hardy on the outside, and he pulls Kozlov’s throat over the ropes, and Kozlov goes to the floor. Hardy dives off the apron, but Kozlov catches him and runs him toward the ringpost, however Hardy slides off Kozlov’s back, and runs Kozlov into the ringpost. Back in the ring, Hardy hits a Side Effect for 2. Kozlov back up, hits the Battering Ram headbutt, then his version of the YuraNagi for the pin.
Winner – Kozlov

Edge and Vickie laugh about Matt Hardy’s defeat. Edge goes to get ready for the match, and Chavo, who apparently was sitting there the whole time, wants to know how Edge & Vickie took care of Jeff Hardy before Survivor Series. Vickie tells him that they didn’t do it, and wants him to fetch is coffee.

We have a txt vote to see who we think took out Jeff Hardy.

Hornswoggle and Finlay messing around backstage. Finlay wants Hornswoggle to stay backstage tonight, because he doesn’t want him to get hurt.

They recap that CM Punk & Kofi Kingston lost the Tag Team Titles at a Live Event last night to Miz & Morrison.

CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio – Intercontinental Title Tournament Finals
William Regal & Layla are sitting at ringside. Very slow, back and forth match up. Mysterio with a tilt-a-whirl into an armbreaker, however Punk gets to the ropes. Mysterio tries to set Punk up for the 619, but Punk slides to the floor instead, however Mysterio flies off the top of the turnbuckle on Punk! They both get back in the ring, and Punk gets Mysterio up for the GTS, however Mysterio slides through, and sets him up for the 619, but Mysterio misses. Punk catches Mysterio again, and hits the GTS…very badly actually, it looks like Mysterio broke his nose.
Winner and #1 Contender – CM Punk

Jeff Hardy cuts a promo backstage, saying that we all think he’s a screw-up, and that tonight will begin a new chapter of Jeff Hardy.

Recap of JBL/HBK feud.

JBL comes out and wants us to welcome his newest business associate, Shawn Michaels. HBK comes down and explains his financial situation, and why he needs to align himself with JBL. This is very boring. HBK finally just walks out of the ring.

Eve with Randy Orton. She wants to know what his plan is tonight. Cody Rhodes and Manu step in, and cut the promo for Orton.

Mark Henry (w/ Tony Atlus) vs. Finlay – Belfast Brawl
Henry tosses Finlay to the floor, but Finlay catches the top rope on his leg, and looks to be in a bit if pain. Henry beats Finlay around the ring, but Finlay fights back, and starts tossing trash cans and kendo sticks into the ring. After Atlus tries to hit Finlay with a trash can lid to distract Finlay, Henry crashes one over Finlay’s face! Henry dominates the match, but Finlay gets to his shillelagh, but Henry grabs it out of Finlay’s hand and breaks it over his knee. Henry then breaks a kendo stick over his knee. Hornswoggle shows up to distract Henry, but Henry shoves Finlay into him, and Hornswoggle falls to the floor and under the ring. Henry brings the top half of the steel steps in the ring, but Finlay dropkicks Henry’s knee, and Henry drops the steps. Hornswoggle pops up, and slides in another shillelagh, which Finlay uses to drill Henry for the pin.
Winner – Finlay

Santa Haas comes into the Diva’s Locker Room, and gives them all presents. Santino and Beth come in and Santino gloats that Beth won the Slammy for ‘Diva of the Year’. Santino says that he’s going to pick out the next gift, and reaches into the box of gifts, only for The Boogeyman to come out. Santino goes to run away, and Goldust is in the doorway under an mistletoes. Santino runs away, and Boogeyman gives Goldust a gift, and then they break out into song…then they cut to Kennedy who can’t believe what he’s seeing, and plugs his DVD.

Recap of Orton/Batista feud.

Batista vs. Randy Orton (w/ Manu & Cody Rhodes)
Orton quickly tosses Batista to the floor, and the rest of the Legacy start to beat down on Batista. The ref sees this and kicks Rhodes & Manu out from ringside. They go back and forth for a few minutes, with nothing important going on. Orton stayed in control for a while, hitting a DDT with Batista propped on the ropes. Orton goes for the RKO, but Batista turns into the Bossman Slam for 2. However Orton fights back, and hits the C+ for 2. Batista is slow to get up, and Orton goes to punt Batista’s head in, but Batista moves, and sends Orton into the corner, and Batista starts pounding on Orton in the corner. Orton tries to walk out of the corner with Batista up for the Alabama Slama, but Batista slides through and quickly hits a spinning Demon Bomb for the pin.
Winner – Batista

Recap of the Slammy Awards.

Maria, Michelle McCool, Mickie James & Kelly Kelly vs. Natalya, Victoria, Maryse, and Jillian Hall – Santa’s Little Helper Match
Very short match, with McCool hitting a Styles Clash on Jillian Hall for the win, after tagging herself in via Maria.
Winners – McCool, Maria, Mickie & Kelly

Aftwards, the heels go to the back, the rest of the faces are pissed at McCool, and she storms away. However, The Great Khali and Runjin Singh come out for a Khali Christmas Cam. Runjin then brings out Mae Young!! Mae jumps into the Khali’s arms and starts making out with him…hahaha.

Recap of Jericho/Cena feud.

John Cena (c) vs. Chris Jericho – World Heavyweight Title
Jericho mauls Cena to begin, however Cena muscles up Jericho and goes for a FU, but Jericho slides through with a DDT on Cena. Cena gets up on the apron, and Jericho goes to springboard on him, however Cena catches him for a FU again, but Jericho slides off again, and bulldogs Cena off the apron on the ringsteps!! Jericho continues to control the match, with a sleeper in the middle of the ring. Cena fights out with a sitdown slam, and hits the YOU CAN’T SEE ME, and goes for a FU again, but Jericho slides it into a roll up for 2. Cena tries the Throwback, but Jericho dodges it, and hits the Lionsault for 2. Jericho then hits the Codebreaker for 2. Jericho throws a fit, yelling at the ref. When he turns around, and Cena hits the FU. Cena can’t make the cover right away, and when he does, Jericho kicks out. Cena locks on the STFU, but Jericho gets out, and locks on the Walls. Cena somersaults out of the Walls, and locks in the STFU for the submission.
Winner and Still Champion – John Cena

Recap of Edge/Jeff/HHH

Edge (c) vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Triple H – WWE Title
Hardy starts out quickly, and he hits Poetry in Motion on Edge, leaping off HHH’s back. They fall to the floor, and HHH tosses Hardy into the wall. Edge and HHH square off, and as HHH goes to put him in the Pedigree, Jeff breaks it up. Jeff goes for a Whisper in the Wind, but HHH crotches him on the top rope. Edge comes over for a SUPERPLEX, but Jeff blocks it, HHH comes over, and puts Edge up for the Doomsday Device, but Hardy hits a Whisper in the Wind on both. Jeff then hits the mule kick in corner on HHH, but then gets caught in the Edge-o-Matic. Edge lines up for spear, but Jeff leapfrogs him, and hits HHH. They fall to the floor, and 2 of the announce tables are cleared off. HHH and Jeff on the center table, and HHH goes for a Pedigree, which Jeff reverses for the Twist of Fate, however HHH reverses that, and dodges a Edge spear through the end table!!!!! Edge and HHH back in the ring, and HHH hits a Pedigree, but Kozlov comes out and pulls HHH out of the ring. Matt Hardy comes down and beats off Kozlov. Jeff sees Edge out in the corner, and goes up for a Swanton, however Kozlov pushes him off. Edge hits HHH with the Impaler DDT, and then sets up for a Conchairto. Jeff grabs the chair that Edge was going to use, and drills Edge with it. Jeff goes up for a Swanton again, but HHH knocks him down to the floor. HHH hits another Pedigree on Edge, and goes for the pin, but Jeff flies in with a Swanton on both HHH and Edge, and Jeff pins Edge for the win!
Winner and New Champion – Jeff Hardy

Jeff celebrates in the ring, and climbs the massive stage to end the show.

Show Over.

~PK